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Vintersorg posted:They almost look like mutant ninja turtles. But are they legal age?
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Jun 26, 2014 04:39
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I've been waiting days to post this: 
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Jun 26, 2014 04:43
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If they were going to give DSL to any of the turtles it should be Leonardo.
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Jun 26, 2014 04:48
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Somebody once told me The world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest turtle in the shell They've got to be deliberately trying to make these guys look like Shrek at this point.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:07
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Ghostpilot posted:Don's by far the best, but why does Michelangelo have noticeably bigger lips than the rest? ...bee stings.
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Jun 26, 2014 11:56
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penismightier posted:I've been waiting days to post this: I love that there are no reins, so they just have the skeleton arms in random poses. Can't wait to be a skeleton when I grow up.
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Jun 26, 2014 13:15
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penismightier posted:I've been waiting days to post this: This is the loving best.
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Jun 26, 2014 16:43
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The Skeleton Army has been recruiting since the dawn of Man. When the time comes, do your part.
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Jun 26, 2014 16:45
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Ghostpilot posted:Don's by far the best, but why does Michelangelo have noticeably bigger lips than the rest? A film by Michael Bay
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Jun 26, 2014 17:22
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penismightier posted:I've been waiting days to post this: Badass.
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Jun 26, 2014 20:19
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Cacator posted:A film by Michael Bay It's not his film, though.
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Jun 26, 2014 21:11
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After watching the latest trailer I have to say the Turtles look better in motion.
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Jun 26, 2014 21:50
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 Bootleggers: putting in more effort than actual professional cover designers.
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Jun 27, 2014 02:23
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...of SCIENCE! posted:
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Jun 27, 2014 06:13
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Kevin Sorbo?? Get me tickets now! Or a YouTube link to his appearance in it. Terrible loving poster though.
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Jun 27, 2014 07:15
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Kevin Sorbo is so appropriate for an Expendables parody.
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Jun 27, 2014 08:24
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MikeJF posted:Kevin Sorbo is so appropriate for an Expendables parody. I'd say Patrick Warburton is too, to be honest.
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Jun 27, 2014 08:34
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Until you mentioned Kevin Sorbo I thought that was just an Expendables porn parody. Even the tagline made sense.
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Jun 27, 2014 09:34
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That alien in the corner is incredible it looks just like those lovely dancing alien gifs
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Jun 27, 2014 09:43
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It's first time written/directed/starring the alien bounty hunter guy from X-Files. I love Patrick Warburton and hope he continues to find terrible ways to pay the bills. Also, that's the Chairman from IC:A looking befuddled in the background.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:38
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"Big Guy Films"
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Ariza posted:It's first time written/directed/starring the alien bounty hunter guy from X-Files. Umm, thats loving Brian Thompson and he's amazing and was in just about every single amazing action movie ever made. Learn some respect. Now, that poster did look like a gay porn parody at first and a piece of poo poo at that.
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Vintersorg posted:Umm, thats loving Brian Thompson and he's amazing and was in just about every single amazing action movie ever made. He'll always be the Alien Bounty Hunter from The X-Files to me.
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Jun 27, 2014 15:32
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Brian Thompson was also this guy from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Brian Thompson rules. (However, that Extendables movie does not look like it will rule)
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Jun 27, 2014 15:34
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Why is his mouth shaped like one of those cartoonish twirly mustaches?
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Jun 27, 2014 15:58
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LesterGroans posted:He'll always be the Alien Bounty Hunter from The X-Files to me. To me, he'll always be the punk who gave Arnoid his nice coat in The Terminator. After he ripped his heart out. 
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Jun 28, 2014 00:33
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This guy is amazing
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Basticle posted:This guy is amazing Can't disagree with that! Tenuously Connected Poster Post: All-Killer Edition No wall is safe!  Shogun or Genie of the Lamp? You decide!  I have been trying to hunt down this Out-Of-Print movie for quite some time.  The least-flattering portrait of Karen Black yet!  A Shaw Brothers biker flick. My brain is barely able to process this combo.  Bless you, Dick Clark!  I have no idea what's going on here.  I'll see myself out.... 
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Jun 28, 2014 10:02
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Distorted Kiwi posted:The least-flattering portrait of Karen Black yet! Oh my god! Boob lady, what's wrong with your face?
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Jun 28, 2014 16:12
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The late Karen Black did have quite a lot of face, but she was in no way the drunken hobgoblin of the Killer Fish poster. Here's a more flattering image: 
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Jun 28, 2014 21:32
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And yet, the resemblance is uncannily accurate.
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Looks like someone remembers the font from 'House'. Which leads me to... 49: House Party! (but not 'House Party'!) -or- "How to Keep to a Central Motif" House  House II in which none of the characters from the first film return  House II Alternate  House II (Thailand)  House III (actually an unrelated film called "the Horror Show" that was retitled for foreign markets)  House 4 (the only sequel with a connection to the original movie)  And Hausu before someone else says "Actually, I prefer the Japanese Hausu film" 
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Jun 29, 2014 02:17
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House 2: The Second Story is still my all time favorite subtitle for a sequel.
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Jun 29, 2014 03:14
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Did someone say House IV? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDZoPxi7r64
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ShufflerZero posted:Looks like someone remembers the font from 'House'. Which leads me to... I tried to watch Hausu once and even just 15 mins scared the poo poo out of me. gently caress horror movies.
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Jun 29, 2014 06:22
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ShufflerZero posted:House II in which none of the characters from the first film return There's another movie poster for this movie that I recall that featured Arye Gross, Jonathan Stark, and John Ratzenberger and made it look like some sort of combination of Ghostbusters and an Indiana Jones movie. Which is kinda appropriate since there is a crystal skull involved, even though this way predates that movie.
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effectual posted:I tried to watch Hausu once and even just 15 mins scared the poo poo out of me. gently caress horror movies. How the hell can one of the funniest films on Earth scare you?
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Hey, Adam Sandler's films are listed as "comedies", yet they always instill a deep sense of dread in me.
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