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Kennel posted:This wasn't posted here, right? I figured she cleaned up the glass, because she cleans compulsively, but I'm not seeing how that contradicts her story...
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Jun 28, 2014 09:36
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Tiggum posted:I figured she cleaned up the glass, because she cleans compulsively, but I'm not seeing how that contradicts her story... 1. open door, See the burglar then immediately 2. lock door, leaving her in a different room. 3. call police. if no one entered the room after that, how could she have cleaned up the glass? sorry but I think this one actually works.
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Jun 28, 2014 09:54
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Howard Beale posted:drat, that's a fine Christopher Guest. Isn't it though? Tina's Groove  Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Mother Goose & Grimm  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert  e - fixed! I'm not fully awake yet I think. I start my vacation today at 3:30PM EST anyways so  .
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Jun 28, 2014 13:00
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Manuel Calavera posted:Isn't it though? Something went wrong, because these are the exact same images you shared yesterday.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Isn't it though? E: Beaten. Woebin fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jun 28, 2014 |
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Jun 28, 2014 13:05
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Hel posted:Her story goes 4. unlock door 5. compulsively clean glass 6. wait for police to arrive 7. get framed for theft
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Jun 28, 2014 13:56
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Johnny Walker posted:Mary Worth That child is transforming into Nathan Explosion.
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Jun 28, 2014 14:09
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Maxwell Lord posted:I have never before actively been rooting for Romeo and Juliet to just die already. Same here. I quit reading it months ago because I was annoyed at how stupid it was, but I check in from time to time to see if they're either about to die, or dead, so we can move on to his next sordid storyline. Their faces in the last panels of both of these are just priceless. Non Sequitur    Double Heavenly Nostrils today...   Ew. 9 Chickweed Lane 6/28/2003  Whatever. Zits  You're letting your stupid show, Jeremy. Kevin & Kell  BWAHAHAHAHAHA OH HOLBROOK YOU CRACK ME UP WITH YOUR species has characteristic! God, sorry... 
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Julet Esqu posted:Thank you, Quill, you are the only voice of reason in this dumb thing.
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Skippy gives us...America.  (April 9, 1927) Choose your own tagline: "I'm an Evangelical, and you're all doing it wrong." OR... "I'm a Baha'i, and you don't even know what that is." ORRRRR... "I'm a Muslim and..." "JUDAS PRIEST, HE'S REACHING FOR SOMETHING! SOMEBODY TACKLE HIM!" Peanuts (July 1, 1967)  Funky Winkerbean  Chateau Marmont! Dorothy Parker! F. Scott Fitzgerald! Tim Burton! Hunter S. Thompson! Some sad-sack schmuck who's trying to grind out a low-grade basic cable movie! Kind of kills the romance of the whole thing, doesn't it. Maybe if we threw in the Belushi overdose? Popeye  Rip Haywire knows the temperature of the room.  And now, because the long trudge back to normal must continue, here's Out Our Way (March 9-10, 1925)  
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Jun 28, 2014 16:32
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 Dog Comix.Pooch Café  I loaded this into photoshop and added the extra Rs to the speech bubble, but I'm getting kind of burnt out on the penis-shaped hole edits, so I didn't save it. Ballard Street  If I had a real Ballard Dog, I don't think I'd ever stop hugging it.
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So what's the deal with Sally Brown warping to roughly the same age as all the other Peanuts characters? Bloom County  Economic woes in the 1980s? Why, I never!  Not a single drat :boat: smily. Calvin And Hobbes   dat pounce-crouch Today's DOGG guested by Rose Is Rose.  Ripley's 
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Jun 28, 2014 17:43
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Haha, holy gently caress.
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Jun 28, 2014 17:48
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Hel posted:Her story goes She never actually said she didn't go back in the room afterwards though. She merely says she locked the door and called the police, and then Inspector Danger himself says "And nobody has been in the room since." Even if she did go back in the room to clean up the glass it still doesn't mean she's the crook, the comic itself states she's a compulsive cleaner. Yeah sorry this Inspector Danger is even worse than usual. Mr. Squishy posted:What on earth is going on in Apartment 3G? Two women are probably talking angrily at each other while smiling (I honestly don't remember, something about Tommie having a thing for Jack and the other woman saying not to bother pursuing it?).
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Jun 28, 2014 17:55
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Manuel Calavera posted:Family Circus Why would you take your small child to see a Darren Aronofsky film? Darthemed posted:Today's DOGG guested by Rose Is Rose. This is like toxic waste. We should bury Gilchrist in Yucca Mountain, who's with me?
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Jun 28, 2014 18:17
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Mr. Squishy posted:What on earth is going on in Apartment 3G? We don't know because the story has been at some upstate vet's office for the past month or so.
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Jun 28, 2014 18:20
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Mr. Squishy posted:What on earth is going on in Apartment 3G? Well, as far as I can tell: Tommie is a nurse. She recently had a fiancee that I don't think was every shown in the strip, but he died in a plane crash. She then found a fawn, raised her in her apartment, walked away from her nursing shifts and is now living on an upstate veterinarian's farm. His girlfriend is jealous. He just up and left. Oh, and some time ago, Tommie was writing songs and had a budding recording career that she decided she didn't want to work hard enough to succeed at. She used to have curly hair, but that went away with no explanation. Lou Anne is a teacher, but she doesn't ever seem to go teach. She is a widow whose husband was killed in Vietnam (recently retconned to Afghanistan or Iraq, I can't remember which).She has a habit of getting serially engaged to controlling creepy guys who all look alike. Her hair hasn't changed since the 1960's. Margo has lots of careers, sometimes all at once. She currently has an art gallery or something. For a while, she managed performers or politicians or something like that. Before that she worked in a big corporation but wasn't good enough to advance, so she left. She wears her hair in a bun, like so many young modern women in NYC. All three share a flat with furnishings from the 1950's. Their clothes all came with the apartment, and all the clothes are Pepto-Bismol pink. I am appalled that I remember this much. I need those brain cells for other things, dammit!
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Okay, suspect one said she can't prove her story, so she's definitely not it. I'm going to guess the real answer is that suspect 2's hair is done up, which means she wasn't actually in bed.
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Jun 28, 2014 20:43
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Twelve by Pies posted:Okay, suspect one said she can't prove her story, so she's definitely not it. Ding ding ding. The exact phrasing was that no woman would go to bed with a string of pearls in her hair.
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Jun 28, 2014 20:45
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Wanamingo posted:Ding ding ding. The exact phrasing was that no woman would go to bed with a string of pearls in her hair. You'd think her obvious hangover would explain that though.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Why would you take your small child to see a Darren Aronofsky film? Because it's a bible story and bible stories are for families, duuuh. (The most egregious kids-in-the-wrong-movie I have ever experienced was the family with a toddler and an infant watching the first part of Kill Bill. Loudly.) Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll 
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EasyEW posted:Popeye Yeah, that's pretty much what I've been thinking of him too ever since that Tijuana bible got posted. Wimpy, from Popeye posted:Until you can produce a hamburger I shall refrain from enjectin' my luscious dick.
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Out Our Way, guest written by GBS 1.4. Public Service Announcement  (click for big)
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Same here. I quit reading it months ago because I was annoyed at how stupid it was, but I check in from time to time to see if they're either about to die, or dead, so we can move on to his next sordid storyline. You know how recently people have been emphasizing that Shakespeare was writing a couple of not-very-bright teenagers and their romance is presented as kind of foolish and impulsive, and there's something to that, but you still empathize with them and see that the greater folly is the feud that's been allowed to continue for generations and that there is something redemptive in their sacrifice, etc. ? Here I actively hate these characters. Romeo is completely useless and Juliet is so stupid that I think instead of stabbing herself she'll just accidentally fall on her dagger.
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Wanamingo posted:Ding ding ding. The exact phrasing was that no woman would go to bed with a string of pearls in her hair. But #4 is wearing heels! Who wears heels when they're at home just watching TV alone?
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Darthemed posted:Today's DOGG guested by Rose Is Rose. For God's sake, Gilchrist, I'm trying to eat my lunch over here. Mr. Squishy posted:What on earth is going on in Apartment 3G? Believe me. I read the stupid thing every day and I'm still not sure. It's boring though, I'll tell you that. That vet is grieving or bored or something, so he took his horse and rode off somewhere leaving that old lady who looks like Lu Ann melted to hold down the fort. She's not a vet, as far as we know, but that's no reason she can't do the job, right? Anyway, she's not actually the vet's girlfriend; she's just the best friend of the vet's late wife and he may or may not blame her for the death, I don't know. She throws herself at him, but he mostly seems interested in standing around. For the last week Old Lu Ann has been attempting to explain to Tommie that the vet took a horse and rode away for a while and that she's in charge. Tommie's been reacting to this simple concept as if the old lady were talking to her in Martian (lots of, "Wait, what are you trying to say?"). They both hate each other so the conversation is full of passive aggression and, of course, lots of friendly smiles.
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Maxwell Lord posted:But #4 is wearing heels! Who wears heels when they're at home just watching TV alone? Someone who likes feeling pretty.
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Jun 28, 2014 22:46
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Maxwell Lord posted:But #4 is wearing heels! Who wears heels when they're at home just watching TV alone? I'm so sorry you don't know what it means to truly be alive.
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Thanks for the A3G gloss everyone.Wanamingo posted:Six Chix Why can't her friends go to the prom with her? What sort of prom does one get invited to that all one's friends aren't immediately invited to too?
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Jun 28, 2014 23:16
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Mr. Squishy posted:Why can't her friends go to the prom with her? What sort of prom does one get invited to that all one's friends aren't immediately invited to too? The theme of the prom this year was "Class of 2014: Making This Punchline Work!"
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Mr. Squishy posted:Thanks for the A3G gloss everyone. Maybe her date goes to a different school? It's her date's school's prom?
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Mr. Squishy posted:Why can't her friends go to the prom with her? What sort of prom does one get invited to that all one's friends aren't immediately invited to too? Those aren't her friends, that's the lesbian coven that has legal guardianship over her.
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Aardmania posted:It's another one of Brooke's strips that is dripping with excitement. You misspelled excrement.
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