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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


vyelkin posted:

p sure valbuena is asterix

definitely some sorcery used to create such a mongrel

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Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

cheese posted:

Benzema can't even get to the corner and kick it out off a Nigerian player

Benzema was colossally poo poo and trying so hard.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
if you go to his wikipedia page it says valbuena is 5'7" lol

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

vyelkin posted:

p sure valbuena is asterix

Nah, magic potion is forbidden.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
hey I didn't get the "r u asian" joke last time when I asked if the Nigerians were praying, nonw they're doing it again, what gives

Zarkov Cortez
Aug 18, 2007

Alas, our kitten class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs

vyelkin posted:

p sure valbuena is asterix

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

tetsman posted:

the joke is that, get this, valbuena is tiny

I thought that was the original joke and you were disagreeing idk

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
Alright Germany/Algeria, its up to you to get us our penalty kicks fix today

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Numero6 posted:

Nah, magic potion is forbidden.

valbuena has cut off spain's supply

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Syncopated posted:

hey I didn't get the "r u asian" joke last time when I asked if the Nigerians were praying, nonw they're doing it again, what gives

Because an Asian might try saying "The Nigerians are playing" and it would sound like "The Nigerians are praying".

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
Germany and France manage to avoid all the south/central American teams until the semifinals, makes you wonder

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


So can Algeria beat the fascists?

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Suqit posted:

Because an Asian might try saying "The Nigerians are playing" and it would sound like "The Nigerians are praying".

bit racist imo

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




okay Algeria, do the needful and make this a quarterfinal only Charles de Gaulle could love

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

So can Algeria beat the fascists?

no

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE ON THE WORLD CUP

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

So can Algeria beat the fascists?

they did it once before

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Suqit posted:

Because an Asian might try saying "The Nigerians are playing" and it would sound like "The Nigerians are praying".

Mods?

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Syncopated posted:

bit racist imo

As a World Cup Mod, I will allow it.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Ephex' posts in the Suarez MDT were fantastic.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Bogan Krkic posted:

I thought that was the original joke and you were disagreeing idk

it wasn't it was just an angry scholes av guy being mad at valbuena

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Suqit posted:

Because an Asian might try saying "The Nigerians are playing" and it would sound like "The Nigerians are praying".

They did that before warming up.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

tetsman posted:

it wasn't it was just an angry scholes av guy being mad at valbuena

Was it

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

So can Algeria beat the fascists?

Not very likely. Well rounded fascist team this WC.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


vyelkin posted:

they did it once before

Seven players from that time found they couldn't produce healthy offspring because the Soviet fellow managing Algeria brought his own Soviet physio. Hmm.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


they'll be drinking cheeses and wines on the streets of Paris tonight

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

El Hefe posted:

They did that before warming up.

and it comes full circle

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Can't wait for 4. I've always wanted to see Germans beat up Muslims but I could just never afford a ticket to Berlin.

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

small valbuena

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004



truth stranger than valbuena's proportions

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Hashtag Nascar posted:

small valbuena

enjoy your ban

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Can't wait for 4. I've always wanted to see Germans beat up Muslims but I could just never afford a ticket to Berlin.

wow racist much

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Hashtag Nascar posted:

small valbuena

smallbuena haha

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Sandwolf posted:

they'll be drinking cheeses and wines on the streets of Paris tonight
And if the algerians lose, all those burning cars will make it extra romantic.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

cheese posted:

Germany and France manage to avoid all the south/central American teams until the semifinals, makes you wonder

we're getting real conmebol quality teams tho, not concacaf teams

Toplowtech posted:

And if the algerians lose, all those burning cars will make it extra romantic.

lol if you think those cars aren't gonna burn if they win

wouldn't want to own a volkswagen right now

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

german girlfriend's german colleague at work said he hopes nigeria doesn't win because then it would be NIG vs GER and it would be 'politically incorrect' to say it. true story.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
NIG is Niger ffs, nigeria is NGA

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Kurtofan posted:

NIG is Niger ffs, nigeria is NGA

Holy poo poo, mods

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

eviljelly posted:

german girlfriend's german colleague at work said he hopes nigeria doesn't win because then it would be NIG vs GER and it would be 'politically incorrect' to say it. true story.



also pics of your german girlfriend's german colleague

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