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CharlestheHammer posted:Why is the a kid in blackface crying? Because he's in blackface.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 18:31 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:43 |
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Boot polish in his eyes.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 18:32 |
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Is that really something Kirby drew?
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 19:57 |
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Senor Candle posted:Is that really something Kirby drew? It's from Captain America Comics #5, which is by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby. As far as I know, Joe Simon was writing and Kirby was drawing, so apparently he did draw it.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:48 |
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Ah, Whitewash Jones, a character from an age where racial sensitivity was associated with communism. Good thing we had Roger Stern set us straight in Young Allies rather than flush him down the memory hole.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 00:51 |
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Goatses????
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 01:58 |
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There's also the bit in New Frontier where Cooke points out how racist it was to call Hal's old sidekick Tom Kalmaku "Pieface."
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 01:59 |
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muscles like this? posted:There's also the bit in New Frontier where Cooke points out how racist it was to call Hal's old sidekick Tom Kalmaku "Pieface." He wasn't the first. Kalmaku took Hal to town himself in an old GL comic. (Or maybe it was New Guardians, I forget.)
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 02:00 |
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I wasn't even aware that "black people are afraid of ghosts" is a stereotype until I read some Seanbaby articles.Dillbag posted:Goatses????
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 02:56 |
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Say Nothing posted:Who's more extreme and 90s than extreme 90s Thor? Scrolling down the page, it looked at first as though Thunderstrike was swinging a chain with Captain America's head on it. EXTREEEEME
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 03:33 |
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The MSJ posted:Well, that's a more reasonable fear. But he said "gostesses", ghosts of all the dead Hostess pies that was sacrificed to defeat numerous supervillains. Or fed to Pieface.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 15:34 |
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Today, I learned something special about the JLA Watchtower transporter: Green Lantern 108 Also, I learned that Jade has a potty mouth. redbackground fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jun 30, 2014 |
# ? Jun 30, 2014 20:11 |
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That actually explains a lot about why the people who can fly at super speeds/open magic portals to where they want to go even bother with the teleporter.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 20:24 |
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Wade Wilson posted:That actually explains a lot about why the people who can fly at super speeds/open magic portals to where they want to go even bother with the teleporter. "Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful."
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:10 |
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Don't most people puke their first time through?
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:33 |
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Die Laughing posted:Don't most people puke their first time through? Well how would you react to you fist involuntary teleport rape? Did it? Did I? oh god SirDan3k fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Jun 30, 2014 |
# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:43 |
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redbackground posted:Today, I learned something special about the JLA Watchtower transporter: I love this. Wonder Woman has suggestive dialogue/jokes about whether the male Justice Leaguers get aroused from going through the teleporter. Jade runs with the joke suggestion that they just stare at their crotches to try and judge, at which point Wonder Woman chides her FOR GOING TOO FAR! I guess she's Hippolyta's little Hypocrit.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:13 |
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Excalibur #34 Nightcrawler is a hit with the teens.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:24 |
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Ah yes, the story arc where Kitty must enroll in an all girls school while the rest of Excalibur gets mind controlled.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:36 |
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Inferior posted:Been re-reading Doom Patrol lately. The extended pastiche in issue #53 is pretty great: What the hell is Constantine wearing?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:49 |
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Really all of them - it's the Trenchcoat Brigade except, for a reason that I guess is a better name-determined superpower riff, Morrison has substituted Doctor Thirteen for Doctor Occult (13 wears glasses but otherwise dresses the same)
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:44 |
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I love how completely and perfectly Mr. Malleable encapsulates the Fantastic Four.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:28 |
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Captain Bravo posted:I love how completely and perfectly Mr. Malleable encapsulates the Fantastic Four. Mr. Malleable is much more modest.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:38 |
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robziel posted:Excalibur #34 Nightcrawler is a hit with the teens. Captain Britain's rear end is sick of people fawning over Captain Britain. Green Intern fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jul 1, 2014 |
# ? Jul 1, 2014 03:57 |
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robziel posted:Excalibur #34 Nightcrawler is a hit with the teens. Is it just the artwork, or has Nightcrawler always been able to turn his head 180 degrees?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 04:05 |
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Diskhotep posted:Is it just the artwork, or has Nightcrawler always been able to turn his head 180 degrees? For a brief period in the '80s he could teleport individual body parts, and sometimes he didn't get them back on the right way the first time.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 04:34 |
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robziel posted:Excalibur #34 Nightcrawler is a hit with the teens. Uncanny X-Men #160 Not a funny panel, so here's the first appearance of a Bamf instead. Uncanny X-Men #153
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 09:09 |
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Kalli posted:Ah yes, the story arc where Kitty must enroll in an all girls school while the rest of Excalibur gets mind controlled. It made perfect sense at the time... and they also had to include a few panels of the older girls in "sexxy" nightwear because reasons...
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 11:53 |
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robziel posted:It made perfect sense at the time... and they also had to include a few panels of the older girls in "sexxy" nightwear because reasons... It was written by Chris Claremont and he needed mind control.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 15:17 |
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Say Nothing posted:
Wasn't this part of a story that Kitty was telling to a sick child or something? Because that's what we buy comic books for, our favorite characters telling make believe stories that they aren't in at all.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 15:22 |
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zoux posted:Wasn't this part of a story that Kitty was telling to a sick child or something? Because that's what we buy comic books for, our favorite characters telling make believe stories that they aren't in at all. If you can't enjoy X-Men #153, you have no soul.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 15:25 |
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Unless I'm mixing up issues where Kitty tells stories, that child was Illyana Rasputin. A lot of things happened since then.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 16:18 |
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Modern Magik is so different than old school Magik it's crazy but then again I guess what being lost in time in hell for a decade will do to you. Is Illyana actually a mutant and if so what would her powers be if she never went to Limbo.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 16:23 |
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zoux posted:Modern Magik is so different than old school Magik it's crazy but then again I guess what being lost in time in hell for a decade will do to you. Her mutant power is opening teleportation circles, which use Limbo for the back-end transportation.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 16:26 |
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zoux posted:Is Illyana actually a mutant and if so what would her powers be if she never went to Limbo. As mentioned, her mutant power is teleportation via Limbo, but within Limbo she is (was?) basically its sorceror supreme.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 16:54 |
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You can tell that she's a mutant because after she was reverted back to little-child-age she died of the legacy virus I think.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 16:55 |
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How'd she come back?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 16:57 |
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I don't know man I didn't really read all of the return comics. But I think it's possible in some sense she didn't. The Illyana that came back was the soulless husk that was left after she sacrificed herself in Inferno so that her child-version could live, and was kind of extra-evil, but then it went on an adventure to find the appropriate soul and get it back, so it all kind of worked out? Except I'm pretty sure before Inferno Illyana only had 3/5ths of her soul left, so I don't know if she now has all of it. This fraction was a result of losing two bloodstones or something from the pentagram because of demonic stuff, not a slavery allusion.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 17:00 |
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Stagger_Lee posted:I don't know man I didn't really read all of the return comics. But I think it's possible in some sense she didn't. The Illyana that came back was the soulless husk that was left after she sacrificed herself in Inferno so that her child-version could live, and was kind of extra-evil, but then it went on an adventure to find the appropriate soul and get it back, so it all kind of worked out? You know who else had three-fifths of his soul left? This guy. (Master Pandemonium, from one of the John Byrne issues of West Coast Avengers.) Edit: Holy cow, I didn't know Master P got a job teaching. (Wolverine and the X-Men #31, looks like.) prefect fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jul 1, 2014 |
# ? Jul 1, 2014 17:03 |
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Say Nothing posted:Well, an evil version of him in Belasco's dimension boob-groped Kitty Pride. Does Tom Orzechowski still letter? He was the best.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 17:06 |