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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

They're just biding their time. Soon their strikers shall break through the puny Algerian line like Panzers rolling over Belgium :hitler:

I dont think they ever rolled over the Algerian Deserts though.

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treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Germany need a dwarf like France.

Lahm?

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
15 minutes til germany klose it out

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

corpuscollossus posted:

Algerians have slowed

They haven't eaten in a month.

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

your av mislead me

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Kilmers Elbow posted:

Germany need a dwarf like France.
they have all manners of fantasy creatures (ozil, mertesacker)

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

corpuscollossus posted:

Algerians have slowed

I thought they were fasting?

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Vetitum posted:

or you know... just plain Algeria...

I dunno man, Germany's never had a war against an independent Algeria (not that I know of anyways) so I figure there's a nonzero chance the Algerians would do a bonzer job holding out against Panzers while watching the Germans flop around on the sand.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Athletes get a pass on the fasting

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.
make a loving goal

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

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saihttam posted:

your av mislead me

I see what you mean, its uncanny.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

PostNouveau posted:

Athletes get a pass on the fasting

It was a fast/slow joke, you moron. Mods?

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Tortuga posted:

I thought they were fasting?

I heard that all the Muslim athletes still in the running (France and Nigeria have some too) are giving Ramadan a miss until after their time in the WC is over and then fasting afterwards.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

Athletes get a pass on the fasting

they count as warriors

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Yes?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Several of them are fasting. Feghouli is one, but I think 3 or 4 others are too.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
PULL ÖZIL OFF THE drat FIELD

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

PostNouveau posted:

Athletes get a pass on the fasting

Did the national team high cleric tweet this?

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Syncopated posted:

they count as warriors
i'm sure they're certainly acting as such with the local women

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Didn't realize Tim Howard played for Algeria. The joke is that all keepers are subhuman animals and look alike to me.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Chris de Sperg posted:

i'm sure they're certainly acting as such with the local women

And the Germans

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Germany has hit a Low point

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I've not been able to watch the match, has Guardiola fully ruined 2 German teams and is Lahm playing in midfield?

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

kri kri posted:

Germany has hit a Low point

Stop talking about the War please.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

kri kri posted:

Germany has hit a Löw point

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i really want someone to go and make a supercut of every single time this dude has said Schweinsteiger while cackling

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

With all the casual prayers im hearing said for them they already have reserved seats in the VIP section.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Basscop posted:

Did the national team high cleric tweet this?

Western media declared this Islamic truth during the 2012 Olympics.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
ozil with it

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Chris de Sperg posted:

they have all manners of fantasy creatures (ozil, mertesacker)

Suddenly, a wild ozil appears

Germans need the reverse to happen here.

Vetitum
Feb 29, 2008

Basscop posted:

Germany has hit a Löw point

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012

kri kri posted:

Germany has hit a Low point

He'll need to go on the Lahm if they lose this match

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jose posted:

I've not been able to watch the match, has Guardiola fully ruined 2 German teams and is Lahm playing in midfield?

yes and yes

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

R.D. Mangles posted:

i really want someone to go and make a supercut of every single time this dude has said Schweinsteiger while cackling

agreed op, the swedish commentators aren't nearly as funny as I'm imagining that dude is

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
yeah algeria scream down the ref. why dont you shove your nose right up in his face why dont ya.

Bobo the Red
Aug 14, 2004
Lay off the marmot
So not a foul

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Jose posted:

I've not been able to watch the match, has Guardiola fully ruined 2 German teams and is Lahm playing in midfield?

pretty much, and yes

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
HAHAHA that slow mo close up what. it felt like i was staring into that coach's soul

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Agrajag posted:

HAHAHA that slow mo close up what. it felt like i was staring into that coach's soul

Someone gif. That. poo poo. Please.

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Quick prostate exam

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