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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

manyak posted:

someone link to the part where Jah rapes someone and admits to it. I want to know why UYD is problematic and i have to stop enjoying it

If you think about us, aren't we all his victims, in the grand scheme of things?

He raped someone alright, and their name is society.

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flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Beeez posted:

I don't remember this, what was the story?

I had to look this up because I couldn't remember anything sounding remotely like a rape admission (jfc) from the archives, and it's from the segment on the essay Jonathan wrote about going to Mexico when he was 15. When he's describing what actually went down he mentions being hosed up on coco-puffs and when the dirty Mexican porn was on he projector he got so horny he grabbed a girl and they had crazy terrible sex. I highly doubt by using "grabbed" he literally meant he grabbed her and forced her into having sex, more like it's just how he worded the story. There's zero evidence that she wasn't also caught up in it/didn't reciprocate his advance. Seth's later reference to it as "a coked-up sexual assault" is throwing the event out of proportion for comedic effect*

*not that there's anything comedic about sexual assault, obviously, but I don't think that is what happened**

**anyhow you get what I mean***

***I hope

Beeez
May 28, 2012

flesh dance posted:

I had to look this up because I couldn't remember anything sounding remotely like a rape admission (jfc) from the archives, and it's from the segment on the essay Jonathan wrote about going to Mexico when he was 15. When he's describing what actually went down he mentions being hosed up on coco-puffs and when the dirty Mexican porn was on he projector he got so horny he grabbed a girl and they had crazy terrible sex. I highly doubt by using "grabbed" he literally meant he grabbed her and forced her into having sex, more like it's just how he worded the story. There's zero evidence that she wasn't also caught up in it/didn't reciprocate his advance. Seth's later reference to it as "a coked-up sexual assault" is throwing the event out of proportion for comedic effect*

*not that there's anything comedic about sexual assault, obviously, but I don't think that is what happened**

**anyhow you get what I mean***

***I hope

I think I'LL be the one who decides what you think, jerk!

But yeah, I don't think he meant "grabbed and forcefully had sex with" either.

Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011

loling at how pussy whipped u r

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgU0_lQwZyc

decide for yourselves!!!!!

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
carbon monoxide is leaking into the thread

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
I would probably be able to forgive a guy if, 20 years ago when he was 15 years old, he was in Mexico and some older dude made him smoke laced weed and showed him and some other kids porn and while he was blitzed he forcefully had sex with a girl, and he feels regret about it now. and it doesnt seem like he even went that far

also lol at the situation that ends in your girlfriend asking "Why are we paying to watch a rapist?" because obviously she didnt know about that, so it means she started complaining and you felt the need to give her the extra info "yeah, the one guy is a rapist too" just to add fuel to the fire lmao based on a story when he says he 'grabbed' a girl when he was 15

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
i'm actually glad about this derail this is quite humorous

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Jonathan recounting his rape conquests in graphic detail hasn't even been a regular feature of the show since around episode 80.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

So basically:

A) 'grabbed' in the context of a dumb dude talking about being a drugged teenage even dumber dude could mean literally anything including 'I saw the first nearby skeevy looking Mexican gal and asked if she wanted to gently caress'

and

B) Regardless he super clearly understands that that's a hosed up story and feels bad about the whole thing

Yep, this is 'the rapist' alright. How long did it take for you to tell your wife about that story so you could both cluck your tongues at the kid who kinda got drugged and taken advantage of in a lovely country a couple decades ago?

WDIIA
Jan 14, 2006

K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome
Seth once went to a drug museum with a bunch of grade schools and the janitor gave him a concerned look

ergo

Seth Romatelli is an admitted child predator

WDIIA fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Jul 2, 2014

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

WDIIA posted:

Seth once went to a drug museum with a bunch of grade schools and the janitor gave him a concerned look

ergo

Seth Romatelli is an admitted pedophile

And suddenly, all the TCAP recaps make so much sense

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yep, this is 'the rapist' alright. How long did it take for you to tell your wife about that story so you could both cluck your tongues at the kid who kinda got drugged and taken advantage of in a lovely country a couple decades ago?

Lmao.

Honey... I don't think I like the tall one, he said a few sexist things and the n word...

Yeah, me too...I think he raped a girl in Mexico too...I only listen for the other one, he's funny.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



mcvey posted:

carbon monoxide is leaking into the thread

flesh dance
May 6, 2009




bask again in the loving gaze of Braco

Beeez posted:

I think I'LL be the one who decides what you think, jerk!

But yeah, I don't think he meant "grabbed and forcefully had sex with" either.

btw my arguing that Jah was probably cool was meant for the poster with the initial complaint, I didn't assume you agreed with them or anything by asking. I could've worded that better :)

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Today at work I was doing some monotonous task on my computer and started playing UYD clips on Youtube in the background to help ease the pain. One of them was this clip on crazy delusions from '08, which leads off with talking about "Truman Show delusions". Later on I was driving home listening to the latest episode of This American Life...and they lead off with the exact same story about the same guys at Bellevue Hospital with the same delusion :shepface: UYD once again way ahead of the game compared to everyone else.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Jonathan and Seth are weird guys.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Nooooo, thread, don't kid yourselves. Jonathan pretty much admitted to committing a rape, and it wasn't funny or entertaining in the least. "She never responded to my MySpace request!" Well, based on the story you just told? Yeah! No poo poo.

That said, you will compartmentalize and accept things about a person if you enjoy their work or their personality. You'll gleefully lambaste a public figure that you have no connection to for their behavior, but you'll overlook another's if it's convenient. For example, my grandfather was one of my greatest influences in life, and he thought Woody Allen's comedy was beyond compare. He introduced me to Allen's work during a formative period in my adolescence and, as a result, "Love and Death," "Bananas," "Take the Money and Run," "Sleeper," they're among my favorite films of all time. I know the jokes by heart. These days I just swallow hard and ignore the drama of Woody's personal life (and the pedophilia jokes in the films themselves) because those movies mean something to me. I want to recognize their merits and the memory of my grandfather sharing something with me more than I want to recognize the fact that Woody Allen is a goddamn creep who hosed his adopted daughter and is now handsy as poo poo with the pubescent girls who live with him and call him Dad.

I hate the shithead kids of wealthy people who can seemingly get away with anything, and I hate drunk drivers. Jonathan and Seth both fit those descriptions in their pasts. Yet the one hour a week I get to listen to them - even when they are reminiscing about those days - entertains me enough that I can gloss over those histories in my mind. I know it's hypocrisy, dammit, but my solipsistic need to be entertained eventually supersedes my sense of "decency." A Horse Named Mandy, there is almost certainly a celebrity that your girlfriend loves who is/was a loving monster. Hell, just turn on "Thriller." See if her immediate reaction is anything besides "Michael Jackson was a child rapist."

A Horse Named Mandy
Feb 9, 2007

JethroMcB posted:

I hate the shithead kids of wealthy people who can seemingly get away with anything, and I hate drunk drivers. Jonathan and Seth both fit those descriptions in their pasts. Yet the one hour a week I get to listen to them - even when they are reminiscing about those days - entertains me enough that I can gloss over those histories in my mind. I know it's hypocrisy, dammit, but my solipsistic need to be entertained eventually supersedes my sense of "decency."

That's pretty much where I am right now. It didn't bother me that she was offended by him (for reciting rap lyrics of all things) but in the course of talking about him, I remembered somebody mentioned that incident earlier in this thread and I brought it up like, "if you think that's bad, listen to this", then found myself called on something I listened to years ago and probably laughed about at the time. It's a funny story. A horrifying funny story. But like the fight episode, don't make it anybody's intro to the boys.

Combaticus
Jan 14, 2008

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Ultimate

Fighting

Biotechnology
Now this isn't something that A Horse Named Mandy has said directly. But I'm pretty sure his girlfriend beats him, and she hates rap music.
She's a really horrible person, and I hope he gets out of this abusive relationship before something happens.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Dear Amy JahJah Rapist,

my gf is crazy

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



A Horse Named Mandy posted:

she was offended by him (for reciting rap lyrics of all things)

Wait, wait, wait. I thought the "n-word" thing you mentioned seemed out of character so I was going to reserve judgment until the ep dropped, but you never said anything about it being part of rap-song-of-the-week. :colbert:

goldblums eyes
Jan 11, 2011

Seth saying throw a bunch of trench coats into dubspot caught me really off guard and can we all at least admit it was the funniest thing said from the live show? I would've lost it if I was there.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
Now I'm not entirely sure if it's "true", but has A Horse Named Mandy had sex with his GF when she was drunk? We all know that is something a rapist does. Is that the truth? I don't know. I'm just asking questions.

Beeez
May 28, 2012

JethroMcB posted:

Nooooo, thread, don't kid yourselves. Jonathan pretty much admitted to committing a rape, and it wasn't funny or entertaining in the least. "She never responded to my MySpace request!" Well, based on the story you just told? Yeah! No poo poo.

That said, you will compartmentalize and accept things about a person if you enjoy their work or their personality. You'll gleefully lambaste a public figure that you have no connection to for their behavior, but you'll overlook another's if it's convenient. For example, my grandfather was one of my greatest influences in life, and he thought Woody Allen's comedy was beyond compare. He introduced me to Allen's work during a formative period in my adolescence and, as a result, "Love and Death," "Bananas," "Take the Money and Run," "Sleeper," they're among my favorite films of all time. I know the jokes by heart. These days I just swallow hard and ignore the drama of Woody's personal life (and the pedophilia jokes in the films themselves) because those movies mean something to me. I want to recognize their merits and the memory of my grandfather sharing something with me more than I want to recognize the fact that Woody Allen is a goddamn creep who hosed his adopted daughter and is now handsy as poo poo with the pubescent girls who live with him and call him Dad.

I hate the shithead kids of wealthy people who can seemingly get away with anything, and I hate drunk drivers. Jonathan and Seth both fit those descriptions in their pasts. Yet the one hour a week I get to listen to them - even when they are reminiscing about those days - entertains me enough that I can gloss over those histories in my mind. I know it's hypocrisy, dammit, but my solipsistic need to be entertained eventually supersedes my sense of "decency." A Horse Named Mandy, there is almost certainly a celebrity that your girlfriend loves who is/was a loving monster. Hell, just turn on "Thriller." See if her immediate reaction is anything besides "Michael Jackson was a child rapist."

Or we're not in denial, we just don't think saying you "grabbed" someone means you did so without consent or even that you literally grabbed said person.

see you tomorrow
Jun 27, 2009

Beeez posted:

Or we're not in denial, we just don't think saying you "grabbed" someone means you did so without consent or even that you literally grabbed said person.

I dunno man, I think it's safer to assume that he thought it would be funny to tell a story about the time he raped a girl in Mexico on his comedy podcast. That just seems reasonable to me.

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

JethroMcB posted:

Nooooo, thread, don't kid yourselves. Jonathan pretty much admitted to committing a rape, and it wasn't funny or entertaining in the least. "She never responded to my MySpace request!" Well, based on the story you just told? Yeah! No poo poo.

That said, you will compartmentalize and accept things about a person if you enjoy their work or their personality. You'll gleefully lambaste a public figure that you have no connection to for their behavior, but you'll overlook another's if it's convenient. For example, my grandfather was one of my greatest influences in life, and he thought Woody Allen's comedy was beyond compare. He introduced me to Allen's work during a formative period in my adolescence and, as a result, "Love and Death," "Bananas," "Take the Money and Run," "Sleeper," they're among my favorite films of all time. I know the jokes by heart. These days I just swallow hard and ignore the drama of Woody's personal life (and the pedophilia jokes in the films themselves) because those movies mean something to me. I want to recognize their merits and the memory of my grandfather sharing something with me more than I want to recognize the fact that Woody Allen is a goddamn creep who hosed his adopted daughter and is now handsy as poo poo with the pubescent girls who live with him and call him Dad.

I hate the shithead kids of wealthy people who can seemingly get away with anything, and I hate drunk drivers. Jonathan and Seth both fit those descriptions in their pasts. Yet the one hour a week I get to listen to them - even when they are reminiscing about those days - entertains me enough that I can gloss over those histories in my mind. I know it's hypocrisy, dammit, but my solipsistic need to be entertained eventually supersedes my sense of "decency." A Horse Named Mandy, there is almost certainly a celebrity that your girlfriend loves who is/was a loving monster. Hell, just turn on "Thriller." See if her immediate reaction is anything besides "Michael Jackson was a child rapist."

lol

Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011

You loving people are insane

roach cum puddle
Jun 22, 2013

by Ralp
Jonathan Rape-oquette and Seth Rape-atelli bring you Uhh Yeah Rape. Rape Through The Eyes of Two Raping Rapists. Saving Rape From Consenting Sex.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Seatbelts..... to tie your victim up

Beeez
May 28, 2012
We're here to build sound proof dungeons up, not tear them down.

roach cum puddle
Jun 22, 2013

by Ralp
Let's not forget the time Jah killed a jewish person while screaming "naptime" as he did it. Man these guys are disgusting loving human beings.

_jink
Jan 14, 2006

JethroMcB posted:

Nooooo, thread, don't kid yourselves. Jonathan pretty much admitted to committing a rape, and it wasn't funny or entertaining in the least. "She never responded to my MySpace request!" Well, based on the story you just told? Yeah! No poo poo.

That said, you will compartmentalize and accept things about a person if you enjoy their work or their personality. You'll gleefully lambaste a public figure that you have no connection to for their behavior, but you'll overlook another's if it's convenient. For example, my grandfather was one of my greatest influences in life, and he thought Woody Allen's comedy was beyond compare. He introduced me to Allen's work during a formative period in my adolescence and, as a result, "Love and Death," "Bananas," "Take the Money and Run," "Sleeper," they're among my favorite films of all time. I know the jokes by heart. These days I just swallow hard and ignore the drama of Woody's personal life (and the pedophilia jokes in the films themselves) because those movies mean something to me. I want to recognize their merits and the memory of my grandfather sharing something with me more than I want to recognize the fact that Woody Allen is a goddamn creep who hosed his adopted daughter and is now handsy as poo poo with the pubescent girls who live with him and call him Dad.

I hate the shithead kids of wealthy people who can seemingly get away with anything, and I hate drunk drivers. Jonathan and Seth both fit those descriptions in their pasts. Yet the one hour a week I get to listen to them - even when they are reminiscing about those days - entertains me enough that I can gloss over those histories in my mind. I know it's hypocrisy, dammit, but my solipsistic need to be entertained eventually supersedes my sense of "decency." A Horse Named Mandy, there is almost certainly a celebrity that your girlfriend loves who is/was a loving monster. Hell, just turn on "Thriller." See if her immediate reaction is anything besides "Michael Jackson was a child rapist."

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
STACEY
SUUUUSAAN

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

JethroMcB posted:

Nooooo, thread, don't kid yourselves. Jonathan pretty much admitted to committing a rape, and it wasn't funny or entertaining in the least. "She never responded to my MySpace request!" Well, based on the story you just told? Yeah! No poo poo.

That said, you will compartmentalize and accept things about a person if you enjoy their work or their personality. You'll gleefully lambaste a public figure that you have no connection to for their behavior, but you'll overlook another's if it's convenient. For example, my grandfather was one of my greatest influences in life, and he thought Woody Allen's comedy was beyond compare. He introduced me to Allen's work during a formative period in my adolescence and, as a result, "Love and Death," "Bananas," "Take the Money and Run," "Sleeper," they're among my favorite films of all time. I know the jokes by heart. These days I just swallow hard and ignore the drama of Woody's personal life (and the pedophilia jokes in the films themselves) because those movies mean something to me. I want to recognize their merits and the memory of my grandfather sharing something with me more than I want to recognize the fact that Woody Allen is a goddamn creep who hosed his adopted daughter and is now handsy as poo poo with the pubescent girls who live with him and call him Dad.

I hate the shithead kids of wealthy people who can seemingly get away with anything, and I hate drunk drivers. Jonathan and Seth both fit those descriptions in their pasts. Yet the one hour a week I get to listen to them - even when they are reminiscing about those days - entertains me enough that I can gloss over those histories in my mind. I know it's hypocrisy, dammit, but my solipsistic need to be entertained eventually supersedes my sense of "decency." A Horse Named Mandy, there is almost certainly a celebrity that your girlfriend loves who is/was a loving monster. Hell, just turn on "Thriller." See if her immediate reaction is anything besides "Michael Jackson was a child rapist."

Hurry daddy. Slide my sweats down. Oops! I’m wearing my wife’s panties. Drain this dick!

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
My wife's missing 2 things.

Mr. Samuel Shitley
Jun 15, 2007

by XyloJW
Assault these beefy balls.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
whatever! we're going to Napa, bitches! gently caress YOU!

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



flesh dance posted:

"What starts with techno, involves two guys and offends a lot of people? Gay sex or UYD."

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

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JethroMcB posted:

Nooooo, thread, don't kid yourselves. Jonathan pretty much admitted to committing a rape, and it wasn't funny or entertaining in the least. "She never responded to my MySpace request!" Well, based on the story you just told? Yeah! No poo poo.

That said, you will compartmentalize and accept things about a person if you enjoy their work or their personality. You'll gleefully lambaste a public figure that you have no connection to for their behavior, but you'll overlook another's if it's convenient. For example, my grandfather was one of my greatest influences in life, and he thought Woody Allen's comedy was beyond compare. He introduced me to Allen's work during a formative period in my adolescence and, as a result, "Love and Death," "Bananas," "Take the Money and Run," "Sleeper," they're among my favorite films of all time. I know the jokes by heart. These days I just swallow hard and ignore the drama of Woody's personal life (and the pedophilia jokes in the films themselves) because those movies mean something to me. I want to recognize their merits and the memory of my grandfather sharing something with me more than I want to recognize the fact that Woody Allen is a goddamn creep who hosed his adopted daughter and is now handsy as poo poo with the pubescent girls who live with him and call him Dad.

I hate the shithead kids of wealthy people who can seemingly get away with anything, and I hate drunk drivers. Jonathan and Seth both fit those descriptions in their pasts. Yet the one hour a week I get to listen to them - even when they are reminiscing about those days - entertains me enough that I can gloss over those histories in my mind. I know it's hypocrisy, dammit, but my solipsistic need to be entertained eventually supersedes my sense of "decency." A Horse Named Mandy, there is almost certainly a celebrity that your girlfriend loves who is/was a loving monster. Hell, just turn on "Thriller." See if her immediate reaction is anything besides "Michael Jackson was a child rapist."

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