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Red posted:Oh, TMMadman, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel!
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TMMadman posted:Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel! Broke again, eh TMMadman? Just like in real life! I guess you're just not much of a businessman. 
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Red posted:Broke again, eh TMMadman? Just like in real life! I guess you're just not much of a businessman. Yeah that's right, Red. This year, I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then, bang! That's when I'll cash in.
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TMMadman posted:Yeah that's right, Red. This year, I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then, bang! That's when I'll cash in. I can't buy that.  Only management guys with big salaries like me can afford that. *gasp*! ...guys like me! I'm a guy like me!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:My hat's off to you, Red. You're a true American hero, and you did it with style and dignity, and -- hey, you're not breathing! Don't people usually breathe? I could do a lot of things if I had some money.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:My hat's off to you, Red. You're a true American hero, and you did it with style and dignity, and -- hey, you're not breathing! Don't people usually breathe? This poster is dead. Looks to me like quote poisoning. Uh, probably from some other thread.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I could do a lot of things if I had some money. Hmmmm. No, I'd be happier with the dollar.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I could do a lot of things if I had some money. You know, IMJack, I think I'll donate a million dollars to when pigs fly.
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Let me ask you something! Does your money cheer you up when you’re feeling blue?  After The War posted:I'd be happier with the dollar. Okay...bad example. Let me ask you this: Does your money ever hug you when you come home at night? And does it say “I love you”? Nobody loves you, nobody loves you... 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Let me ask you something! Does your money cheer you up when you’re feeling blue? Well what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Nobody loves you, nobody loves you... You're also fat.
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TMMadman posted:Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel! Don't serve garlic, don't stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein. It's racist somehow. (Realtalk this is one of the very few modern Simpsons quotes that make me laugh my rear end off every time and I am secretly happy as a clam to have gotten to post it) TheWorstAmy fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Jul 2, 2014 |
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Jul 2, 2014 03:56
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I could do a lot of things if I had some money. Thank you, Drink-Mix Man. However, in the future, I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it.
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Do over Ham posted:Thank you, Drink-Mix Man. However, in the future, I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it. Classic burglar.
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MondayHotDog posted:Classic burglar. Warren Burger… mmm, burger. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZCXVCAHrgI
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Do over Ham posted:Warren Burger… mmm, burger. I personally am going to spit in every fiftieth burger.
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MondayHotDog posted:Classic burglar. He wore sneakers, for sneaking. And there was something strange about the way he walked, much more vertical than usual.
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MondayHotDog posted:I personally am going to spit in every fiftieth burger. I like those odds. 
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Jul 2, 2014 05:19
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MondayHotDog posted:Classic burglar.  Stop, stop. He's already dead!  
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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TMMadman posted:Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. TMMadman, I've gotta go, there's a problem upstairs! Somebody ate part of my lunch!
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TMMadman posted:Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
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Jorghnassen posted:Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die? It didn't die! ~braaaap~
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This back-talking thread sets a bad example
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Cureboy posted:This back-talking thread sets a bad example I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.
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Jul 2, 2014 18:11
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that. Thanks, I'd love an omelet right about now!
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Jul 2, 2014 19:09
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Cureboy posted:Thanks, I'd love an omelet right about now! So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
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Jul 2, 2014 19:15
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Cureboy posted:Thanks, I'd love an omelet right about now! I make 'em with two kinds of cheese...
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Jul 2, 2014 19:16
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I make 'em with two kinds of cheese... We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.
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Jul 2, 2014 19:36
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TMMadman posted:We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger. BLECH! Oh I almost swallowed some of the juice.  Ugh I'll be tasting that for weeks.
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Ugh, you're not going to like my NYPD Shoe screengrab. ...it's pretty much the same thing.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I make 'em with two kinds of cheese... Well, I can picture the cheese, but . . . Drink-Mix Man posted:
I love these random kids and guy we've never seen before or again. I understand animation limitations and all, but it really made Springfield seem like an actual town and not just the same 35 people over and over again.
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Cureboy posted:Thanks, I'd love an omelet right about now! Man, I've got to cut back on the condor egg omelettes. Sure could go for one right now, though...
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Drink-Mix Man posted:BLECH! Oh I almost swallowed some of the juice. Mountain Dew or crab juice.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Well, I can picture the cheese, but . . . Well, 35 people and hundreds of celebrities for some reason
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Skeesix posted:Well, 35 people and hundreds of celebrities for some reason  All right, this place must be hot. They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling.
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Jul 3, 2014 01:29
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This just in: Powersauce is AMAZING!
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Wake up BloodDesk, those Powersauce bars are just junk! They're made of Apple cores and Chinese newspapers!
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