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Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen
Poster for Kevin Smith's Tusk

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Red_Museum posted:

Poster for Kevin Smith's Tusk



I think you mean @ThatKevinSmith?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Is this Kevin Smiths biography about his slow transition from man to walrus?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Well, I like that poster.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Red_Museum posted:

Poster for Kevin Smith's Tusk



Yes, I like it too.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Red_Museum posted:

Poster for Kevin Smith's Tusk



Why the gently caress did he link his Twitter in the poster?!

Sef!
Oct 31, 2012

Yaws posted:

Why the gently caress did he link his Twitter in the poster?!

It's his new brand identity thing. He did it for Red State too, if I remember correctly.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Basebf555 posted:

He's known for fully committing to his work and undergoing drastic physical transformations for a lot of his roles. Here it looks like regular, every-day Christian Bale wandered onto the set and they decided to let him be in it.

To be fair everyone looks like that.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

feedmyleg posted:

When it comes to Hollywood, at best it doesn't matter what race you are it matters what race you can convincingly play. Guess which race this Greek man tends to get roles as



Though Hollywood is rarely at its best.

Clearly, because Bale, Edgerton, and Weaver look hilariously out of place. Oof.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Vagabundo posted:

And then there's this guy from Training Day.



Cliff Curtis often plays Arabs or Latinos in Hollywood films and TV shows. He's actually Maori, which makes him Polynesian.

I first noticed him in Whale Rider so I always think of him this way.

Trump
Jul 16, 2003

Cute

If you told me this was some skit from a new Austin Powers movie, I wouldn't doubt you for a second.

This looks so.loving.bad.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Red_Museum posted:

Poster for Kevin Smith's Tusk



Can't believe they passed on Why Don't You Tell Me What's Going On? for the tagline.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Vagabundo posted:

And then there's this guy from Training Day.



Cliff Curtis often plays Arabs or Latinos in Hollywood films and TV shows. He's actually Maori, which makes him Polynesian.

For some reason I though that was Jay Chandrasekhar

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

kiimo posted:

I first noticed him in Whale Rider so I always think of him this way.

Yeah. At least he has a pretty solid pedigree of playing Pacific Islanders/Maori in movies.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




kiimo posted:


Now I get to spend the rest of the hour thinking about what Jewish and what Egyptian actors would be better choices in these roles

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

I'd watch the poo poo out of him playing either Moses OR Ramses

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Red_Museum posted:

Poster for Kevin Smith's Tusk



I thought Kevin Smith's last film was Red State. I thought he'd given up.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Every movie is his last movie until the next one

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Harlock posted:

Every movie is his last movie until the next one

How unfortunate for us.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
He has THREE Movies in the works right now, not including Tusk. A movie about Krampus called Anti-Claus, a spin off of Tusk with some side characters, and Clerks 3 (which just got denied a 6 million dollar budget by the Weinsteins, putting it on hold)

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
He's working on a spin-off from a film that's not out yet?

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Mr. Squishy posted:

He's working on a spin-off from a film that's not out yet?

Yes. about two side characters who, get this, work in a convenience store. One of these characters is played by his daughter.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Yes. about two side characters who, get this, work in a convenience store. One of these characters is played by his daughter.

Hm, I think he's trying to make his point about anyone being able to make a movie sound like a bad idea.

Jay Dub
Jul 27, 2009

I'm not listening
to youuuuu...

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

He has THREE Movies in the works right now, not including Tusk. A movie about Krampus called Anti-Claus, a spin off of Tusk with some side characters, and Clerks 3 (which just got denied a 6 million dollar budget by the Weinsteins, putting it on hold)

Four if you count his Jesus-as-a-kaiju film called Helena Handbag, which will never actually get made, no matter how much he talks about it.


What really fucks with my head about these Exodus images is in the posters, Joel Edgerton has a kind of Marlon Brando vibe going on, but in the actual stills, he looks more like Curly Howard.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Vintersorg posted:

Christian Bale is such a loving terrible casting choice. He does not belong in this at all.

Yeah. There wasn't even such a thing as Christian back then.


For real though, I'm never too shocked by "whitewashing" in Hollywood movies because I realize that certain market realities exist and big-budget movies are probably never going to buck the trend... but SIGOURNEY WEAVER, seriously?!

I guess they'll just color-correct it in post? :shrug:

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.
While we're on Exodus chat.

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox/exodusgodsandkings/

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse

Dude should have been Oberyn

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.




I really hope this movie rivals Gladiator

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

BlueBayou posted:

Dude should have been Oberyn



Do not speak ill of Pedro Pascal or that masterful performance.

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse

kiimo posted:

Do not speak ill of Pedro Pascal or that masterful performance.

The thing is, I LOVED Pedro's portrayal of Oberyn. But Oded Fehr will always be Oberyn in my mind.

Sooo okay, they should have cast him as Daario. How about that?

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
Well the trailer is better than the posters, I'll give it that. Also Exodus is my favorite bible story, so I am probably seeing it regardless. It's no Prince of Egypt though

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

rawillkill posted:





I really hope this movie rivals Gladiator

See, that looks cool.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

effectual posted:

But he killed Ding Chavez! (I like Alien4 more than 3.)

If your name were Ding, you'd probably be better off getting sucked out into space anyway.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

BlueBayou posted:

The thing is, I LOVED Pedro's portrayal of Oberyn. But Oded Fehr will always be Oberyn in my mind.

Sooo okay, they should have cast him as Daario. How about that?

Now you're talkin! Time to photoshop some blue and blond into that facial hair.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
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boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Oct 6, 2014

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

boom boom boom posted:

What are y'all on about, Moses is white.



Also, he had Jew horns:


I'm really agitated by Hollywood's insensitive depiction of Jews without horns.

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TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

See, that looks cool.

Why the teaser poster for this film isn't a variation of those frames is beyond me.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

K. Waste posted:

I'm really agitated by Hollywood's insensitive depiction of Jews without horns.

They wouldn't do it to their own kind!

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

GonSmithe posted:

Quoting for the new page.

Here's some (huge) pictures from the movie (also featuring John Turturro as Pharoah Seti and Sigourney Weaver as Tuya):




Is Sigourney Weaver photoshopped into that photo? She looks to be standing behind Turturro but in front of his robe. I can't tell if it's someone else's robe bend him that just blends in well.

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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

BonoMan posted:

Is Sigourney Weaver photoshopped into that photo? She looks to be standing behind Turturro but in front of his robe. I can't tell if it's someone else's robe bend him that just blends in well.

Good eyes. They obviously didn't want The Jesus' outstretched arm in front of her. That's quite a bad 'shop

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