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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

HotCanadianChick posted:

So I just got the invitations for my cousin's wedding this saturday. According to the card, it will be a "barn-raisin' good time" after the ceremony, including a "good 'ol BBQ", the "saloon will be open to all", and entertainments will include "horseshoes, drinkin', dancin', and corn-holing". :clint: :gay:

(items in quotes are more-or-less verbatim)

It's sounding a bit like Brokeback Mountain: the wedding.

Well with any luck you'll find that perfect spouse.

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NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


HotCanadianChick posted:

So I just got the invitations for my cousin's wedding this saturday. According to the card, it will be a "barn-raisin' good time" after the ceremony, including a "good 'ol BBQ", the "saloon will be open to all", and entertainments will include "horseshoes, drinkin', dancin', and corn-holing". :clint: :gay:

(items in quotes are more-or-less verbatim)

It's sounding a bit like Brokeback Mountain: the wedding.

No worries, farm/country/redneck weddings are usually a lot of fun. The ones I've been to are a lot of people not giving a poo poo, drinking a lot and having a great time. Better than the uptight fancy ones I've been too lately.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!
Decided to try out the company cafeteria for lunch yesterday. Wound up getting chicken that was raw in the middle. Of course I didn't discover this until a few bites in. I don't think I'll be eating there again.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The suspension on my friend's car is hosed.



I'm guessing bad tie-rod and/or ball joint?

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?

InitialDave posted:

Do not buy one that's due for a cambelt/dephaser service!

Dephasers have such a :techno: name I was almost disappointed to find out it was just the VVT actuator. :(

thebigcow
Jan 3, 2001

Bully!

HotCanadianChick posted:

So I just got the invitations for my cousin's wedding this saturday. According to the card, it will be a "barn-raisin' good time" after the ceremony, including a "good 'ol BBQ", the "saloon will be open to all", and entertainments will include "horseshoes, drinkin', dancin', and corn-holing". :clint: :gay:

(items in quotes are more-or-less verbatim)

It's sounding a bit like Brokeback Mountain: the wedding.

http://www.cornholehowto.com/

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

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Rhyno posted:

The suspension on my friend's car is hosed.



I'm guessing bad tie-rod and/or ball joint?

Sick stance, brah.

(Probably super toed out or a bad tie rod end or balljoint, as you guessed.)

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

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some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

kastein posted:

Sick stance, brah.

(Probably super toed out or a bad tie rod end or balljoint, as you guessed.)

Or super fatty driver.

Bulk Vanderhuge
May 2, 2009

womp womp womp womp
Anyone have any experience working as a parts person for a shop? There's an opening at a heavy diesel outfit and I'm just dying to get out of my current job.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

kastein posted:

Sick stance, brah.

(Probably super toed out or a bad tie rod end or balljoint, as you guessed.)

I figured, one of my Escorts had the same wear and tie rods took care of it.

meatpimp posted:

Or super fatty driver.

He ain't that big of a dude at all.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

jammyozzy posted:

Dephasers have such a :techno: name I was almost disappointed to find out it was just the VVT actuator. :(
Expensive specialised service on a fairly cheap car is what it is.

Bulk Vanderhuge posted:

Anyone have any experience working as a parts person for a shop? There's an opening at a heavy diesel outfit and I'm just dying to get out of my current job.
"Get stuff from stock for guys in a workshop" type (reasonable gig) or "deal with public selling parts retail" (oh God please kill me)?

Bulk Vanderhuge
May 2, 2009

womp womp womp womp

InitialDave posted:

"Get stuff from stock for guys in a workshop" type (reasonable gig) or "deal with public selling parts retail" (oh God please kill me)?

The former, I worked at a retail parts counter during high school so no thanks to the latter. I think it's going to be all commercial contracts too. I'll send my application and see what happens.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Woohoo, just made my last bank loan payment today! That's an extra $115 a month I can put back now :v:

Feels awesome, I've been paying on it for the past 2 years and I'm finally done.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*
I've got an interview for a part-time job this week. I'm stressing out over what to wear, because the job is working the counter at a porn store. Putting on my normal interview power suit seems weird.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


goatse guy posted:

I've got an interview for a part-time job this week. I'm stressing out over what to wear, because the job is working the counter at a porn store. Putting on my normal interview power suit seems weird.

The obvious answer is to show up naked.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

goatse guy posted:

I've got an interview for a part-time job this week. I'm stressing out over what to wear, because the job is working the counter at a porn store. Putting on my normal interview power suit seems weird.

I did this part time about 10 years ago. The people who shopped there were about 90% less freaky than the ones I deal with now at the comic shop.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Rhyno posted:

I did this part time about 10 years ago. The people who shopped there were about 90% less freaky than the ones I deal with now at the comic shop.

My buddy did this for awhile. Most of his job was keeping people from using the washroom. One guy faked a car accident in the parking lot just so he could try and use it.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Seat Safety Switch posted:

My buddy did this for awhile. Most of his job was keeping people from using the washroom. One guy faked a car accident in the parking lot just so he could try and use it.

Ha! Ours was not public, I would lie to people and say we didn't have one and that even I had to run over to Burger King to pee.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

goatse guy posted:

I've got an interview for a part-time job this week. I'm stressing out over what to wear, because the job is working the counter at a porn store. Putting on my normal interview power suit seems weird.



If I had this option I'd show up naked.

Want my resume? here it is. :smug:

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

goatse guy posted:

I've got an interview for a part-time job this week. I'm stressing out over what to wear, because the job is working the counter at a porn store. Putting on my normal interview power suit seems weird.

I think I went in jeans and a nice shirt. I got the job, but I was still living at home and my mom wouldn't let me take it. :laugh:

When I was hanging around waiting for the interview the mailman came in to deliver some mail, and left with some whippits. Interesting job I bet.

bandman
Mar 17, 2008
Just had a hell of a time getting a background check and drug screen completed. Not because there was something on the screen, but because the company doing the background check wouldn't get off their rear end and loving send the completed poo poo to my new employer. I resorted to yelling "my kids can't eat excuses, you assholes! Do your goddamn job!" over the phone, which seemed to get their attention. Magically, my info was ready to send moments later.

Apparently a 3-day weekend makes everyone lose their goddamn mind.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*

Rhyno posted:

I did this part time about 10 years ago. The people who shopped there were about 90% less freaky than the ones I deal with now at the comic shop.

They can't be any worse than the toothless hicks and truckers that I dealt with when I worked at a highway gas station in rural North Dakota last summer.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


The Avalanche seems to be one of the only vehicles that chevy has made that is not on their giant recall list. I've never been so happy to drive a giant truck covered in plastic. :unsmith:

The Escalade is however. I might want to have my break lines checked, since those two vehicles share a massive number of parts.

Elmnt80 fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jul 9, 2014

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

The guy I sold my seats to came by to pick them up from eBay. I managed to diagnose and repair a bunch of stuff on his car and he's extremely grateful because he says his car runs better than ever now. :unsmith:

Also his original seats were completely destroyed so I helped him install the new ones so he was able to drive two hours to his house in comfort. Volvo 4 life :hfive:

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot

Elmnt80 posted:

The Avalanche seems to be one of the only vehicles that chevy has made that is not on their giant recall list. I've never been so happy to drive a giant truck covered in plastic. :unsmith:

The Escalade is however. I might want to have my break lines checked, since those two vehicles share a massive number of parts.

I imagine then my Suburban is worked into these recalls some how... whee.

cursedshitbox posted:

If I had this option I'd show up naked.

Want my resume? here it is. :smug:

Just flop it up on the counter. That usually gets attention.

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

jammyozzy posted:

Dephasers have such a :techno: name I was almost disappointed to find out it was just the VVT actuator. :(

I wanted to see what a dephaser looked like and the first youtube result had a preroll ad for handbags featuring a DOME ZERO (I think). Whatever it is, it's gorgeous.




The wheels look like something in a Ralph McQuarrie or Syd Mead drawing.

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster
holy crap a 707 hp dodge? sign me up.http://www.engineering.com/DesignerEdge/DesignerEdgeArticles/ArticleID/7960/707HP-Hellcat-is-Dodges-Most-Powerful-Muscle-Car-Ever.aspx

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

LloydDobler posted:

So for years I've been using an image host that was private and run by a friend. His site has wound down to zero activity so I think he's finally letting the domain expire. I've offered to take it over so that I don't have to re-host my thousand or so pictures but he just wants to let it go, I think he thinks transferring it is a huge pain or something.

I know imgur is the go-to site for goons, but I've never seen a picture link that wasn't just some 6 character combination, like this: imgur.com/lAvdZSG.jpg.

If I'm assuming correctly, this means I'd have to go through all my posts and re-link each photo one at a time. Is that right? Or is it easier than that? What I was really hoping is if there was a hosting site that let me keep my filenames, and I could just find-replace the domain name in all my past posts, at least for active threads where I want to keep the pictures alive. Sucks that I'll lose all photo links in archived threads too.

I probably have close to 2000 photos from the last 10 years linked from his site, I should have switched to something more professional or my own host a long time ago.

Disclaimer: its been probably 8 years since I've hosed around with web hosting, but I used to run a site or two for my friends which usually wound up being image/doc hosts for us.

Transferring the old domain name and re-hosting it is definitely your easiest option. If your friend has reasons other than being lazy for not wanting to transfer it, wait until it is available to register and put some cheap hosting on it. Failing that, you'll have to pay to register/host your own site and re-upload the images. Either way, you'll want to pay close attention/note the file structure of your friend's current site structure, i.e. http://lloyddobler.stupidfriend.com/car-photo.jpeg as well as log in and download all of your photos before his hosting expires (that is important!).


Since you have ~1000 images on it I assume you have FTP access (unless your friend had some fancy uploading portal, but odds are your login info would work in an FTP program anyway). Just go into the public_html directory and download your entire /lloyddobler folder (or whatever it is). Now you've got all your stuff. 8 years ago the Cpanels of any of the web hosts I tried made it stupid easy to set up subdomains (such as lloyddobler.stupidfriend.com) etc. If your friend just set it up as stupidfriend.com/public_html/lloyddobler you won't even have to gently caress around with subdomains - just make an appropriately named folder in the root dir.

If you can register the exact name of the old site and re-create it's file structure exactly, you won't have to do anything. Otherwise yeah, you'll have to namesearch-replace each post.

blk
Dec 19, 2009
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I was wondering the other day what an essential AI reading list would look like (besides servie manuals). Post your ideas, I'll start with:

  • Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
  • Shop Class as Soulcraft

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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BrokenKnucklez posted:

I imagine then my Suburban is worked into these recalls some how... whee.


Just flop it up on the counter. That usually gets attention.

Nah, you just get the explodey brake lines with no recall yet, because it's totally a maintenance issue, not lovely materials used in manufacturing.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*

blk posted:

I was wondering the other day what an essential AI reading list would look like (besides servie manuals). Post your ideas, I'll start with:

  • Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
  • Shop Class as Soulcraft

The Art of Racing in the Rain is a good book. I would highly recommend it.

Thelonious
Jul 16, 2005

I tried reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance years ago and recall it seeming pretty contrived and insufferable.

Is it worth a revisit, or did my teenage self actually get something right?

Edit: I recall enjoying reading the road trip bits but the weird philosophical tangents threw me.

Thelonious fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Jul 9, 2014

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Thelonious posted:

I tried reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance years ago and recall it seeming pretty contrived and insufferable.

Is it worth a revisit, or did my teenage self actually get something right?

I've tried numerous times and can never get more than maybe 100 pages into it. Just seemed like a lovely book and I've never understood the hype.

I will add "The Right Stuff" however.

blk
Dec 19, 2009
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Thelonious posted:

I tried reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance years ago and recall it seeming pretty contrived and insufferable.

Is it worth a revisit, or did my teenage self actually get something right?

IDK, I last read it 17 years ago.

mafoose
Oct 30, 2006

volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and vulvas and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dongs and volvos and dons and volvos and dogs and volvos and cats and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs
I read Go Like Hell since some folks here were talking about it here. I really really enjoyed it.

It was a little dry at times, but man the races more than made up for it!!!

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
"Best drat Garage in Town", Smokey Yunick's autobiography, is a definite must read for AIers.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

goatse guy posted:

I've got an interview for a part-time job this week. I'm stressing out over what to wear, because the job is working the counter at a porn store. Putting on my normal interview power suit seems weird.

Jeans and a t-shirt are fine. I say this having had several friends that sell porn and toys.

I laughed way too hard while writing that sentence.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Rhyno posted:

Ahahaha, I'm gonna get probated in BSS again.

I know you like comic books but daaaaaamn dude why do even look at that awful forum? gently caress me, the worst of comic book nerds all in one place.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

CharlesM posted:

I'd generally recommend something with a better nutritional value than Iams. That specific formula starts with chicken by product meal (beaks, feet, whatever else leftovers) and continues with a lot of corn product. Corn isn't really that useful to cats. If you're interested I'm sure there's a pet nutrition thread in Pet Island. On the other hand if you have a picky eater you gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaking to the choir sir. Iams was only kept around because most grocery stores around here don't carry stuff like Wellness, Nutro, etc - so if I space out and forget to grab cat food before work, it's either go hungry or at least feed him something that'll fill his belly (I generally don't get out of work until well past 9pm, which is when my favorite pet supply store closes). Iams seemed like the lesser of the evils on the shelf at Wal-Mart at 2am.

Generally I've always stuck with Wellness or Nutro - the last food he was regularly on was Nutro Max Cat Senior. He's turning his nose up at the Iams again, and also at the Nutro. He's never really been big on canned food, so there's always been some kind of running water available as well.

goatse guy posted:

They can't be any worse than the toothless hicks and truckers that I dealt with when I worked at a highway gas station in rural North Dakota last summer.

Ever seen Clerks? :haw:

quote:

DANTE
What's a jizz-mopper?

RANDAL
He's the guy in those nudie-booth joints who cleans up after each guy that jerks off.

DANTE
Nudie booth?

RANDAL
Nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?

DANTE
I guess not.

RANDAL
The jizz-mopper's job is to clean up the booths afterward, because practically everybody shoots a load against the window, and I don't know if you know or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

tl;dr: Friend worked in a porn shop with ... viewing rooms (except video). Jizz mopping was part of the job.

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mafoose
Oct 30, 2006

volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and vulvas and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dongs and volvos and dons and volvos and dogs and volvos and cats and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs
So far we're having a proper monsoon season with horizontal rain, pushing haboobs to Phoenix, ridiculous electrical storms, etc.

When I first moved here the monsoon rains were so strong that major roads became rivers, I had to remove the CAI on my car, my roommate lost his engine to a wash (as did his boss the day earlier), and we got a 22re Toyota pick up come in to the shop with a soaking wet air filter. It became a nice fountain while cranking it over with the plugs out. New plugs, oil, and filters and it was back to business.

Yesterday the power cut out at work and I learned our fancy new Haas mill will keep spinning for over 5 minutes with no power. I ended up stopping it by rubbing a dead blow hammer on the tool holder because I'm impatient. Tonight on the way home the thunder and lightning was amazing, and it started lightly raining again.

I loving love this place especially now that I live in a house with a nice dry AC instead of a worthless swamp cooler.

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