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Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Beyonce, noted single woman who relies on the government. Truly a role model for single women everywhere.

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Shifty Pony posted:

Exactly. Last I heard the EPA went after one of the major makers of tuner kits which could be used for DPF deletion, confiscated their inventory, fined them to hell and back, and were working their way down the customer list demanding VIN numbers and proof that the kits were not installed on DPF equipped vehicles.

Every other reputable tuner manufacturer has since stopped making such kits.

So you're saying more of these rear end wits that join in probably did it with poo poo parts? Does that mean they run a higher risk of seriously messing up their trucks?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Shifty Pony posted:

Exactly. Last I heard the EPA went after one of the major makers of tuner kits which could be used for DPF deletion, confiscated their inventory, fined them to hell and back, and were working their way down the customer list demanding VIN numbers and proof that the kits were not installed on DPF equipped vehicles.

Every other reputable tuner manufacturer has since stopped making such kits.

So how long do you supposed it will be until the right wing starts screaming about ARE FREEDUMZ!!!! because I guess we should all be free to be as deliberately wasteful as we want?

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

The main thing about "rolling coal" is it's the purest illustration of how the right wing operates purely out of spite. There's absolutely no reason to do it but to be obnoxious and spiteful, and you even harm your own pocketbook in doing it.


Hmm... what is it about Beyonce that cause these wingnuts to try to attach her name to single women Obama voters, I wonder? Certainly Beyonce would seem to be quite wealthy so I doubt she'd rely on government benefits to pay for contraception or much of anything else, really...

No, no, it must be something else, something that's not obvious to the naked eye...

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
In which the President, while visiting Denver, is asked, "You wanna hit this?"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

DemeaninDemon posted:

So you're saying more of these rear end wits that join in probably did it with poo poo parts? Does that mean they run a higher risk of seriously messing up their trucks?

Yes - even above the fact that this bullshit is itself harmful to the truck.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Samurai Quack posted:

it's still diesel, it's just a modded engine so it's way less efficient and the combustion is incomplete.

So it's literally burning money to try and piss off environmentalists (and give your neighborhood cancer as a sidenote)

Indistinguishable in motivation between these guys and a Captain Planet villain

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

Evil Fluffy posted:

Beyonce, noted single woman who relies on the government. Truly a role model for single women everywhere.

Zwabu posted:

Hmm... what is it about Beyonce that cause these wingnuts to try to attach her name to single women Obama voters, I wonder? Certainly Beyonce would seem to be quite wealthy so I doubt she'd rely on government benefits to pay for contraception or much of anything else, really...

No, no, it must be something else, something that's not obvious to the naked eye...

Jesus Christ you two, you're either playing :thejoke: hard or you're pathetically unaware of life outside these forums.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=beyonce+single+ladies

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Lote posted:

Indistinguishable in motivation between these guys and a Captain Planet villain

The Captain planet villains usually had some material benefit from whatever dastardly deeds they were up to.

These people are like a Captain Planet villain who just slams his dick in a car door over and over in obvious pain and suffering and expects the Planeteers to have an issue with it beyond the fact that he's rubbing his junk all over a perfectly serviceable door.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

FAUXTON posted:

Yes - even above the fact that this bullshit is itself harmful to the truck.

Hahaha that's amazing. Now I want someone to roll coal all over my Honda so I can laugh my rear end off at him.

ElegantFugue
Jun 5, 2012

From a couple pages back, but,

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They thought of everything



Not quite everything.

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
nsdap.gop and hillaryis44.gop are both available for $20.16, ahahaha. So is iww.gop!

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Hooray, the Republican National Convention will be held in Cleveland in 2016. Any ideas on what I, as a Cleveland native, can do to sabotage their efforts short of grabbing my rifle and taking aim at the eventual presidential nominee?

ANIME AKBAR posted:

Did somebody notify the RNC that there are, uh, a lot of black people in Cleveland? As in downtown Cleveland, surrounding pretty much every large venue?
That's one of the things I'm most looking forward to :getin:

Joementum posted:

In which the President, while visiting Denver, is asked, "You wanna hit this?"
Come on Barack, you admitted before to inhaling...

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Hooray, the Republican National Convention will be held in Cleveland in 2016. Any ideas on what I, as a Cleveland native, can do to sabotage their efforts short of grabbing my rifle and taking aim at the eventual presidential nominee?

If it's anything like the 2012 GOP convention in Tampa, you won't get anywhere near it with anything.

The list of banned items in the area included boards, string or rope over a certain length, anything sharp, water guns, and a million other things... but not guns.

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Grundulum posted:

Jesus Christ you two, you're either playing :thejoke: hard or you're pathetically unaware of life outside these forums.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=beyonce+single+ladies

Fun fact: Bill O'Reilly goes on a Beyonce tangent at least once a month. In March, when the Partition video dropped it was a lot more frequent.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

skaboomizzy posted:

If it's anything like the 2012 GOP convention in Tampa, you won't get anywhere near it with anything.

The list of banned items in the area included boards, string or rope over a certain length, anything sharp, water guns, and a million other things... but not guns.

There's your answer. Walk around wearing a red shirt, a beret and an M16 (don't actually do this).

Capfalcon
Apr 6, 2012

No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

Because of course it isn't:

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


InequalityGodzilla posted:

Hooray, the Republican National Convention will be held in Cleveland in 2016. Any ideas on what I, as a Cleveland native, can do to sabotage their efforts short of grabbing my rifle and taking aim at the eventual presidential nominee?


Offer to provide balloons to drop from the ceiling or whatever, then spend the next several years filling them with fart.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Grundulum posted:

Jesus Christ you two, you're either playing :thejoke: hard or you're pathetically unaware of life outside these forums.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=beyonce+single+ladies

Clearly I was being serious. Nobody makes jokes on Serious Internet Site SomethingAwfulDotCom and I am insulted that you make light of such things. :colbert:

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

Pornographic Memory posted:

These assholes should put their mouths over those stacks and have somebody hit the gas if it's not so bad, what a bunch of loving shitstains. I'm not that great at being environmentally conscious but this makes me really, really angry.

There are videos on youtube of them doing exactly this. So they are monumentally stupid.

Heavy neutrino
Sep 16, 2007

You made a fine post for yourself. ...For a casualry, I suppose.

Communist Zombie posted:

Im sorry to interrupt this happy hour but I thought id share the new way some republicans are throwing it in the face of Obummer.

:coal:COAL ROLLING:coal:



The New Way to “Screw Obama” — Poisoning Your Neighbors’ Air

Er, how can this conceivably be legal? Even if somehow you can't be hit with reckless endangerment or some sort of road violation for blowing thick black smoke at cyclists on the road that obscures their vision, couldn't you get your balls sued off in civil court for deliberately blowing a known carcinogen at their faces?

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
Imagine a world where consequences are things you've never had to worry about. Now imagine that world ending. That's why Republicans are so angry.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Samurai Sanders posted:

When I heard the name I thought people had actually replaced the engine of their truck with some coal powerplant, that would have been rather badass in its own way. This is just dumb.

Coal engines were used a little bit in WW2 due to gas shortages.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Members of Congress Declare "Immunity" from Insider Trading Probe

TFA posted:

The U.S. House Ways and Means Committee is refusing to cooperate with an insider trading investigation, saying its employees are “absolutely immune” from having to comply with subpoenas from the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC).

U.S. District Court Judge Paul Gardephe ordered the committee last week to explain why it hadn’t responded to the SEC’s year-long request for documents, phone records and the testimony of staff director Brian Sutter, as part of a probe into whether he or other House members leaked private information about health care policy to insurance companies.

Rather than turning over the information, top House lawyer Kerry W. Kircher answered the order by requesting that the case be dismissed.

Kircher claimed that the request for documents violates the Speech or Debate Clause of the Constitution, which protects members of Congress from outside inquiry into “legislative acts” during their time in office.

“What the SEC has done is embark on a remarkable fishing expedition for congressional records -- core legislative records,” Kircher said in a court filing.

William Pittard, House deputy general counsel, also sent the SEC a letter claiming that the subpoenas are “vague, confusing, overbroad, unduly burdensome, unlikely to lead to the discovery of admissible evidence, and otherwise improper."

Pittard called the subpoenas “repugnant to public policy.”

However, history has shown both Kircher's and Pittard's claims to be questionable. The Supreme Court first found in 1966 that the Speech or Debate Clause can interfere with prosecutions of political corruption. A later case also ruled that while legislative acts are protected by the clause, political acts are still subject to investigation, which could include “errands” for constituents and assistance with government contracts.

Despite this, it is still unclear if Sutter committed a crime, because laws that prohibit insider trading among private companies are murkier in government, where the regulations are more flexible. A staff member is allowed to share an impending policy change with a lobbyist or policy expert before it is announced to the public, for example.

But Congress passed legislation like the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge (STOCK) Act to combat just that grey area — and prevent its members from taking advantage of it to illegally share insider information.

Adopted in April 2012, the law (PDF) ensures that Congress is not “exempt from the insider trading prohibitions arising under the securities law,” as part of its duty to maintain a “relationship of trust and confidence owed by each Member of Congress and each employee of Congress.”


The SEC began its investigation after a series of red flags in April 2013, a year after Congress adopted the STOCK Act. According to the filings, Sutter spoke with a lobbyist for law firm Greenberg Traurig just minutes before the lobbyist emailed a brokerage firm with information from “very credible sources” about a change in Medicare policy. The firm then sent out an alert about the upcoming change to clients, including large insurance companies like Humana, and share prices of several immediately jumped.

At the time, Sutter told federal investigators that he did not recall speaking with the lobbyist, but a few days later, a House lawyer said that “time for reflection” may have helped stir Sutter’s memory.

But the committee has since refused to answer the SEC’s requests for information. The closest it has come is asking the commission for a “substantial narrowing” of its demands and a “firm commitment that the Committee’s making available to [the] agency of certain documents would end the Committee’s and Mr. Sutter’s involvement in this matter.”

If the investigation goes to court, it will be the first securities violation case since Congress adopted the STOCK Act.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Joementum posted:

In which the President, while visiting Denver, is asked, "You wanna hit this?"

I didn't think I'd live to see a black president being offered a blunt, but here we are.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Hooray, the Republican National Convention will be held in Cleveland in 2016. Any ideas on what I, as a Cleveland native, can do to sabotage their efforts short of grabbing my rifle and taking aim at the eventual presidential nominee?

Nothing. I live in Minneapolis, and in 2008 they turned my city into a loving police state. If you feel like protesting behind a barrier, go nuts, otherwise your time would be better spent volunteering with the campaigns of local Democrats.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Pornographic Memory posted:

These assholes should put their mouths over those stacks and have somebody hit the gas if it's not so bad, what a bunch of loving shitstains. I'm not that great at being environmentally conscious but this makes me really, really angry.


mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

It kind of makes you wish Obama would start up an anti-suicide initiative as a public service.

On Terra Firma
Feb 12, 2008

So given the most recent ruling about free speech zones at planned parenthood and what not, is that going to have any impact on where people can kick and scream at the convention? I mean doesn't it basically do away with those goofy free speech zones they had in the past?

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Heavy neutrino posted:

Er, how can this conceivably be legal? Even if somehow you can't be hit with reckless endangerment or some sort of road violation for blowing thick black smoke at cyclists on the road that obscures their vision, couldn't you get your balls sued off in civil court for deliberately blowing a known carcinogen at their faces?

Prove they did it. That's the problem.

Fortunately more cyclists are riding with cameras and newer models more like dashcams than gopros are coming out which make it even easier.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

New way to get high! Fill your lungs with black smoke and CO! Coors hates it!

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

DemeaninDemon posted:

New way to get high! Fill your lungs with black smoke and CO! Coors hates it!
So do your healthcare workers. :(

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

On Terra Firma posted:

So given the most recent ruling about free speech zones at planned parenthood and what not, is that going to have any impact on where people can kick and scream at the convention? I mean doesn't it basically do away with those goofy free speech zones they had in the past?

The SCOTUS ruling was fairly narrow in scope. Basically, you only have the right to get up in someone's face and scream at them when they're a filthy whore who totally has it coming.

AhhYes
Dec 1, 2004

* Click *
College Slice

I'm suddenly a bit more in favor of this practice.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

FAUXTON posted:

You could just follow the next one of these assholes you see until they stop at a store or something and then quiksteel their gas cap to the threading on their tank.

All you have to do is call the state police. It's illegal in pretty much every state in the country and if the cops see them do it, they'll get a ticket and will have to get it fixed.

The EPA said it's illegal as well, so I guess call the FBI or something.

edit, words

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Jul 9, 2014

On Terra Firma
Feb 12, 2008

Zeroisanumber posted:

The SCOTUS ruling was fairly narrow in scope. Basically, you only have the right to get up in someone's face and scream at them when they're a filthy whore who totally has it coming.

I fail to see how this rules out the GOP but I think I get what you're saying.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Pornographic Memory posted:

You know these guys who are modding their trucks like this probably really love to bring up the talking point about how low the price of gas was when Obama took office (because the economy had completely tanked in the preceding months and brought down demand) compared to now.



I know, right!



Unless....

There was a fairly common GOP image macro going around during the 2012 election that showed gas at $1.84 when Obama was inaugurated. Kinda fell flat with most people, since it was still lower than in 2008 even after it went back up and the drop was during winter when people weren't driving as much.

Found it:

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Yeah, I remember driving to gas stations during the 2012 election that had these "HEY VOTER" stickers attached to the pumps to remind motorists how cheap gas was when the the stock and commodities markets collapsed Obummer took office.

We're still stuck in a world where high everyone believes high gas prices are caused by either greedy oil companies/SUVS or high taxes and environmentalists aren't we?

Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Jul 9, 2014

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Kalman posted:

Falsefla.gop, anyone?

Holy poo poo someone please buy this.

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Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
It wasn't really because demand dropped though right? I mean demand dropped some but my guess is most of the price decrease was because people moved their money out high risk stock and commodity index funds, once we hit bottom people started moving their money back into those funds.

I mean, gas prices are high now but I never see lines at the pump so there's obviously no shortage.

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