|
Vargo posted:I personally like that the Expendables 3 poster looks like a bunch of people standing around laughing about how ridiculous this is, because the less serious that franchise takes itself, the better. No actually, the more these movies pander and phone it in the worse they are. I feel like this attitude can only exist if you're already contemptuous of these guys and the idea that they could make something good if they wanted to - the people looking forward to a redux of the Chuck Norris jokes in the 2nd one must be going "I want it to waste my time! I don't deserve a good movie!" as they walk into the theater.
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 20:07
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 16:59 |
|
|
Slasherfan posted:
Seriously, gently caress you, EX3 poster. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 20:16
|
|
|
The light sources in general make zero sense.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 20:44
|
|
|
I thought it was drawing attention to how
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 21:06
|
|
|
Ha they pulled this from IMP already. I swear they read this thread.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 21:12
|
|
|
I hope their mission involves finding necks for half the crew.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 21:13
|
|
|
Necks for the Neckless would be a great Hollywood charity cause.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 21:20
|
|
|
Slasherfan posted:
Isn't it just the character one-sheets 'shopped into one giant poster?
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 21:50
|
|
|
Davros1 posted:Isn't it just the character one-sheets 'shopped into one giant poster? Yeeeep. It's strange though, the Kelsey Grammer shot isn't worse than any of the others, but something about him feels even more out of place. He almost looks like the result of a "Photoshop Kelsey Grammer wearing a bucket hat into strange situations" thread in GBS. 
Lady Naga fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Jul 9, 2014 |
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 22:05
|
|
|
Honestly Wesley Snipe's giant floating head stands out to me worse than anything else. Is he in front of Arnold? Is he behind him? Did Willy Wonka shrink down Terry Crews and Jason Statham? Did an intern make this poster?
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 22:21
|
|
|
Mystical rules of the Expendables universe: Feet reflect, boxes don't. Also, Dolph Lundgren is a midget: 
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 22:31
|
|
|
And why oh why is Robert Davi STILL not on the poster?
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 22:38
|
|
|
 It looks more like a poster for a spoof movie.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 22:40
|
|
|
Lady Naga posted:Yeeeep. It's strange though, the Kelsey Grammer shot isn't worse than any of the others, but something about him feels even more out of place. He almost looks like the result of a "Photoshop Kelsey Grammer wearing a bucket hat into strange situations" thread in GBS. Er....I am pretty sure that's Robin Williams back there.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 23:20
|
|
|
Madkal posted:Er....I am pretty sure that's Robin Williams back there. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2014 23:24
|
|
|
What the hell is with Wesley Snipes? He looks like he's made up to star in a sequel to To Wong Foo.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2014 04:51
|
|
|
Great minds, thinking alike: Yodzilla posted:Giant floating Mel Gibson is the best. Bloody Hedgehog posted:What the hell is with Wesley Snipes? He looks like he's made up to star in a sequel to To Wong Foo.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2014 04:55
|
|
|
Don't be like that, it's the lean. Gets everybody.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2014 05:20
|
|
|
Bloody Hedgehog posted:What the hell is with Wesley Snipes? He looks like he's made up to star in a sequel to To Wong Foo. I was thinking the same thing.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2014 14:15
|
|
|
I would watch a sequel to To Wong Foo
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2014 14:34
|
|
|
axleblaze posted:I would watch a sequel to To Wong Foo Two Wong Foo, Thanks Again
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2014 15:26
|
|
|
axleblaze posted:I would watch a sequel to To Wong Foo With the cast of The Expendables 3
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2014 21:54
|
|
|
Take Two.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 00:50
|
|
|
I . . . I feel like we're moving backwards here.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 01:02
|
|
|
Oh cool, Frankie Munitz is in it.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 01:03
|
|
|
So is this gonna end in that Robot Chicken joke where they talk about "Ocean's 27" or something and spend a good couple minutes just naming various people in the heist while talking about the plan? Like, is the next Expendables gonna be a big wide poster of everyone in Hollywood who could use a quick paycheck?
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 01:07
|
|
|
Harlock posted:Take Two. This one says August 14th. The other one said 15th. Did they drop the opening back a full day?
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 01:26
|
|
|
That poo poo happens. Hell it happened to us today. Dolphin Tale 2 and This Is Where I Leave You switched dates and we debuted TIWILY today and had the wrong date. We managed to correct the interactive ones before going live but our first shipment of one sheets have the wrong date.   In theaters that says Sept 12. Total bush league I know. edit: also every face that looks photoshopped has an annoying publicist. That's my stance and I'm comfortable sticking to it. kiimo fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jul 11, 2014 |
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 01:34
|
|
|
Harlock posted:Take Two.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 03:07
|
|
|
Harlock posted:Take Two. Why are they using the Fast and the Furious Font? It was in the trailer too and I was totally confused at first.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 03:21
|
|
|
I like that Ronda Rousey has moved way up to the front after her big fight last weekend
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 03:52
|
|
|
Stallone's arms look super gross.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 04:01
|
|
|
kiimo posted:
Damnit Tina Fey your casual comedy demeanor made me assume you would be a cool person without an annoying evil publicist BUT IT'S ALL A LIE ISN'T MikeJF fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Jul 11, 2014 |
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 04:52
|
|
|
A Night of the Living Dead poster:  You can buy these here, at a random time between 1-2pm EST, July 15th. They also do a pretty cool Escape From New York print: 
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 08:19
|
|
|
The Escape from New York one is nice and the Night one could be good but the execution is awful. The giant loving conical tree (?) is the first thing my eyes are drawn too.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 08:23
|
|
|
PriorMarcus posted:The Escape from New York one is nice and the Night one could be good but the execution is awful. The giant loving conical tree (?) is the first thing my eyes are drawn too. I haven't actually seen the movie and was wondering if that was some kind of weird zombie pod thing.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 08:30
|
|
|
Yeah, nix that weird-rear end tree and the poster quality jumps like 30%.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 08:32
|
|
|
This ain't terrible, but why is the tagline in orange? It's a pain to read.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 08:36
|
|
|
Is that a mondo artist doing his own thing? Because it still has the 1-color problem most of their poo poo has.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 09:13
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 16:59 |
|
|
effectual posted:Is that a mondo artist doing his own thing? Because it still has the 1-color problem most of their poo poo has. The colour thing is an artifact of the printing process they use, so it might just be the same process.
|
|
#
?
Jul 11, 2014 09:20
|
|