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I can't hate Judge Dredd, just for that great Hammerstein prop. Also, Tank Girl was pretty good.
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Tank Girl uses that LOL SO RANDOM XDDDD!!!! kind of humor that I like to think we, as a species, have moved on from by now
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Jul 12, 2014 03:56
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Blue Star posted:Tank Girl is '90s as gently caress. I saw it on Comcast On Demand a few years back and enjoyed it, but holy crap you can definitely tell it was made in 1995. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv_xVhoYVlU&t=91s
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just to be clear here, i like the tank girl movie but i am under no illusions as to the actual quality of the film
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Crow Jane posted:Tank Girl uses that LOL SO RANDOM XDDDD!!!! kind of humor that I like to think we, as a species, have moved on from by now I think the movie is bad and it makes me cringe.
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Yeah, there's no way a new Tank Girl would have Booga.
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Crow Jane posted:Colin Farrel bugs me for some reason, and I only know Taylor Kitsch from that god-awful Wolverine movie. Could still be good, though I've really enjoyed Farrell's performances in general (In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths, in particular), he only bugs me if someone expects me to find him sexy (he's not). I'm going to assume that you looked up Kitsch on imdb and don't have independent recall of him in Wolverine Origins because otherwise I would be very angry at your hateful memory retaining such unfortunate details. (He's not a bad actor at all, but his role in that movie was dumb.)
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Jul 12, 2014 03:58
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Crow Jane posted:Tank Girl uses that LOL SO RANDOM XDDDD!!!! kind of humor that I like to think we, as a species, have moved on from by now Isn't it pretty to think so?
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Jul 12, 2014 03:58
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VanSandman posted:Ladies..... I'm sorry but no one appreciated this image and I've lost a lot of respect for everyone who's posted since I posted it.
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Spanish Manlove posted:I think the movie is bad and it makes me cringe. Yeah, pretty much. But I'm not a fan of nostalgia for nostalgia's sake, so maybe I'm missing something
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VanSandman posted:I'm sorry but no one appreciated this image and I've lost a lot of respect for everyone who's posted since I posted it. I asked what it was from
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Jul 12, 2014 03:59
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I was genuinely entertained by Showgirls.
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That's because Showgirls is genuinely entertaining. It's just not entertaining in the conventional sense. Also as a wee lad in the late 90s I was convinced that Gwen Stefani starred in Tank Girl for an embarrassingly long time.
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Jul 12, 2014 04:00
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i can sometimes enjoy bad things for their badness, tho the presence of pretty women in a bad movie helps here for instance the movie "the craft" is just awful but i love it
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Jul 12, 2014 04:03
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VanSandman posted:I'm sorry but no one appreciated this image and I've lost a lot of respect for everyone who's posted since I posted it. That's very ungenerous of you considering I ignored the opportunity to lose respect for you for posting it.
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Jul 12, 2014 04:04
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In my defense, i haven't seen Tank Girl since I saw it for the first time. I just remember being entertained by it and enjoying the atmosphere and Malcolm McDowell and all that.
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solovyov posted:I've really enjoyed Farrell's performances in general (In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths, in particular), he only bugs me if someone expects me to find him sexy (he's not). I'm going to assume that you looked up Kitsch on imdb and don't have independent recall of him in Wolverine Origins because otherwise I would be very angry at your hateful memory retaining such unfortunate details. (He's not a bad actor at all, but his role in that movie was dumb.) This exactly. Colin Farrell is funny or intriguing, but not hot.
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solovyov posted:I've really enjoyed Farrell's performances in general (In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths, in particular), he only bugs me if someone expects me to find him sexy (he's not). I'm going to assume that you looked up Kitsch on imdb and don't have independent recall of him in Wolverine Origins because otherwise I would be very angry at your hateful memory retaining such unfortunate details. (He's not a bad actor at all, but his role in that movie was dumb.) No, unfortunately Wolverine is the only thing I've ever seen him in. A friend of mine with reliably good taste keeps insisting I give Friday Night Lights a try, and if I ever get around to that I'll probably agree with you And yeah, In Bruges was good (though I must say Brendan Gleeson was more of a selling point for me), and he wasn't bad in Horrible Bosses, either
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boom boom boom posted:I asked what it was from Well, I'm embarrassed now! It's from a collection called "Age of Reptiles" that's 100% cool poo poo.
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Jul 12, 2014 04:07
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I wish John Carter hadn't been terrible.
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mind the walrus posted:That's because Showgirls is genuinely entertaining. It's just not entertaining in the conventional sense. I have a personal theory that Nomi from Showgirls is Haley from The Wizard's mom.
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boom boom boom posted:I wish John Carter hadn't been terrible. I'm genuinely curious about how hosed that director's career is since he was all but publicly flogged as the man responsible for the movie tanking (not that they were wrong to if the reports are true).
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Crow Jane posted:No, unfortunately Wolverine is the only thing I've ever seen him in. A friend of mine with reliably good taste keeps insisting I give Friday Night Lights a try, and if I ever get around to that I'll probably agree with you Friday Night Lights is transcendent. Maximizing the hotness of Taylor Kitsch isn't even on the top ten list of that show's accomplishments. (Although in fairness and by all reasonable measures, no one is likely to make him seem as hot as he is on that show.) FNL is just an amazing combination of humanistic and earthy with unexpectedly optimistic outcomes. It's a beautiful show. I didn't watch it for years because I saw the movie and loved it, but found it depressing. When I finally got around to watching the show I was stunned by what a rich experience it was. (Brendan Gleeson is always a selling point. More Brendan Gleeson. Always.)
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solovyov posted:That's very ungenerous of you considering I ignored the opportunity to lose respect for you for posting it. I wouldn't let you near the puppies you prune!
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VanSandman posted:I wouldn't let you near the puppies you prune! Your puppies don't impress me. I prefer mutts.
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this thread is fun to watch when solovyov starts jumping on the rude train
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She's impressively rude.
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buy your pups from shelters, not a goons backyard tia
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I am conductor of the rude train. Ingrates be freelancing.
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Solovyov is awesome, and her presence is exactly what this thread needs.
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This is one of the two bears I saw today: I cheated though because I saw it at the dump. Kinda reminded me of a stoned goon, rummaging around his mom's fridge for munchies, and content to never go back out into the Real World.
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i killed a turkey today. it was about five months old. it had gotten some warped leg deformity that made its leg backwards and could only pathetically drag itself around the pen and was covered in brown poo poo since it i assume said gently caress it i have no hope for the future just leave this poo poo on me and never groomed himself i broke his neck and fed his body to the pigs and now im reflecting on how loving pointless his short life was. he never knew his mother and was hatched in a factory before being put in a box and mailed to my farm. then he wandered around various pens for a few months, becoming increasingly crippled which encouraged the others, the only members of his species he had ever known and the closest thing he could call family, to bully, peck, and walk on him all day. he was runty and stunted and spent most of his time in the corner where it was harder for the others to harass him, his hed drooped close to the ground, staring at nothing. he suffered for weeks with no expectation of happiness or pleasure; then his owner broke his neck while he screamed in terror and existential fright. his corpse was torn to pieces by beasts his existence was pointless, and was never anything but suffering, loneliness, and abuse.
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Light-Bearer posted:i killed a turkey today. it was about five months old. it had gotten some warped leg deformity that made its leg backwards and could only pathetically drag itself around the pen and was covered in brown poo poo since it i assume said gently caress it i have no hope for the future just leave this poo poo on me and never groomed himself makes u think
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Light-Bearer posted:i killed a turkey today. it was about five months old. it had gotten some warped leg deformity that made its leg backwards and could only pathetically drag itself around the pen and was covered in brown poo poo since it i assume said gently caress it i have no hope for the future just leave this poo poo on me and never groomed himself I want to staple this to the face of everyone who ever talks about how life is this precious gift with the implication that we're all given a good shake and anyone who dares cry out otherwise is a whiny, entitled, immature brat.
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