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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the dragon stood on the shore of the sea. and i saw a beast come out of the sea. it had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crows upon its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name



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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Speaking of Brendan Gleeson, The Butcher Boy is one of my all time favorite movies, and everyone should watch it.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
hitler has seen some poo poo











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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
chouzuki maryou is super cute

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Troposphere posted:

henry is the best fire emblem husbando and i won't hear anything otherwise

Zeth posted:

Henry is hilarious and I am almost a bit sad that I had already hooked up ladybro protagonist with chrom by the time he showed up

I hear Japanese Henry is all emo and broken or something. Like that his zany puniness is all an act because he had a terrible dark childhood.

(Because all Dark Mages have to have issues and can't just have a gift for dark magic. :rolleyes:)

I kind of like zany crazy dorky Henry better. I can't not hook him up with Miriel because their convo is just amazing.

NecroMonster posted:

chrom is probably going to be in he new smash brothers games

I wouldn't bet against it! The game did very well and is quite popular.

boom boom boom posted:

They cut off John Turturro's arm so it wou;dn't be blocking sigourney weaver

drat right they did, you don't block Sigourney Weaver.
Would gently caress Sigourney Weaver.

Blue Star posted:

Tank Girl is '90s as gently caress. I saw it on Comcast On Demand a few years back and enjoyed it, but holy crap you can definitely tell it was made in 1995.

gently caress Tank Girl and watch the first Mortal Kombat movie again. That movie was good.
Raul Julia best thing about Street Fighter movie.

mind the walrus posted:

That's because Showgirls is genuinely entertaining. It's just not entertaining in the conventional sense.

Also as a wee lad in the late 90s I was convinced that Gwen Stefani starred in Tank Girl for an embarrassingly long time.

I love watching the cable showings of Showgirls with all the MS Painted on bras and blirted out swearing. It's magical. :allears:

It's like how censoring Snakes on a Plane made it a better movie.




Guys I think Tamodachi lives is just The Sims on Acid, am I wrong?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Jenner posted:

drat right they did, you don't block Sigourney Weaver.
Would gently caress Sigourney Weaver.

Anyone who says otherwise is a thief, a liar, and possibly a worm demon.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm fat and horny

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
she's like 60

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Avshalom posted:

i'm fat and horny

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Cucking Mama posted:

she's like 60

Some tube site for porn did a statistical sweep and found that one of the most, if not the most, popular search terms was "mom."

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

mind the walrus posted:

Some tube site for porn did a statistical sweep and found that one of the most, if not the most, popular search terms was "mom."



eek

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

mind the walrus posted:

Some tube site for porn did a statistical sweep and found that one of the most, if not the most, popular search terms was "mom."



I'm like, the dream girl for guys who jack off to silent films. If I could find a way to capitalize on that very limited fanbase, I'd be a thousandairess

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Cucking Mama posted:

she's like 60

Doesn't matter, would tap that faster than Mutavault.

mind the walrus posted:

Some tube site for porn did a statistical sweep and found that one of the most, if not the most, popular search terms was "mom."



I'd use the term, "Hot mom" but still. Some moms are worth it.

I like a MILF that's DTF.

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

Crow Jane posted:

I'm like, the dream girl for guys who jack off to silent films. If I could find a way to capitalize on that very limited fanbase, I'd be a thousandairess

pm me

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Crow Jane posted:

I'm like, the dream girl for guys who jack off to silent films. If I could find a way to capitalize on that very limited fanbase, I'd be a thousandairess

Cracked just ran an article last week about a cam girl who fucks ventriloquist dummies and makes a surprisingly good living at it. I'm sure there's a market if you look hard enough.

Guess I'm out of date too, a quick google search revealed that this year the top search term is "Massage"

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
what do silent movie women look like? I only know like theda bara

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Cucking Mama posted:

what do silent movie women look like? I only know like theda bara

She didn't mean her looks, Crow Jane just secretly has a horrible thick accent that would destroy her career if people heard it.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Cucking Mama posted:

what do silent movie women look like? I only know like theda bara
Google image search Louise Brooks or Marlene Dietrich

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I know Louise Brooks was one, although she also did some talkies:



Efb, although mine has a sexy picture.

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord

Jenner posted:

I hear Japanese Henry is all emo and broken or something. Like that his zany puniness is all an act because he had a terrible dark childhood.

He did still have a terrible childhood in english, the zaniness is at least partially a coping mechanism. but he is still wonderful

also, unrelated :yohoho:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

boom boom boom posted:

She didn't mean her looks, Crow Jane just secretly has a horrible thick accent that would destroy her career if people heard it.

Well, she does live in Baltimore.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Zeth posted:

He did still have a terrible childhood in english, the zaniness is at least partially a coping mechanism. but he is still wonderful

also, unrelated :yohoho:

its a really good smily i like it

also this one :zoro:

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord
man he looks like that more often than not, dude gets wrecked constantly

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Jenner posted:

gently caress Tank Girl and watch the first Mortal Kombat movie again. That movie was good.
Raul Julia best thing about Street Fighter movie.
Raul Julia is the best thing about any loving movie.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I want to watch the 90s Addams Family movies now.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Zeth posted:

man he looks like that more often than not, dude gets wrecked constantly

zoro just tries to tank everything instead of dodge because he's loving crazy

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Well, she does live in Baltimore.

I may live in Baltimore, but I have a horribly grating New England accent with a soupcon of smoker's rasp. Strangely, I've heard it's quite pleasing to the ear.

Louise Brooks and Marlene Dietrich are both amazing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Obligatory Toast posted:

Raul Julia is the best thing about any loving movie.

Dunno about that. Seeing him in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank just makes me depressed. Dude took the role to support public television and look at the result.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

I may live in Baltimore, but I have a horribly grating New England accent with a soupcon of smoker's rasp. Strangely, I've heard it's quite pleasing to the ear.

Better than me. My voice is some weird horrible monstrosity that comes from being a Navy brat who grew up in, sequentially: Northern California, Tidewater, Oklahoma, the Midwest, and then Southern California. You can hear it in some of Putty's LP episodes if you're feeling adventurous.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Jul 12, 2014

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

NecroMonster posted:

zoro just tries to tank everything instead of dodge because he's loving crazy

A wound on the back is a swordsman's shame.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Crow Jane posted:

I may live in Baltimore, but I have a horribly grating New England accent with a soupcon of smoker's rasp. Strangely, I've heard it's quite pleasing to the ear.

Louise Brooks and Marlene Dietrich are both amazing.

Baltimore is terrible. At least Southeast Maryland has a few metro stations so you can get into Northern Virginia and have a semblance of a social life.

Alexandria ftw.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Dunno about that. Seeing him in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank just makes me depressed. Dude took the role to support public television and look at the result.

The man was the greatest man ever, he died too soon. :smith:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The day I realized that not only do some of the things I say have an NJ accent but that I can slip into an NJ trash accent without thinking made me want to drink myself to sleep.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i like it when zeth posts reactions to one piece stuff cause peoples first time reactions are always so loving good

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

Avshalom posted:

i'm fat and horny

:wiggle:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
obama aborted my baby and now im on The Welfare which i spend on corn dogs and hair extension

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

"a giraffe? and it's really geometric? and now it's transforming like a robot? what is this?"

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013


She did not :saddowns:

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

gee i wonder why

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