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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

They should start badging them as Maxi.

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Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

xzzy posted:

They should start badging them as Maxi.

Like this?

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
It's taken a lot of the charm out of driving them too, the old ones you could get to almost oversteer if the road camber was right because one wheel would be trying to take off and it would load up the others, but now the thing is so huge that the wheels are basically planted all the time. There's one corner on the way from Beachlands to Auckland where you can drift around it in our Clubman because the left rear just isn't touching the ground.

Seriously everyone should drive an old Mini at some point, it's just the best.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Butt Wizard posted:

Seriously everyone should drive an old Mini at some point, it's just the best.

Aren't they absurdly expensive, especially in America where not as many of them were sold?

I'd love to have one someday but it's one of those "it'd be nice" type deals.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

xzzy posted:

Aren't they absurdly expensive, especially in America where not as many of them were sold?

I'd love to have one someday but it's one of those "it'd be nice" type deals.

They're absurdly expensive everywhere these days :( You'll pay $20k NZD for a late 90s Cooper.

Of course if your import laws don't suck then the best thing to do is import one from Japan - they seem to be relatively rust-free (well, as rust free as Minis get, etc).

Bulk Vanderhuge
May 2, 2009

womp womp womp womp
Canada might be a good place to look too, my garage ornament is a 1980 Canadian export model.

A well kept Cooper or early model is going to be expensive no matter what.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

Darchangel posted:

I thought this was pretty cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZlRFsRG6K0

Not your average Porsche enthusiast (he says as much in the video.)

This video is loving awesome and if you're reading this thread you'll probably enjoy watching it.

GoodbyeTurtles
Aug 18, 2012

:suezo:

Butt Wizard posted:

Seriously everyone should drive an old Mini at some point, it's just the best.

Did this today after servicing a 998cc mini mayfair at work, i was grinning like an idiot and laughing like a crazy person the entire time i was out on the road.

Definitely considering buying one as a project/toy.

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

xzzy posted:

Aren't they absurdly expensive, especially in America where not as many of them were sold?

I'd love to have one someday but it's one of those "it'd be nice" type deals.

They're fairly expensive for what they are, I guess that's one reason why the owners are known for reminding everyone they're built by BMW. Nothing about them really stands out at me, especially when the decently fast ones start at 35 grand.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Kenshin posted:

This video is loving awesome and if you're reading this thread you'll probably enjoy watching it.

This is my Most Favorite car ownership video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti0aoGREUKU

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Das Volk posted:

They're fairly expensive for what they are, I guess that's one reason why the owners are known for reminding everyone they're built by BMW. Nothing about them really stands out at me, especially when the decently fast ones start at 35 grand.

Anyone thinking about one of the 'decently fast' ones check out what I just posted to the mechanical failures and reevaluate your position.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3222431&pagenumber=416#lastpost

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Das Volk posted:

They're fairly expensive for what they are, I guess that's one reason why the owners are known for reminding everyone they're built by BMW. Nothing about them really stands out at me, especially when the decently fast ones start at 35 grand.

Meh, the old ones are built with solid precision British, Australian and New Zealand engineering. Or at least they would have been if everyone hadn't been on strike. No one knows who actually made any of the old Minis.

But that isn't to say you can't go hilariously overboard on the A Series engines either:

http://www.twinkam.co.uk/shop/artic...aid%3DSCE002%26

quote:

230+bhp 1293cc/1310cc 16V Full Race – Intecooled (Please call us for exact specification)

Refurbished 16V 'K' Twin Kam Cylinder Head – K1200RS
SC's own Supercharger K Conversion Kit
Rotrex C30-64 Supercharger
SC Race Exhaust Manifold
SC Water and Oil ancillary Kit
SC Typhoon Engine Management System Pre-Mapped for the Engine on an Engine Dynamometer
SC Complete Engine Management Wiring Loom & Sensors
SC Crank Trigger Kit
New Forged Pistons, Pocketed for Valve Clearance
A+ Engine Block - Acid Dipped, Rebored, Honed and Sleeved (if necessary)
Steel Billet Crank, 6” H Beam Conrods with ARP Con-rod Bolts
SC Billet Throttle Bodies with Plenum Chamber, Uprated Fuel Injectors and Fuel Rail
Ultralight Steel Flywheel and Backplate
AP Bonded Rally Clutch Plate, Orange Diaphram and New Release Parts
New Water and Oil Pumps
4 Bolt Centre Main
Wasted Spark Coil Pack and HT Leads
Rebuilt Straight Cut Dog Engagement A+ Gearbox (Choice of Final Drives at extra cost)
4-pin Differential or Quaife ATB Limited Slip Differential

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

I'm sorry, did someone say something about going overboard on a mini?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hCPODjJO7s

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Disgruntled Bovine posted:

I'm sorry, did someone say something about going overboard on a mini?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hCPODjJO7s

Dude, you can't just post videos from those guys. I had a heart palpitation thinking there was a new episode that I somehow missed :smith:

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Carteret posted:

Dude, you can't just post videos from those guys. I had a heart palpitation thinking there was a new episode that I somehow missed :smith:

Transplanting is cheating - A series or nothing.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Way late with this discussion, but:

Powershift posted:

Goonball $3000.

Coast to coast on $3,000. Car, fuel, and repairs included.

Haha, reminds me of something I proposed to IOwnCalculus back when I was trying to dump the FC turbo:

quote:

Here's my crazy idea: a gameshow type thread. The basic goal is to see the RX7 travel down to FL. If it gets relayed that far, then ultimateforce gets it for free. Or some insanely cheap price.

In the thread, I would recruit trustworthy AI posters who're potentially interested buyers. The car starts in Boston. I drive it down toward FL some number of miles. At the end of this leg, the sale price of the car is reduced by... 2 x #miles, or something like that. The driver of the next leg can either buy it at the newly discounted price, or drive it further toward FL. For the second leg of the trip, the car is going to be selling for well less that the cost of the motor and parts, I think.

The idea was to see how cheap it'd have to be for too crazy to become too crazy not to buy. IOC was actually ok with it, but I managed to sell it locally.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Root Bear posted:

GM had a spaceship van fleet of their own in the early 90's :v:








None of them could do cool stoppies, though.
If I owned one of them, I would have stenciled "Columbia", "Atlantis", "Challenger", "Discovery" or "Endeavour" on the side. :usa:

Also, a Ferrari 430 Scuderia drove through my village yesterday. I could still hear it like 2 miles out as it rattled through the gears.

McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


kimbo305 posted:


The idea was to see how cheap it'd have to be for too crazy to become too crazy not to buy. IOC was actually ok with it, but I managed to sell it locally.

Stay tuned for next year - I'll be building a FC for the Grassroots Motorsports $2015 challenge and driving it from Alberta to Florida.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Those guys who did that NSX Senna vid made a new one. I think it's pretty nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVWk-WfdJos

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008

Bape Culture posted:

Those guys who did that NSX Senna vid made a new one. I think it's pretty nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVWk-WfdJos
Interesting.

I'd never seen the NSX Senna one you mentioned, so I looked it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53c6o_cNPEo

The NSX is one of those few cars that will never look bad. And after how many years? And it still looks incredible.

Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

Smart's put out a promo for their next ForTwo and it looks to me like they've realized how bad the first one was so they're actually going to make it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjIvYfME0uA&t=124s
Because bigger is better, always and in every way. I drive a Suburban, I would know.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It better run on rainbows and wishes or there will still be no reason to consent to drive something barely bigger than a fanny pack for such mediocre fuel economy.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

xzzy posted:

It better run on rainbows and wishes or there will still be no reason to consent to drive something barely bigger than a fanny pack for such mediocre fuel economy.
I do like how having only the two seats means the cabin room is equivalent to the front seats of a "normal" car, but the rest of the design is pretty terrible, the materials are extremely low quality on pretty much everything you interact with on the interior, the gearbox is stupid, and so the list continues.

About the only thing they have going for them is that they are very short, but a Toyota iQ is only a foot longer, and feels better in every way, while the Aygo/C1 is two feet longer, but although suffering from obvious cost-cutting on materials, is a genuinely cheap car, so you don't mind as much.

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
Well if it's a nice interior in a small car you want the obvious choice is the Cygnet



Of course, "cheap" might go out the window a little bit but hey!

Who cares if it's an iQ underneath right? :shepspends:

AirRaid fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 13, 2014

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
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Well this is kinda suitable for both awesome and terrible threads... A nice not to hosed with civic but the steel wheels and locking nut bollocks is pretty awful!
http://i.imgur.com/m4rlhXq.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Uk9O1E9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/r2R2Z6H.jpg

And a BMW alpina at an airfield I visited when a friend did a sky dive. That thing looks sweet.

http://i.imgur.com/Z8oyHiN.jpg

Oh and the worlds shittiest picture of a car! It's a bright yellow Lancia integrate that's a customers dd. I want so bad :(

http://i.imgur.com/oTqDJrt.jpg

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


AirRaid posted:

Who cares if it's an iQ underneath right? :shepspends:

Assuming a car buying market world wide of 500 million people

about 499,999,850 people.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

thegasman2000 posted:

Oh and the worlds shittiest picture of a car! It's a bright yellow Lancia integrate that's a customers dd. I want so bad :(

http://i.imgur.com/oTqDJrt.jpg

Integrale - did you happen to see what kind of stitching the seats had?

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

GentlemanofLeisure posted:

Interesting.

I'd never seen the NSX Senna one you mentioned, so I looked it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53c6o_cNPEo

The NSX is one of those few cars that will never look bad. And after how many years? And it still looks incredible.

Here's a fine example I saw just the other day.



It's quite the oddball too. A LHD Acura NSX in Japan (where they were all sold on the Honda label), last registered up in Kobe going by it's plates, but now sitting at a used sports car pro shop in the south of Japan. Almost pristine stock interior except for a rollcage. I'd have loved to hear the story behind it but being a dealership they probably weren't interested in talking if I wasn't interested in buying.

I took a few more pictures at that shop but it was mostly late 90s early 00s JDM stuff that you've all seen a hundred times before.

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
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Butt Wizard posted:

Integrale - did you happen to see what kind of stitching the seats had?

I didn't but it seems like a legit one to me. I am the idiot who bought a hf turbo so know something about them and it looked right. The bloke has enough money to own a clean one too!

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



(from a friend's facebook post)

Now, I know what y'all are going to say, "wrong thread" etc., but you know what? It's a loving stupid dragon tearing rear end through a bright yellow porker turbo, and not only is it funny as hell (though I'm sure that wasn't the owner's intent), it makes Porsche fans angry which is even better.

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

Linedance posted:


(from a friend's facebook post)

Now, I know what y'all are going to say, "wrong thread" etc., but you know what? It's a loving stupid dragon tearing rear end through a bright yellow porker turbo, and not only is it funny as hell (though I'm sure that wasn't the owner's intent), it makes Porsche fans angry which is even better.

It's not like he's going to fit in the rear!

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Das Volk posted:

It's not like he's going to fit in the rear!
Why? You can fit aftermarket dragons to engines if your local laws allow it. Not all states have Smaug checks.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Das Volk posted:

It's not like he's going to fit in the rear!

I beg to differ, if the "dragons loving cars" series is any indicator

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
Saw this guy parked at the mall. I know it's a Maserati but does anyone know the model, specifically? It looks pretty new but I couldn't find a match on the website. My guess is some other generation of Quattroporte.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

rcman50166 posted:

Saw this guy parked at the mall. I know it's a Maserati but does anyone know the model, specifically? It looks pretty new but I couldn't find a match on the website. My guess is some other generation of Quattroporte.


It's a GranTurisimo convertible (GranCabrio outside the US).

High Protein
Jul 12, 2009

rcman50166 posted:

Saw this guy parked at the mall. I know it's a Maserati but does anyone know the model, specifically? It looks pretty new but I couldn't find a match on the website. My guess is some other generation of Quattroporte.



:eng101: 'Quattroporte' means 'four doors'.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


InitialDave posted:

Why? You can fit aftermarket dragons to engines if your local laws allow it. Not all states have Smaug checks.

Well played, sir :golfclap:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

InitialDave posted:

Why? You can fit aftermarket dragons to engines if your local laws allow it. Not all states have Smaug checks.

You bastard. :haw:

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

thegasman2000 posted:

I didn't but it seems like a legit one to me. I am the idiot who bought a hf turbo so know something about them and it looked right. The bloke has enough money to own a clean one too!

I'm not sure how buying an integrale makes you a chump unless you bought one from somewhere that salts their roads. If it had the yellow stitching then there was a high chance of it being a Giallo, those things are rarer than Edizione Finales.

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thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
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:backtowork:

Butt Wizard posted:

I'm not sure how buying an integrale makes you a chump unless you bought one from somewhere that salts their roads. If it had the yellow stitching then there was a high chance of it being a Giallo, those things are rarer than Edizione Finales.

No I bought the rustiest HF turbo in existence... managed to get the motor turning, sat on it for months and flipped it. I loved that car and never got to rev it :(

I will take a look when i next deliver to the guy.

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