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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

RFC2324 posted:

I'm at work again.

So yes.

wooooorrrdddd


edit: this is a loving good snype suck it if you think otherwise



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Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Other hissing bugs would probably be cool, too. A handful of ten lined beetles hissing away would be kind of impressive to kids.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Your niece got to hold a Republican Congressman? What a strange museum.

It actually was in DC but that was a different stop. They also had a walking stick. You know, that thing that blends in with it's surroundings? There's probably a metaphor there, too.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Pick posted:

I wasn't being sarcastic about the roaches either, in terms of good pets for kids they are such an excellent choice. Hard to kill and eat garbage. Like a little tiny crusty dog.

BloodWulfe posted:

real talk hissing cockroaches are awesome critters

i had a job years ago where absolutely no one would touch them unless it was under penalty of being fired

they're super cool wingless buggers, but i guess their climbing abilities, and, uh, being cockroaches, upset most people

These people are correct, hissing cockroaches as pets also help stave off the chance that your kids will grow up scared of bugs.

Also they're adorable. :kimchi:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
walking sticks are great because they're like

"I might move this way" *liiiifts leg*

"nah" *puuuts leg down*

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

These people are correct, hissing cockroaches as pets also help stave off the chance that your kids will grow up scared of bugs.

Also they're adorable. :kimchi:
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That's an important thing, I think. I'm just finally shaking off that socialized "AH EW NO" reaction to bugs. Ladythread has helped. I almost had my very own bathroom spider but he was tiny and has disappeared.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i find praying mantises disturbing, the way they move their heads side to side like humans

very off-putting imo



boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEDkGNAO0As

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Light-Bearer posted:

i find praying mantises disturbing, the way they move their heads side to side like humans

very off-putting imo

I was always scared of them because for years I thought that hurting them was illegal (a teacher said that once) and I thought I might accidentally step on one and then be carted off to jail.

I had one in my garden for a month or so last year. He was huge and hung out with my garden grasshopper.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

this is cool

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
monkey's fat little tomato is now the ladythread mascot

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I don't think this is a genuine crossword puzzle, boom boom boom.

BloodWulfe
Mar 18, 2003

Pick posted:

Just give it a chance. Go into it with wonder and an open mind. Understand it's a game that gets bad reviews, but that reviewers are looking for something you might not be. Realize the story you're playing is fundamentally different than that of DAO, thematically. And enjoy :3:

i can do that

i had a love/hate relationship with a lot of stuff in origins+awakenings, but overall i really enjoyed both of them

if you can tout da2 as a "fundamentally broken in many ways but still wonderful like deadly premonition" game then i'll give it a shot

but if it's no good then you're gonna hear about it >:|

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If you don't like da2 once you've met your buds you can stop, it is a wee slow to start though

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Avshalom posted:

monkey's fat little tomato is now the ladythread mascot

I didn't vote for it!

I like Portals' chubby pallas avatar.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
What is the most pleasurable fruit/vegetable for sticking in ones cooter? A sturdy bannana? A cucumber??

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Mango. Pineapple if ya freaky.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Corn Thongs posted:

Mango. Pineapple if ya freaky.

Owwwww

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
starfruit
nice contours

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Well as far as masturbation aids go, it goes like this.


For a genuine dildo you want a sturdy carrot or zuccini. Cucumber for the megadong.

A potato can be fashioned into a really good buttplug but you should wrap it in something before insertion.

Bananas are good fleshlights, but be careful if you decide to microwave it.

BloodWulfe
Mar 18, 2003

Pick posted:

walking sticks are great because they're like

"I might move this way" *liiiifts leg*

"nah" *puuuts leg down*

yessss!

same deal as hissing cockroaches, no one would hang out with the stick bugs unless threatened

stick bugs are awesome :3: they just sort of chill on whatever surface they're on, and sometimes walk a tiny bit, but mostly stay still and pretend their camouflage is working on my hand or desk or whatever

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

food

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
The most pleasurable fruit. Never forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKLD3ugJYA

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

BloodWulfe posted:

yessss!

same deal as hissing cockroaches, no one would hang out with the stick bugs unless threatened

stick bugs are awesome :3: they just sort of chill on whatever surface they're on, and sometimes walk a tiny bit, but mostly stay still and pretend their camouflage is working on my hand or desk or whatever

I deffo look like this wire mesh

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

A potato will get lost in your butt.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Motherfucker posted:

What is the most pleasurable fruit/vegetable for sticking in ones cooter? A sturdy bannana? A cucumber??
a cactus

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

a good bug
flamboyant

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Corn Thongs posted:

A potato will get lost in your butt.

You carve it like a buttplug. Thinner part with a thick end.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

stimulated emission posted:


a good bug
flamboyant

Designer bugges

BloodWulfe
Mar 18, 2003

Corn Thongs posted:

A potato will get lost in your butt.

purchase a sack of potatoes and discard any that don't flare at the base

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

BloodWulfe posted:

purchase a sack of potatoes and discard any that don't flare at the base

You could eat those ones

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the last party of nieces and nephews (4 and 2 respectively) got recalled by their mom and had to leave today

they were originally going to stay till august

now i am all alone in this big empty quiet house

i am sad and lonely :smith:



Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Heres a girl thing that happens: your facebook friends' brothers add you because you're a girl and they see a girls picture that makes them horny?

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Pick posted:

You could eat those ones

If a potato ain't good enough to put in my butt, it ain't good enough for eating.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

WEREWAIF posted:

Heres a girl thing that happens: your facebook friends' brothers add you because you're a girl and they see a girls picture that makes them horny?

its true, pictures of girls make me horny.

BloodWulfe
Mar 18, 2003

stimulated emission posted:


a good bug
flamboyant

that is an amazing mantis

i really like the various flower mantises, they have incredible camouflage colorations

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Captain Candiru posted:

Bananas are good fleshlights, but be careful if you decide to microwave it.

How does this work? I need to know for a project.

BloodWulfe
Mar 18, 2003

Pick posted:

You could eat those ones

maybe plebeians could eat those

i only eat butt plug shaped potatoes

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Motherfucker posted:

its true, pictures of girls make me horny.

What happens when you see a pic of a woman

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