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Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

RFC2324 posted:

How does this work? I need to know for a project.

Well, you can just chop off and end and jam your dick in it until the flesh comes out like a creampie fantasy I guess but usually you squish out room for your dick and then go to town.

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stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

RFC2324 posted:

How does this work? I need to know for a project.

1) open the banana
2) put ur dick in it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

BloodWulfe posted:

maybe plebeians could eat those

i only eat butt plug shaped potatoes

I didn't know you were gentry

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

boioioioioioing

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Al Cowens posted:


boioioioioioing

:bigtran:

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Captain Candiru posted:

Well, you can just chop off and end and jam your dick in it until the flesh comes out like a creampie fantasy I guess but usually you squish out room for your dick and then go to town.

Specifically, chop off the end of the banana. Not your penis.

And don't cut into the banana if it's on your penis.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

stimulated emission posted:

1) open the banana
2) put ur dick in it

This did not occur to me. Where do I find such large bananas, the ones I always see at the store are pretty skinny for this.

Or we can take this derail to manthread

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
BananaFucking 101

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
No way, women need to know that there's more than just grapefruit.

BloodWulfe
Mar 18, 2003

Pick posted:

I didn't know you were gentry

richtig adelstand through and through

i only eat foods shaped like dongers

served on plates also shaped like dongers

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Al Cowens posted:


boioioioioioing

:P

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
well thats 600 posts i'll never read.

Hows' the wine, crew?

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

ladyboy pancake posted:

well thats 600 posts i'll never read.

Hows' the wine, crew?

i'm drinking beer and everything sucks

the beer is ok though, sam admas summer poo poo



RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Captain Candiru posted:

No way, women need to know that there's more than just grapefruit.

but its so tasty!

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Once, twice, sometimes a lady

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm eating pizza and drawing a fat man in a seductive pose atop a mountain of writhing dongs

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

ladyboy pancake posted:

well thats 600 posts i'll never read.

Hows' the wine, crew?
dubstep psyops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl1-4x8-59E

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

ladyboy pancake posted:

well thats 600 posts i'll never read.

Hows' the wine, crew?

I'm about to crack open a beer.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Avshalom posted:

i'm eating pizza and drawing a fat man in a seductive pose atop a mountain of writhing dongs

do you take requests

i will give you a forum gift of your choice if you draw a thing for me



Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Light-Bearer posted:

do you take requests

i will give you a forum gift of your choice if you draw a thing for me
i need a re-reg sugar daddy so, what do you want me to draw?

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
why aren't all you lame assholes using your sigs

loving punk bitch pussies, not siggin it up in here

real ladies be ashamed of that poo poo



stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
i dont even have a sig

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


stimulated emission posted:

i dont even have a sig

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Avshalom posted:

i need a re-reg sugar daddy so, what do you want me to draw?

you know Sid Vicious's old av, the sonic one?



Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

stimulated emission posted:

i dont even have a sig

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Avshalom posted:

i'm eating pizza and drawing a fat man in a seductive pose atop a mountain of writhing dongs

is he loving a banana?

Will you post the pic?

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

stimulated emission posted:

i dont even have a sig


scrub lover is good

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
ugh

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

RFC2324 posted:

is he loving a banana?

Will you post the pic?
maybe and yes, respectively

Light-Bearer posted:

you know Sid Vicious's old av, the sonic one?
yes...?

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
wow u guys

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
excellent good work ladies so far keep it up


i was wanting a cartoon of that in that style but instead of sonic it would be an old timey hobo with a five-o'clock shadow in the 1920s style cartoon and instead of a gold ring he is beaming at a glowing bottle of hooch

is that do-able



MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Poopkitty i tried to send you a dirty pm but it was so packed full of sexiness it made the awful app crash

I also havent figured out how to read my pms with this app, is that not a feature or am i dumb

Being back in my hometown is weird

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Light-Bearer posted:

i was wanting a cartoon of that in that style but instead of sonic it would be an old timey hobo with a five-o'clock shadow in the 1920s style cartoon and instead of a gold ring he is beaming at a glowing bottle of hooch

is that do-able
yes

let me finish my seductive fat dong lord and then i'll look into that for you

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Light-Bearer posted:

excellent good work ladies so far keep it up


i was wanting a cartoon of that in that style but instead of sonic it would be an old timey hobo with a five-o'clock shadow in the 1920s style cartoon and instead of a gold ring he is beaming at a glowing bottle of hooch

is that do-able

like this



MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
also did i see the words 'sugar daddy'

I need one of those

Preferably one thats semi attractive or about t

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Avshalom posted:

yes

let me finish my seductive fat dong lord and then i'll look into that for you

thanks



stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

i wish i could find just the gif part of this w/o the tumblr but here u go

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Avshalom posted:

maybe and yes, respectively

yes...?

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