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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

thegasman2000 posted:

No I bought the rustiest HF turbo in existence... managed to get the motor turning, sat on it for months and flipped it. I loved that car and never got to rev it :(

I will take a look when i next deliver to the guy.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm trying to buy a hot hatch from a guy in Italy sight-unseen that will probably end the same way.

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
crosspost from the photos from the road thread: drag racin' trucks, in France for some reason. Watch them twist a steer wheel off the ground with chassis flex from engine torque :haw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPTDlNmValk

bonus: Viper and Viper driver both trying to kill each other and themselves at 1:00

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

atomicthumbs posted:

in France for some reason

You know there's places that aren't France where French is the prevailing language right?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tommychu posted:

You know there's places that aren't France where French is the prevailing language right?

Quebec doesn't count.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Falken posted:

If I owned one of them, I would have stenciled "Columbia", "Atlantis", "Challenger", "Discovery" or "Endeavour" on the side. :usa:

Reminds me of a friend I had in high school:

He had an early/mid '80s Ford station wagon with the wood paneling that he bought (very) used, ripped off the hubcaps and then spray painted "Honkey Lips" down the side of it a la National Lampoon's Vacation. This was in the early '90s, so there were no digital cameras and we can't find the original photos of it.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Found this buried way back in the schadenfreude thread in PYF, figured it was worth sharing here.

Lurch posted:


SA Police Facebook posted:

A hoon driver has lost his car for 28 days after laying 94 metres of rubber in front of a police patrol last night.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=623405857736760&set=a.147239112020106.37142.101740356569982&type=1

Not really huge news but I think the photo just nails it.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Rhyno posted:

Quebec doesn't count.

Quebec is basically a big cold French version of Florida though, and is thus the only place in the world a race like this could happen (on an annual basis) in this decade... so I'm not quite seeing your point.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

13 INCH DICK posted:

Found this buried way back in the schadenfreude thread in PYF, figured it was worth sharing here.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=623405857736760&set=a.147239112020106.37142.101740356569982&type=1

Not really huge news but I think the photo just nails it.
[/quote]

310ft of burnout, not bad. not bad.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


BlackMK4 posted:

310ft of burnout, not bad. not bad.

We all know this is the best one, speedbumps and all...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOOOHX9DnOg

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I wish there was a [silver fern flag behind a crying kiwi] emote. I would be using it now.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Slavvy posted:

I wish there was a [silver fern flag behind a crying kiwi] emote. I would be using it now.

How about this? :parrot:

e: Actual content - I spent today watching all eight of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1IPc1-LGI

Butt Wizard fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Jul 15, 2014

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




88h88 posted:

We all know this is the best one, speedbumps and all...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOOOHX9DnOg

I was looking for this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebzAIZEfxQ

found this one instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6D6thcWKAM

KillaZilla
Jan 30, 2003

88h88 posted:

We all know this is the best one, speedbumps and all...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOOOHX9DnOg

As a former 13B Turbo RX3 Coupe owner I approve of this how to drive video. As an Australian though I feel these drivers could learn a thing or two about burnouts.

These instructional videos would be a good place to start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNnsDatf0Hk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL2rDMAraDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbnVb3MNRHk

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I approve. I do however feel like you've missed out an exemplary example of hoonery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfFTOUfhOu8

KillaZilla
Jan 30, 2003

88h88 posted:

I approve. I do however feel like you've missed out an exemplary example of hoonery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfFTOUfhOu8
:australia:

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Butt Wizard posted:

e: Actual content - I spent today watching all eight of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1IPc1-LGI

Aww yiss, st205. Seriously somebody needs to lock the Toyota designers in a room for 24 hours with nothing for entertainment but DVDs of every cool thing they made in the 90s. And DVD cases for the final Celica and MR2 but the cases are just filled with spiders and surstromming. :colbert:

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
F-35 edition Mustang.



http://mustangsdaily.com/blog/2014/07/14/ford-to-build-and-auction-off-f-35-themed-2015-mustang-for-eaa-airventure/

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!


It looks to be an aftermarket top on close inspection. I guess it's the older 2-door Unlimited, though I didn't think they were quite that long. Maybe I'm just nostalgic for the old Scrambler but I dig it.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Q_res posted:



It looks to be an aftermarket top on close inspection. I guess it's the older 2-door Unlimited, though I didn't think they were quite that long. Maybe I'm just nostalgic for the old Scrambler but I dig it.

It's a Mopar thing you can get.

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/12/14/mopar-pickup-kit-for-jeep-wrangler-a-hot-seller-coming-early/

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

So how'd they score that run? BTG or MPG?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Slavvy posted:

I wish there was a [silver fern flag behind a crying kiwi] emote. I would be using it now.

Pretty sure we used to have :kiwi: which was just that, but it seems to be gone.

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

So the unibody will crack, it's too heavy, it overheats and there are ECU problems? :v:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


xzzy posted:

So how'd they score that run? BTG or MPG?

By the number of cars stuck behind the oblivious driver

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
Some sweet Porsches outside where I had lunch today. Too bad the 356 was missing the sweet-rear end hubcaps, otherwise they are mint.






Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awArTC8iQ3Q

Volume must be cranked to properly appreciate this.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Motronic posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awArTC8iQ3Q

Volume must be cranked to properly appreciate this.

Beat me to it.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


88h88 posted:

I approve. I do however feel like you've missed out an exemplary example of hoonery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfFTOUfhOu8

Amateurs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smj6BceU0u0&t=60s

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Mister Kingdom posted:

How is that compared to its previous incarnation?



That was what my parents bought to replace their Honda Hatchwagon when I was but a wee child. Icemaker and all. IT had a recall because the engines had a habit of catching fire and instantly roasting the occupants.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Das Volk posted:

So the unibody will crack, it's too heavy, it overheats and there are ECU problems? :v:

Don't forget the engine catching fire.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Can't drive it more than two hours before a major malfunction.


Oh wait, that's most American cars

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

RillAkBea posted:

Aww yiss, st205. Seriously somebody needs to lock the Toyota designers in a room for 24 hours with nothing for entertainment but DVDs of every cool thing they made in the 90s. And DVD cases for the final Celica and MR2 but the cases are just filled with spiders and surstromming. :colbert:

I kind of liked the seventh gen Celica but god drat did it need AWD and turbocharging. It's a shame because it apparently handles outrageously well too, although I guess that might be in part due to not having a huge weighty diff in the rear.

Even so, I had an ST205 remote control car as a kid which I bet my parents are ruing because it's had some consequences in later life:

Butt Wizard fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Jul 16, 2014

BoostCreep
May 3, 2004

Might I ask where you keep your forced induction accessories?
Grimey Drawer
This could go in the Terrible thread due to that "cage" or "roll bars" or whatever it is and the fact that it looks like an otherwise mint FSJ that got hacked up.

But then again, it takes a certain AI mentality to do something like this, and drive it on the highway, barefoot, and with no side mirrors, so I'll put it here.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

InitialDave posted:

Probably is, probably didn't!

On the way home, I saw a few challenge trucks coming back from their weekend play, too:

Is that the new Ranger? I've never seen that particular Ford truck before!

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

N is for Nipples posted:

Is that the new Ranger? I've never seen that particular Ford truck before!


Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

It's the revenge of the Explorer Sport Trac!

Don't they all share the same parts?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Want your truck to look tough? Bolt a bunch of plastic to it! :black101:

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

BoostCreep posted:

This could go in the Terrible thread due to that "cage" or "roll bars" or whatever it is and the fact that it looks like an otherwise mint FSJ that got hacked up.

But then again, it takes a certain AI mentality to do something like this, and drive it on the highway, barefoot, and with no side mirrors, so I'll put it here.



If this was a rollover, it is loving awesome car poo poo.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Wasabi the J posted:

It's the revenge of the Explorer Sport Trac!

Don't they all share the same parts?

That's the Ranger the rest of the world gets, it has nothing to do with the '98-'11 Ranger that the old Explorer and Sport Trac were last related to.

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Jonny Nox posted:

I was looking for this video
found this one instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6D6thcWKAM

I really admire the Colin McRae-like cornering skills that the guy in the Charger pulls off at 3:50 in. Best part is the guy yelling "poo poo!"

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