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qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Cardboard Box A posted:

There's gotta be at least a few icons from Windows 3.1 still in there right?

I'm moderately sure the icon for regedit.exe hasn't changed since 3.1

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Fabricated posted:

For some reason Microsoft just never sees fit to update all of the icons used by the base OS. Windows 9 will probably have some slightly new visual style to it by the time it comes out so it'll be even more of a mess visually

nono

flat icons open in the metro environment
3d icons open in the legacy desktop

they just have flat icons living in both metro and legacy, and 3d icons living in both metro and legacy

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


has anyone said



windows 7 also had a challenger mindset

yet

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

flakeloaf posted:

has anyone said



windows 7 also had a challenger mindset

yet

Microsoft Space Program Status: Developing a Challenger Mindset

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




flakeloaf posted:

has anyone said



american apparel did on twitter



in the twitter manager's "not american and born after the disaster"'s defense, it is a pretty impressive explosion in the sky

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

not american and born after the disaster but before reverse image search

then again we have indian folks naming things adolf hitler so

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Speaking of Challenger Disaster Mindsets

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-07-15/microsoft-said-to-announce-job-cuts-as-soon-as-this-week.html



"Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) is planning its biggest round of job cuts in five years, as the software maker looks to slim down and integrate Nokia Oyj’s handset unit, people with knowledge of the company’s plans said.

The reductions -- which may be unveiled as soon as this week -- will probably be in areas such as Nokia and divisions of Microsoft that overlap with that business, as well as marketing and engineering, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the plans aren’t public. The restructuring may end up being the biggest in Microsoft history, topping the 5,800 jobs cut in 2009, two of the people said. Some details are still being worked out, two of the people said.

...

Some of the job cuts will be in marketing departments for businesses such as the global Xbox team, said the people."




edit:

Assepoester fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jul 15, 2014

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Cardboard Box A posted:

Speaking of Challenger Disaster Mindsets

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-07-15/microsoft-said-to-announce-job-cuts-as-soon-as-this-week.html



"Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) is planning its biggest round of job cuts in five years, as the software maker looks to slim down and integrate Nokia Oyj’s handset unit, people with knowledge of the company’s plans said.

The reductions -- which may be unveiled as soon as this week -- will probably be in areas such as Nokia and divisions of Microsoft that overlap with that business, as well as marketing and engineering, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the plans aren’t public. The restructuring may end up being the biggest in Microsoft history, topping the 5,800 jobs cut in 2009, two of the people said. Some details are still being worked out, two of the people said.

...

Some of the job cuts will be in marketing departments for businesses such as the global Xbox team, said the people."


lol if you're on the xbox team and haven't kept your resume up to date as of this morning.

master of the sea
Apr 16, 2003

*skweeeeeee*

Cardboard Box A posted:

Speaking of Challenger Disaster Mindsets

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-07-15/microsoft-said-to-announce-job-cuts-as-soon-as-this-week.html



"Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) is planning its biggest round of job cuts in five years, as the software maker looks to slim down and integrate Nokia Oyj’s handset unit, people with knowledge of the company’s plans said.

The reductions -- which may be unveiled as soon as this week -- will probably be in areas such as Nokia and divisions of Microsoft that overlap with that business, as well as marketing and engineering, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the plans aren’t public. The restructuring may end up being the biggest in Microsoft history, topping the 5,800 jobs cut in 2009, two of the people said. Some details are still being worked out, two of the people said.

...

Some of the job cuts will be in marketing departments for businesses such as the global Xbox team, said the people."


i'm the people

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

lol if you're on the xbox team

this

also ms just stop the phone thing is not going to happen for you

if your business model says "one day we'll be as successful as android" on it just set it on fire then eat it

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
it's kinda weird how hard "refocus on software and the stuff that actually makes money" seems to be for microsoft to grasp

but nah let's just do a really bad job spending zillions of dollars trying to force our way into hardware markets

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Fabricated posted:

but nah let's just do a really bad job spending zillions of dollars trying to force our way into hardware markets

synchronized dub step dancing really makes me want a surface. click in. do more

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

graph posted:

synchronized dub step dancing really makes me want a surface. click in. do more

oh yeah let's also piss off every hardware vendor who subsidizes our existence by making our own hardware too

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
im glad they moved away from the dub step dancing to blast the world cup ads with Business Guy Doing Stuff. :slams enter key on touch pad:

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
I can't wait for the impending announcement that Microsoft is changing it's name to Microhard.

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
I legit think that this version of the start menu is worse looking than the start screen

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

metro tiles are a bad idea that they're going to cling to all the way down

they're not even that good of an idea on a phone, it's just widgets in a grid

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
they added 30,000 employees with the Nokia purchase, lollin' if you think 5000 cuts will make a difference. MS should cut 50,000 (from the top down)

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

Scott Forstall posted:

they added 30,000 employees with the Nokia purchase, lollin' if you think 5000 cuts will make a difference. MS should cut 50,000 (from the top down)

do u know where the real scott forstall is?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

qirex posted:

metro tiles are a bad idea that they're going to cling to all the way down

they're not even that good of an idea on a phone, it's just widgets in a grid

im still utterly baffled that they decided to ignore the beta outcry and shove the start screen down desktop users' throats, only to turn around and backtrack after the damage was already done

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

cremnob posted:

do u know where the real scott forstall is?

isnt he working on tizen

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

im still utterly baffled that they decided to ignore the beta outcry and shove the start screen down desktop users' throats, only to turn around and backtrack after the damage was already done

for both this and the xbox drm fiasco they only backtracked when people were demonstrably not buying/pre-ordering it. microsoft gives no fucks about customer satisfaction until it impacts their bottom line

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Ocrassus posted:

I can't wait for the impending announcement that Microsoft is changing it's name to Microhard.

dsyp

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

I don't know what this means halp.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

im still utterly baffled that they decided to ignore the beta outcry and shove the start screen down desktop users' throats, only to turn around and backtrack after the damage was already done
I think regardless of user feedback they felt pot committed to the Start Screen/Metro look and any negative feedback would only be used to "adjust" it; no amount of criticism from beta users was going to get them to scrap it because it was the only major "vision" they seemed to have for win8.

I mean, if you remove it you have uh...Win7 with some minor ui tweaks/bug fixes

which is literally all anyone really wanted but how do you market THAT with half a billion dollars?

Win8: Slightly better!

Win8: Not changed enough to scare you!

Win8: Still runs office! :ins:

Fabricated fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jul 15, 2014

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

univbee posted:

for both this and the xbox drm fiasco they only backtracked when people were demonstrably not buying/pre-ordering it. microsoft gives no fucks about customer satisfaction until it impacts their bottom line

right, but you'd think someone at MS could correlate "this much beta tester pushback" to "this much lost sales" especially after vista

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Fabricated posted:

Win8: Slightly better!

Win8: Not changed enough to scare you!

Win8: Still runs office! :ins:

those are all pretty good reasons to buy this hypothetical windows 8

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Fabricated posted:

which is literally all anyone really wanted but how do you market THAT with half a billion dollars?
I think the win 95 launch broke their brains and they've been trying to recapture that ever since even though most of their customers don't want a reinvented computer experience every 3-5 years

you can make shitloads of money without ever being cool or exciting but marketers gotta market so if you hire literally tens of thousands of them this is going to happen

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
the problem is that they know some ideas are absolutely good, but they tie it in with some other hosed up poo poo to ruin it.

Windows Store: good idea. Tying the windows store to windows 8 and the ui everyone hates: bad idea.
Account Based Steam style DRM for xbox: good idea. Releasing only the negative information about your DRM at your launch event: bad idea.
Using xbox to own the living room: good idea. Trying to own the living room by making xbox gamerz only: bad idea.
Making the xbox a pc: good idea. Making the xbox a pc and then breaking certain parts to make it a hosed up, lovely, and more expensive pc: bad idea.
Making a laptop that doesn't suck: good idea. Making a laptop/tablet hybrid: bad idea.


and on and on and on

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

So in 25 years user interfaces have progressed from flat, rounded, pseudo-3d, and back to flat again. can't wait for rounded again

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Fabricated posted:

I think regardless of user feedback they felt pot committed to the Start Screen/Metro look and any negative feedback would only be used to "adjust" it; no amount of criticism from beta users was going to get them to scrap it because it was the only major "vision" they seemed to have for win8.

I mean, if you remove it you have uh...Win7 with some minor ui tweaks/bug fixes

which is literally all anyone really wanted but how do you market THAT with half a billion dollars?

Win8: Slightly better!

Win8: Not changed enough to scare you!

Win8: Still runs office! :ins:

Windows8: faster and comes on your new pc. its also cheaper because we didn't waste any money on marketing

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

qirex posted:

I think the win 95 launch broke their brains and they've been trying to recapture that ever since even though most of their customers don't want a reinvented computer experience every 3-5 years

you can make shitloads of money without ever being cool or exciting but marketers gotta market so if you hire literally tens of thousands of them this is going to happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Luigi Thirty posted:

So in 25 years user interfaces have progressed from flat, rounded, pseudo-3d, and back to flat again. can't wait for rounded again
Drop shadows will triumphantly return some day

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

windows 8 is so ugly everything is rectangles. not a shadow to be seen. save us with your RoundedRects timb

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

flat design is more difficult to do well because you can't depend on the contextual cues that you used to and laffo if you think microsoft can ever make it not terrible, apple's been struggling with the same problem for 2 years now

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Fabricated posted:

Drop shadows will triumphantly return some day

os x already has that

taco_fox
Dec 14, 2005

flat, low contrast UI design is loving terrible and gently caress anyone who thinks otherwise

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

qirex posted:

metro tiles are a bad idea that they're going to cling to all the way down

they're not even that good of an idea on a phone, it's just widgets in a grid

meh, in practice they actually work pretty well in terms of at a glance info and ease of access to commonly used apps/tasks. it's customizable enough to be useful (size and location, with detail based on widget size) without being android levels of loving retarded

it's not mindblowing or anything but it's the best widget implementation i've used

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

thing is metro can almost work. minus metro apps, or have desktop/metro as one with a button to switch?
or if the metro apps weren't insultingly feature-sparse.

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