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Mosquito bites got you down? Just eat a bag of Oreos off the floor like a animal you loving piece of poo poo. #lifehacks
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FuhrerHat posted:Mosquito bites got you down? Just eat a bag of Oreos off the floor like a animal you loving piece of poo poo. You'll ingest natural antihistamines and detoxifiers from the environment around you!
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Jul 16, 2014 09:30
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lifehack: when eating oreos, don't use milk, crunch them up thoroughly using just your front teeth and never brush your teeth again
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Jul 16, 2014 10:11
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This seems unethical. 
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Jul 16, 2014 16:08
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razorrozar posted:This seems unethical. Cant say I get this one?
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Jul 16, 2014 16:29
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Nutsngum posted:Cant say I get this one? "Please officer, don't give me a ticket...I've just been fired"
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Jul 16, 2014 16:32
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Nutsngum posted:Cant say I get this one? Don't worry it's a tough one. My dog had no idea either.
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Jul 16, 2014 17:09
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sorry officer, i just got fired from my job as executive calculator operator
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Jul 16, 2014 17:42
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Washing up liquid also works for most stings, bites and even the kinds of burns you'll get from an oven. No idea why, a friend told me this after she'd worked in a bakery for a while.
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Jul 16, 2014 19:04
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lenoon posted:Washing up liquid also works for most stings, bites and even the kinds of burns you'll get from an oven. No idea why, a friend told me this after she'd worked in a bakery for a while. You can even use it to wash spoons.
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Jul 16, 2014 19:46
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I successfully was able to get a free drink in one type of pop machine. I forget the exact mechanism but it was one of those odd ones that had the arm that would grab the bottle from the shelf and drop it in a little compartment. All you would have to do is repeatedly push another dollar in and out of the slot while it was getting your drink, and it would spit out the original dollar. I've never tried it again on another machine, but that was fun. Probably specific to that model, but give it a try if you want. I have no idea how my friend found out.
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Jul 16, 2014 20:01
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My method for dealing with mosquito bites is to scratch until I break the skin and apply hand sanitizer. Once the stinging stops the bite doesn't itch again for another five minutes or so. It's not a very good method so I guess it fits into this thread. Hand sanitizer is also really good to put on scratches, especially cat scratches. It stings but the scratch heals much faster.
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Jul 16, 2014 20:15
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RCarr posted:Don't worry it's a tough one. My dog had no idea either. Is your police force corrupt enough where one might even reasonably think they would ever let someone off for such a reason?
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Jul 16, 2014 20:21
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Nutsngum posted:Is your police force corrupt enough where one might even reasonably think they would ever let someone off for such a reason? Corrupt? Dude if a cop pulls you over for doing a California Stop because he's low on his ticket quota, then you say "sorry I just have a lot on my mind, I just got fired, I'll be more careful" and he lets you off with a warning, that's not corruption. That's just having some sympathy.
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Jul 16, 2014 20:24
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Nutsngum posted:Is your police force corrupt enough where one might even reasonably think they would ever let someone off for such a reason? I don't know if you are trolling or just plain crazy, but cops let people go for a lot less all the time. Edit: Guess you are just real mad for not understanding a simple concept. RCarr has a new favorite as of 20:41 on Jul 16, 2014 |
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Jul 16, 2014 20:35
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razorrozar posted:This seems unethical. I've seen this one mentioned before. As it turned out the cop had seen this hack too, so it didn't work.
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Jul 16, 2014 21:55
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Dr Snofeld posted:I've seen this one mentioned before. As it turned out the cop had seen this hack too, so it didn't work. Yeah apparently they posted that on reddit an a short time later a cop posted on there with something like "Cops read reddit too" showing him stopping a dude who tried to pull that one if I recall corectly E: Have some Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 22:09 on Jul 16, 2014 |
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Jul 16, 2014 22:04
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Ah yes, the life hack of "put food in dough, then cook it"
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Jul 16, 2014 22:20
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stratdax posted:Corrupt? Dude if a cop pulls you over for doing a California Stop because he's low on his ticket quota, then you say "sorry I just have a lot on my mind, I just got fired, I'll be more careful" and he lets you off with a warning, that's not corruption. That's just having some sympathy. He probably just thought the idea was to bribe the cop with office supplies from the box. "Officer, maybe we could find a mutually beneficial solution to this situation?" *Pulls out optical mouse by its cord*
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Jul 17, 2014 00:36
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This one doesn't look bad until you go to the link and find the rest of the image 
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Jul 17, 2014 00:52
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I don't get it? It's just a couple cookies stuck together with frosting that have candy in the middle.
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Jul 17, 2014 01:10
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To be fair, one of the first things the guy says is "I don't consider these to be lifehacks, they're just easy recipes I think people should know".
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Jul 17, 2014 01:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Td5uMB_vQquote:If someone used this in a confined space or got in the floor with it they would probably go to sleep and never wake up. At the very least, they would probably kill their pets. quote:You really shouldn't keep this video up, dry ice is solid carbon dioxide, and it's lethal in large amounts Aphtonites has a new favorite as of 02:00 on Jul 17, 2014 |
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Jul 17, 2014 01:57
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Dry ice is also expensive as gently caress. And yes, you can knock yourself out with it. Theatrical foggers use it as "fuel" and while messing with one during a rehearsal I almost managed to knock myself out. I was fussing with some fitting under a stage and didn't come up for air often enough.
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Jul 17, 2014 02:08
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Rinsing loving spoons
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Jul 17, 2014 02:41
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Three quarters of my job is riding up and down in elevators, so I've tried a lot of the elevator tricks in here. As far as I can tell, here is what works: It's got to be a big building. Big enough that it should it's own freight elevator. If it does, none of those tricks will work because the guys causing problems (the people delivering/moving poo poo) will be using their own elevator and nobody's important enough to rate the "express" tricks in average office building. If a client owns the building (eg, an AT&T building that's 80% AT&T occupied) they may have special combinations to skip floors, but if it's that big it's probably got a freight. If it's a big building (25+ floors) that's not singularly occupied, but WITHOUT a freight elevator, one or more of those tricks will work. The guys making deliveries will be told to use those tricks (Floor + door close, double tap floor, press and hold floor) will probably work. If those work, double pressing a floor will probably cancel the floor selection as well. Otherwise, we just contact security, and they give us an elevator key so we can just lock the drat thing off and go directly from wherever we unload from to the floor we're working on, no funny business involved.
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Jul 17, 2014 03:02
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Brush your teeth and piss in the shower.
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Jul 17, 2014 03:22
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Brush your teeth and piss in the shower. At the same time? I don't know if this is blurry because it was vibrating or because the picture was taken with a potato. 
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Jul 17, 2014 03:27
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Caedus posted:If it's a big building (25+ floors) that's not singularly occupied, but WITHOUT a freight elevator, one or more of those tricks will work. The guys making deliveries will be told to use those tricks (Floor + door close, double tap floor, press and hold floor) will probably work. If those work, double pressing a floor will probably cancel the floor selection as well. Another one I've seen in large buildings is having banks of elevators that only serve certain floors. I support a client in downtown Pittsburgh that has their data center on the 18th floor of their building. When you enter the elevator lobby the elevators on the left serve floors 1-15, the elevators on the left are only for 16-30 and go really loving fast up or down the first 16 floors, pretty much eliminating the need for some kind of express bypass code.
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Jul 17, 2014 05:11
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Brush your teeth and piss in the shower. I had a roommate who always did that. The first one, at least. According to him it saved time.
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Jul 17, 2014 05:14
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:I had a roommate who always did that. The first one, at least. According to him it saved time. I shave, piss and brush in my shower. Saves time and water.
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Jul 17, 2014 06:07
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Power_of_the_glory posted:I shave, piss and brush in my shower. Saves time and water. You can also masturbate! Just another lifehack, everyone. You're welcome.
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Jul 17, 2014 06:23
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razorrozar posted:I don't know if this is blurry because it was vibrating or because the picture was taken with a potato. that's a pretty expensive alternative to douching e: RatHat posted:I don't get it? It's just a couple cookies stuck together with frosting that have candy in the middle. The rainbow thing looks totally fine, it's the decorative cumtrail I'm concerned about
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Jul 17, 2014 07:24
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Rad Tad posted:The rainbow thing looks totally fine, it's the decorative cumtrail I'm concerned about Seriously? It's just sugar glaze/icing. Have you never seen a cinnamon roll or anything?
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Jul 17, 2014 07:50
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AngryRobotsInc posted:Seriously? It's just sugar glaze/icing. Have you never seen a cinnamon roll or anything? i dont know what food looks like but i sure as gently caress know what cum looks like
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Jul 17, 2014 08:06
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whoah icing sounds way better than cum. Lifehacks coming from within the thread
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Jul 17, 2014 08:07
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Rad Tad posted:whoah icing sounds way better than cum. Lifehacks coming from within the thread Lifehack: ejaculate icing instead of cum. Your partner will love it!
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:I had a roommate who always did that. The first one, at least. According to him it saved time. It doesn't, though. If it takes three minutes to brush your teeth, it takes three minutes whether you do it in the shower or out of the shower. In the shower just wastes MORE water. Same with shaving in the shower. Pissing in the shower, on the other hand, is perfectly acceptable.
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