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DrBouvenstein posted:It doesn't, though. If it takes three minutes to brush your teeth, it takes three minutes whether you do it in the shower or out of the shower. In the shower just wastes MORE water. If you have the coordination to brush your teeth and wash another part of your body at the same time, then it's faster. I wouldn't even try shaving and washing up, though: that sounds like a bad idea.
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:I had a roommate who always did that. The first one, at least. According to him it saved time. I do it. It doesn't save time at all. It's so I get to spend more time in the shower. Hot water feels nice.
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DrBouvenstein posted:It doesn't, though. If it takes three minutes to brush your teeth, it takes three minutes whether you do it in the shower or out of the shower. In the shower just wastes MORE water. What if you washed yourself with one hand, and brushed your teeth with the other. Both activities would take longer that way but I bet there'd still be a net gain. edit: beaten
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Little Blue Couch posted:What if you washed yourself with one hand, and brushed your teeth with the other. Both activities would take longer that way but I bet there'd still be a net gain. But if you use one hand, it takes twice as long, therefore you lose all the time savings. Here is the real life hack: razorrozar posted:At the same time? Use a suction cup dildo for the attachment, put it up in your shower at head level. Brush your teeth hand's free while you wash your body with both hands.
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nerox posted:Use a suction cup dildo for the attachment, put it up in your shower at head level. Brush your teeth hand's free while you wash your body with both hands.  That mental image made me laugh like a goddamn moron.
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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But every once in a while... It's a lifehack.
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stratdax posted:Corrupt? Dude if a cop pulls you over for doing a California Stop because he's low on his ticket quota, then you say "sorry I just have a lot on my mind, I just got fired, I'll be more careful" and he lets you off with a warning, that's not corruption. That's just having some sympathy. You dont really get off for poo poo like that in Australia unless you've got basically no record. RCarr posted:I don't know if you are trolling or just plain crazy, but cops let people go for a lot less all the time. I understand this is the awful lifehacker thread, but that's a pretty stupid rear end stretch all things considered.
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Nutsngum posted:You dont really get off for poo poo like that in Australia unless you've got basically no record. Our next door neighbors are cops and we get invited to quite a few parties, BBQ's etc. Due to being incorrectly charged with using a mobile phone whilst driving, I made a point of asking every different cop what I need to do to get let off such a ticket, knowing that I would go to court with my phone records and get off it anyways. Once a cop sees an offence, they're expected to ticket it. Even if they accept your excuse and/or admit they were wrong, they are still expected to give you a ticket. It's completely up to them as an individual to decide against it and from what I hear, they can get in alot of trouble for doing it. Oh and FWIW, if a cop ever asks for your mobile phone, they aren't looking up your call history, they just get your IMIE for their records, in case you upgrade/change your phone between then and the court case. I've been told you don't actually have to give it to them, but if you don't, you can expect them to fully search and defect your car.
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Mr. Beefhead posted:A quick way to tell if your freezer is at the proper temp is by checking if your ice cream is hard as a rock. If your freezer is warm enough to have soft ice cream, then everything else you're trying to store in there is going to get nasty much, much sooner. Though, pre-portioning food, and especially snacks, is a pretty handy way of controlling your calorie consumption since the tendency is to grab way more than you need when anticipating a treat or going back for seconds.
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Just let the poo poo sit out for a couple minutes. ~This message brought to you by Common Knowledge For The Last 100 Years~
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And now, the nerdiest joke ever:mobby_6kl posted:He probably just thought the idea was to bribe the cop with office supplies from the box. That only works if you were stopped by Jason Bulmahn.
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the trick with ice cream is to plunge it, and your hands, into a full fat fryer for a few minutes. the searing burns and excruciating pain will stop you from eating the icecream #prolifehacks #burns #berniemadoff
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I got one of those solid metal ice cream spoons from Ikea and am yet to have any issues scooping up IC directly from the freezer  Arivia posted:And now, the nerdiest joke ever: Congrats, even I had to google that guy and I'm still not sure what the joke is 
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mobby_6kl posted:I got one of those solid metal ice cream spoons from Ikea and am yet to have any issues scooping up IC directly from the freezer In other words - "don't try to scoop ice cream with cheap stamped flatware."
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Geoj posted:In other words - "don't try to scoop ice cream with cheap stamped flatware." You're not supposed to give actual good advice in this thread. Do something like this instead: Life hack: Tape together 5 dinner spoons to create one powerful ice cream scooper! Life hack: If you stab ice cream repeatedly with your largest knife, it will be easily scoopable! Life hack: Eat the entire container of ice cream so you don't have to scoop it into a bowl.
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Meatwave posted:You're not supposed to give actual good advice in this thread. Do something like this instead: Life hack: Leave it out until it melts to a liquid, then drink straight from the container. No spoon, no bowl!
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Life hack: Use a loving ice cream scoop because it's a big, heavy metal loving scoop made specifically for that task you pieces of poo poo.
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Drink a beer and use your laptop while pooping after you get home from work.
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Save on toilet paper and cut bathroom time by 85% by making GBS threads only once a week!
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Tracula posted:Life hack: Use a loving ice cream scoop because it's a big, heavy metal loving scoop made specifically for that task you pieces of poo poo. Thread hack: read the thread.
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Drink a beer and use your laptop while pooping after you get home from work.
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Tracula posted:Life hack: Use a loving ice cream scoop because it's a big, heavy metal loving scoop made specifically for that task you pieces of poo poo. But how does this save me a marginal amount of money at the expense of massive inconvenience???
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When you're feeling hungry, try ingesting edible solids!
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3538070
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Inevitable posted:When you're feeling hungry, try ingesting edible solids! too much work, can i just get my calories in liquid form
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Farecoal posted:too much work, can i just get my calories in liquid form Life support hack: use an IV
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Can't figure out a child's toy? Just give up and cheat, you dumb idiot
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Minarch posted:Save on toilet paper and cut bathroom time by 85% by making GBS threads only once a week!
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Minarch posted:Save on toilet paper and cut bathroom time by 85% by making GBS threads only once a week! poo poo while submerged in the hot tub and let the water turbulence do the rear end cleaning for you! e: Even better, use the hot tub or public pool water jets directly as an natural bidet! Pneub has a new favorite as of 12:46 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Pneub posted:poo poo while submerged in the hot tub and let the water turbulence do the rear end cleaning for you! Please don't do this, it interferes with my George Bluth lifehack of using the hot tub to cook bag-and-boils
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Life Hack: Don't ever brush your teeth from now on, no one will know the difference!
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Life Hack: Go ahead and stick your dick in the pickle slicer. They can't fire both of you.
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Drink a beer and use your laptop while pooping after you get home from work. No, you're meant to do all the pooping at work so your boss pays for the loo paper. And just hold it in on evenings and weekends.
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Always take a backpack when you use other people's bathrooms so you can steal the toilet paper when you're done
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Minchin Dupree posted:
And how did she recycle the gate after she recycled the cans? Or did she just throw it away?
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Take free carpet samples, and carpet your floor with it! http://www.pinterest.com/pin/507077239264343272/ Think of all the money you'll save on having a really ugly room!
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dino. posted:Take free carpet samples, and carpet your floor with it! You purposely picked the ugliest one. Here, this is the one he wants everyone to see.  http://www.pinterest.com/pin/507077239264343279/
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Rick_Hunter posted:You purposely picked the ugliest one. Here, this is the one he wants everyone to see. I'm not seeing a difference.
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Life Hack: Shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build up an immunity for larger bullets.
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Diet Conan Doyle posted:Can't figure out a child's toy? Just give up and cheat, you dumb idiot Rubik's cubes aren't exactly easy, I wouldn't say you're a dumb idiot if you can't figure it out. Cheating on one is pointless and dumb though yes. Have you ever completed a Rubik's cube Diet Conan Doyle?
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