The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

Now jscolon, remember: if something goes wrong in the interview, blame the guy who doesn't speak English.

Ahh, IMJack. How many times have you saved my butt?

Good luck!

But! But! But but but-

# ? Jul 18, 2014 19:39

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# ? May 11, 2024 23:11

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm in the middle of a break of a day long interview. Give me some Simpsony encouragement.

You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!

Seriously, good luck fellow incorrect Simpsons quoter.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 19:41

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Everything Counts posted:

Now jscolon, remember: if something goes wrong in the interview, blame the guy who doesn't speak English.

Ahh, IMJack. How many times have you saved my butt?

Good luck!

That idiot IMJack lost the keys, but you can just jimmy it open with a credit card.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 19:47

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Everything Counts posted:

Now jscolon, remember: if something goes wrong in the interview, blame the guy who doesn't speak English.

Ahh, IMJack. How many times have you saved my butt?

Good luck!

I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.

Friends, co-workers, jscolon2.0...

# ? Jul 18, 2014 19:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm in the middle of a break of a day long interview. Give me some Simpsony encouragement.

Your a good work... guy...

*Kisses you, smacks you on the rear end* Now go get them, tiger!

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:23

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Crackerman posted:

But! But! But but but-

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts...eh, how does the rest of that go?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 22:50

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Your a good work... guy...

*Kisses you, smacks you on the rear end* Now go get them, tiger!

But I didn't use the letter EEEEEEEEEEeeeeee....

# ? Jul 18, 2014 23:01

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

gingerberger posted:

EEEEEEEEEEeeeeee....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqNwcDin218

# ? Jul 18, 2014 23:16

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Oh I'll go back to Germania all right. Go back to Germania..... FOREVER!

Wait, I've got it! Writer Cath, tell me to go back to Germania again!

Something was said... something bad.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm in the middle of a break of a day long interview. Give me some Simpsony encouragement.

You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out!

No but seriously, good luck!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:09

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Pretty soon you'll be able to purposely gain 61 pounds to get on disability!

Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Jul 19, 2014

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:20

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

gingerberger posted:

Now, we need code names. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball.

Okay, here's how it goes: I'm the leader, Jerusalem is my loyal sidekick, Tokelau's the tough guy, Blooddesk's the smart guy, and TMMadman's the quiet religious guy who ends up going crazy.

jscolon, here's hoping it's "Only in America could I get a job!" and not "They wanted someone good. Story of my life."

Monday_ fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Jul 19, 2014

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:13

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

gingerberger posted:

Now, we need code names. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball.

I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. This is E-mail, Database, Cosine, Report Card, and jscolon2.0.

Your nickname will be Simpsons Quotes.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

Jerusalem is my loyal sidekick

I've been looking for somebody to push me around!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:29

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Mister Kingdom posted:

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts...eh, how does the rest of that go?

There once was a man from Nantucket-

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:36

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Crackerman posted:

There once was a man from Nantucket-

I can't believe they stuck us in Taxachusetts!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:38

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

After The War posted:

I can't believe they stuck us in Taxachusetts!

We want to sit under a cool state license plate. Michigan or better.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:40

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Okay, here's how it goes: I'm the leader, Jerusalem is my loyal sidekick, Tokelau's the tough guy, Blooddesk's the smart guy, and TMMadman's the quiet religious guy who ends up going crazy.

jscolon, here's hoping it's "Only in America could I get a job!" and not "They wanted someone good. Story of my life."

I feel like I'm going to explode here!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

I feel like I'm going to explode here!

Bart gave up his tutoring job? :ohdear:

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:57

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Bart gave up his tutoring job?

And joined a violence gang.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

And joined a violence gang.

Ughhh... I hate Shelbyville so much!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:08

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

Ughhh... I hate Shelbyville so much!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:18

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

And joined a violence gang.

Mr. HotDog, How do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Mr. HotDog, How do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?

Now Drink-Mix Man, I'd be lying if I said my goons weren't committing crimes. :smug:

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:42

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Now Drink-Mix Man, I'd be lying if I said my goons weren't committing crimes.

Is it a CRIME to bet on sporting events?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:25

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Is it a CRIME to bet on sporting events?

Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away? Would that be a crime, MondayHotDog?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:38

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Is it a CRIME to bet on sporting events?

It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:41

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

I have got to do something about that air conditioning suction.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Is it a CRIME to bet on sporting events?

And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then soon I'll be guilty of that too! :patriot:

# ? Jul 19, 2014 05:00

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Jerusalem posted:

And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then soon I'll be guilty of that too!

What does "sequestered" mean?

What does "deadlocked" mean?

Uhuh, and "if"?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 07:12

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

gingerberger posted:

What does "sequestered" mean?

What does "deadlocked" mean?

Uhuh, and "if"?

ginerberger, mostly just incorectly quoting The Simpsons has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale! :colbert:

# ? Jul 19, 2014 08:02

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Jerusalem posted:

ginerberger, mostly just incorectly quoting The Simpsons has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale!

You can come up with statistics to prove anything Jerusalem; forfty percent of all people know that.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 08:23

Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

gingerberger posted:

What does "sequestered" mean?

What does "deadlocked" mean?

Uhuh, and "if"?

So, if we don't all vote the same we'll be deadlocked and we'll sequestered in...the Springfield plaza hotel where we'll get a free room, free food *gasps* FREE WILLY!!

I hope I got that one right

# ? Jul 19, 2014 08:51