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Scarf posted:So, I could never be a successful tattoo artist because I lack all kinds of artistic talent... But I like to think that the other reason I could never be a successful tattoo artist is that I'd feel a moral obligation to NOT tattoo stupid poo poo like this on people's loving faces, thereby losing a lot of potential income. Maybe you could become a tattoo laser removal technician.
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ninjahedgehog posted:It's kinda starting to sound like you've got a crush, bro Is it you?
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Selklubber posted:Is this kid dead? :NSFW: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=44d_1211647625 Oooops "...this guy was aiming for a Humvee down an alley..., he pulled the trigger and turned the projectile as it left the tube into a near by wall."
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Scarf posted:So, I could never be a successful tattoo artist because I lack all kinds of artistic talent... But I like to think that the other reason I could never be a successful tattoo artist is that I'd feel a moral obligation to NOT tattoo stupid poo poo like this on people's loving faces, thereby losing a lot of potential income. A boyfriend of a girl I didn't care for but who still hung out with my roommates had a loving Naruto facial tattoo. Any two of those things are a bad idea, but all three together is something else entirely. Apparently the tattoo artist spent 3 hours trying to talk him out of it before finally agreeing to go ahead.
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Baron von Eevl posted:A boyfriend of a girl I didn't care for but who still hung out with my roommates had a loving Naruto facial tattoo. Any two of those things are a bad idea, but all three together is something else entirely. Apparently the tattoo artist spent 3 hours trying to talk him out of it before finally agreeing to go ahead.
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Jul 21, 2014 23:50
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Strudel Man posted:Any two being: facial tattoo, Naruto tattoo, or Naruto facial. Yeah, checks out. I was going to Google "Naruto facial" but thankfully I caught myself.
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Jul 22, 2014 00:21
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Strudel Man posted:Any two being: facial tattoo, Naruto tattoo, or Naruto facial. Yeah, checks out. You forgot something 
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Jul 22, 2014 01:10
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Gentlemen, we now live in the future. Shot on a drone for an extra level of schadenfreude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygDZehcKIhE
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Jul 22, 2014 01:40
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f#a# posted:Gentlemen, we now live in the future. Shot on a drone for an extra level of schadenfreude: I like the future, if it has camera drones and schadenfreude.
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MisterOblivious posted::NSFW: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=44d_1211647625 It's even better than that. The factory fuse won't arm the warhead until it's traveled a certain distance to prevent just that sort of thing from happening. Insurgents have been known to disable that feature because they're fighting in built-up areas and might want to shoot something that's even closer, counting on ducking back around a corner or something to protect them from the nearby blast. Whoops x2, in other words.
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Jul 22, 2014 01:58
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Jul 22, 2014 03:34
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Does anyone have anymore 'pranks gone wrong' videos? A lot of the ones on youtube use the same 5 or 6 clips. I really don't understand how they're shocked when they get their asses kicked in half the pranks. One or two are people being super weird and angry over a stupid joke but 99% are idiots grabbing peoples phones or literally asking to fight people.
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f#a# posted:Gentlemen, we now live in the future. Shot on a drone for an extra level of schadenfreude: This actually has potential to be really cool, even if it's still schadenfreude as hell to watch it crash.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Does anyone have anymore 'pranks gone wrong' videos? A lot of the ones on youtube use the same 5 or 6 clips. I really don't understand how they're shocked when they get their asses kicked in half the pranks. One or two are people being super weird and angry over a stupid joke but 99% are idiots grabbing peoples phones or literally asking to fight people. They're not shocked. They're only acting shocked. Getting their asses kicked is what they expect to happen, and they throw out any shots where it doesn't. The whole point is to get people to watch the assholes get punched. They're actors trolling for internet fame.
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Phanatic posted:It's even better than that. The factory fuse won't arm the warhead until it's traveled a certain distance to prevent just that sort of thing from happening. Insurgents have been known to disable that feature because they're fighting in built-up areas and might want to shoot something that's even closer, counting on ducking back around a corner or something to protect them from the nearby blast. That looks like a good way to gently caress up Iraq...
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Strudel Man posted:Any two being: facial tattoo, Naruto tattoo, or Naruto facial. Yeah, checks out. loving Naruto Facial Tattoo
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Apparently the person handling the EPA twitter account forgot to log out when they were... uhm, researching?
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So heard on the news today about a lovely young lady got kicked out of a Brad Paisley concert in San Diego. While breastfeeding her infant. In the pit  She's claiming it was because she was breastfeeding, but the cops' story is that they were concerned for the baby's safety if the crowd surged and she fell, or you know because it was in the pit at a concert with no hearing protection. Good schadenfreude because the mother took the video herself and posted it expecting everyone to run to her defense. I'm reminded of that chick who went in to Dunkin Donuts and shot a video of herself calling the staff 'sandniggers' and was then shocked (SHOCKED) when the internet jumped her poo poo. If someone made one of those word pictures where the size of each word is proportional to how often it's found, guess which word would be the biggest in this case  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjZWkllrZcQ \/\/\/ I assume in this case pit just means the standing area in front of the stage, don't think anyone was actually moshing at a country show. She was still in the middle of a mass of people who at any moment could decide they want to get just a little closer to the stage and oops dropped your baby 
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Takes No Damage posted:So heard on the news today about a lovely young lady got kicked out of a Brad Paisley concert in San Diego. While breastfeeding her infant. In the pit how the gently caress does a Brad Paisley concert have a pit
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Takes No Damage posted:So heard on the news today about a lovely young lady got kicked out of a Brad Paisley concert in San Diego. While breastfeeding her infant. In the pit I like how they offer to reseat her and she refuses and then accuses them of making her kid cry because they're forcing her out of the concert, and then sticks the camera in her kid's face when she's crying. GIVE ME TEARS FOR THE INTERNET (no attempt to console the kid). Wonderful future those children have.
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snortpocket posted:how the gently caress does a Brad Paisley concert have a pit You haven't moshed until you've been in a circle mosh at a country concert. Everybody's really fat and gets winded easily, so it doesn't last long, but there's a lot of mass in motion.
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^^^ Well poo poo I stand corrected. I know this is probably based more on them having time to think, but I like how most people just jump back a bit when she throws a dude up a wall, but rolling tables gently caress THIS I'M OUT! Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 07:31 on Jul 22, 2014 |
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Powershift posted:You haven't moshed until you've been in a circle mosh at a country concert. Everybody's really fat and gets winded easily, so it doesn't last long, but there's a lot of mass in motion. Seriously dude. Country isn't exactly punk rock, but you have to remember it's mostly rednecks drunk off of JD and bud heavy
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bud heavy is my favourite country artist
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Craptacular posted:@ 1:28 Yeah that towel's going to whole lot of good to protect you from a chunk of ice traveling at terminal velocity. From a few pages back, but it actually helps a lot. I've been caught in wicked hailstorms before, and where I had exposed skin, I got open cuts. Clothes covering, just a big welt and bruise. Hailstones are really abrasive, anything that protects the skin changes everything.
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MisterOblivious posted:There's this wonderful (Pet Island approved) cat training product called SSSCAT and you should go watch all of the youtube videos. I don't know why, but seeing cats fail to learn anything at all is my ultimate schadenfreude.  I gotta quote this for being glorious. More dumb face tats + bonus:     
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If she got the zipper tatts because of her facial scars, I can respect that. I still think it's stupid, but I can respect that. If she did the scars to herself to go with the tatt, then she's a bigger fool than even the baby-faced man (eww, it looks like he has a giant hairy tumour on his face). At least he can get that removed.
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Gorilla Salad posted:If she got the zipper tatts because of her facial scars, I can respect that. I still think it's stupid, but I can respect that. im pretty sure its face paint your gullible goon
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From the way her skin is being pulled down I was guessing stickers.
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So Kim Kardashian's something something superpopular IOS game broke and distraught fans all literally on the verge of mental breakdown started demanding via twitter that she fix it:                           
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Palpek posted:So Kim Kardashian's something something superpopular IOS game broke and distraught fans all literally on the verge of mental breakdown started demanding via twitter that she fix it: A lot of this has to be fake, right? Right?
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Palpek posted:So Kim Kardashian's something something superpopular IOS game broke and distraught fans all literally on the verge of mental breakdown started demanding via twitter that she fix it: poo poo, I'm going to print all these so I can kill them with fire. E: FIX THE GAME I HAVE A loving PHOTOSHOOT GOING ON orange sky has a new favorite as of 10:20 on Jul 22, 2014 |
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Palpek posted:So Kim Kardashian's something something superpopular IOS game broke and distraught fans all literally on the verge of mental breakdown started demanding via twitter that she fix it: And I thought MMO-fans were the biggest babies in videogames.
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Thanks for quoting the entirety of that super-long post twice, guys. Really enjoyed having to scroll through it two extra times.  Anyway, imgur is being a dick and apparently I can't upload to Minus from my phone so here these are in link form. Dogs and slides don't mix Neither do idiots and skateboards It's not a bug, it's a feature
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orange sky posted:poo poo, I'm going to print all these so I can kill them with fire. Can anyone explain the connection between that game and photoshoots? As schadenfreudy as this is, it's quite confusing for me. cyfad has a new favorite as of 11:43 on Jul 22, 2014 |
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