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RandomFerret posted:Was he walking through the streets winking at freaks with a 2-liter stuffed in his butt cheeks? Because if so I've been trying to figure out what that guy is for a while.  Absolutely sublime.
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If you stay up late and watch HBO/Cinemax, you can totally jack it to that poo poo. #jackhacks
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Jul 23, 2014 04:52
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If you close your eyes and think of boobs you can jack to that and you don't even need a TV. #jackhacks
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Jul 23, 2014 05:45
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If you practice real hard, you can eventually mimic the sound of someone struggling to take a breath underwater, and if you close your eyes, you can get off without having to murder someone. #jackhacks
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If you pretend to be a real human being then years later reveal the uncaring nothingness that lies inside you the emotional pain of your loved ones can be just as rewarding as any physical pain you could cause. #jackhacks
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Jul 23, 2014 08:21
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The older you get, the younger you will look #jackhacks
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The Puppy Bowl posted:If you pretend to be a real human being then years later reveal the uncaring nothingness that lies inside you the emotional pain of your loved ones can be just as rewarding as any physical pain you could cause. Once again, Australian TV is way ahead of you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPaZWM4bxrM
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If you have The Internets, you can find photos of naked people to look at. No more shamefully buying magazines at the smut shop! #jackhacks
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Rad Tad posted:The older you get, the younger you will look 
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Jul 23, 2014 18:53
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Goons will inherit the earth.
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Darth Freddy posted:Goons will inherit the earth. The flipside is that having two a day will shorten it by 20 years. Be careful.
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Thesaurus posted:The flipside is that having two a day will shorten it by 20 years. Be careful. Live fast, die young, and leave a
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Thesaurus posted:The flipside is that having two a day will shorten it by 20 years. Be careful. What does three do? WHAT DOES THREE DO!?
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BottledBodhisvata posted:What does three do? God flips a coin. Heads, he zaps you then and there. Tails, he zaps you then and there. (God is a dick.)
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Jul 23, 2014 21:28
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Well after you've had however many wanks a day don't waste your spunk:
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Jul 23, 2014 21:31
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Geokinesis posted:Well after you've had however many wanks a day don't waste your spunk: Jesus christ the British are so bad at sex
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Geokinesis posted:Well after you've had however many wanks a day don't waste your spunk: There is no way this woman is not a porn star. Tracy Kiss? Really?
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Jul 23, 2014 21:32
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26-year olds really do struggle to look young.
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razorrozar posted:There is no way this woman is not a porn star. Tracy Kiss? Really? You have NOT seen her  site (including the story of her botched boob job with many many pictures.)
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Fathis Munk posted:You have NOT seen her I feel so loving sorry for her kid. Sure, lots of pornstars have kids, but how many feature their children on their page about botched surgery and spreading sperm all over your face? That kid is now associated directly.
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Well at least she's a "humorous vegetarian". They are so much more likable than those humorless vegetarians.
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Wandle Cax posted:"humorous vegetarian" I don't even know what that means. Speaking of diet choices and lifehacks... It turns out my hillbilly cousins are Vegan!   Of course, they fry those fridge biscuits in lard, so... maybe not so much vegan.
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Fathis Munk posted:You have NOT seen her so where the titty pictures?
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Stoatbringer posted:26-year olds really do struggle to look young. She looks pretty loving old for being 26.
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Karma Monkey posted:I don't even know what that means. Ironically eats vegetables
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im pooping! posted:so where the titty pictures? You're not missing much.
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im pooping! posted:so where the titty pictures? If you're really that lazy and desperate to see really ugly boobs
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Actually I saw the video clip and she seems kind of repulsive in general. Then again I'm a 28 year old virgin so I follow the orgasm a day theory.
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The names of those towns are all Too British for my HFCS-soaked American brain to parse.
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Schnedwob posted:The names of those towns are all Too British for my HFCS-soaked American brain to parse. Shropshire (a county not a town) Romford and Cheltenham? Really? 
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Jul 24, 2014 22:53
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WTF, they don't have pencils in Romford? Over here, we have writing utensils that have built-in erasers on one end. Very high tech, and you don't have to abrade the newspaper with manicure products. 
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What a loving idiot. the shallowest person in the world posted:I strongly believe that this generation is so much more fortunate than mine was. Back when I was a teenager everything was so false, everybody was categorised as either beautiful, ugly, a geek, a goth, a tomboy etc. you couldn’t just be who you were without falling into a box. Yes, the world is so much different now than it was when she was a teenager, 8 years ago. 
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Geokinesis posted:Shropshire (a county not a town) Romford and Cheltenham? Really? Those are extremely British names my friend.
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Angela Christine posted:What a loving idiot. quote:Back when I was a teenager everything was so false Goes on to have several boobjobs. E: VVV Yeah that is probably the stronger example Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Jul 25, 2014 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Goes on to have several boobjobs. *rubs personal trainer's baby batter onto her face every day*
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"Why does my wine have nasty mushy grapes in it?" Do people actually put ice in wine? Genuinely curious.
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MrAptronym posted:"Why does my wine have nasty mushy grapes in it?" Yes and sugar both if your especially low class.
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