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mind the walrus posted:I giggled like a little girl when I saw Harrison Ford in his dumpy Iron Man colors. Lordy those look bad. Shame his character's name isn't Maj. Grumpier, because that's what I first thought it said on his name tag. (Also, is he trying to channel Tom Clancy?)
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King Vidiot posted:What in the hell is wrong with John Cusack's jaw?: Appears to be Undercover Ben Stiller.
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boom boom boom posted:From the thumbnail I thought that was a poster for a new Kamen Rider. ANT KICK!
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Glen Powell is my favorite: "Another member of the team!" With such illustrious roles as "Trader #1" in The Dark Knight Rises, he definitely deserves to be up on-screen with the likes of Stallone and Schwarzenegger. His name with be Thorn / Wifi. I swear there's just something so magnetically bad about these movies, but I'm repelled instead of intrigued. So many of these posters feature "badly photoshopped floating head" too:   And of course: 
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Harrison Ford as Maj. R. McDonald.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:50
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Why is his zipper at his crotch but his jumpsuit zipped up halfway?
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Codependent Poster posted:Why is his zipper at his crotch but his jumpsuit zipped up halfway? double zipper
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Gonz posted:Harrison Ford as Maj. R. McDonald. I was thinking low-budget Iron Man, but this is much better. This is some of the worst cleavage 'shopping I've seen in a while. 
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I'm going cleavage shopping later anyone wanna come.
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Palmersaurus posted:Are those knitting needles? Probably Kiss if the Dragon style acupuncture needles.
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Vagabundo posted:gently caress your Hobbit, this is my poo poo right here. Is this back on? I thought it got cancelled.
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Random Stranger posted:I suspect that a lot of the things I dislike in The Hobbit movies are a result of studio interference. A demand to make one very short, episodic book into three films, for example. Some exec wants more ties to the original trilogy so buff up those parts. The whole thing feels far more "cash-in" than The Lord of the Rings did at its worst and that's not something that Jackson would be directly responsible for. At least the design of the film is just as strong as it was in the Lord of the Rings movies. On the other hand, the blatant overuse of CG effects is basically all Jackson, unfortunately.
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, to make a 2-3 hour cut of the whole thing once it's done. I bet it'll work a lot better when it's not bloated beyond all reason.
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Allen Wren posted:Is this back on? I thought it got cancelled. Yep. Tom Hardy is playing Max Rockatansky now. George Miller is directing.
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Jul 24, 2014 07:28
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Marvel also released these two Avengers 2 posters that seems to be part of a larger banner. 
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Jul 24, 2014 07:48
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That sure looks like a scary situation. How the heck are the Avengers going to get out of that one?
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net cafe scandal posted:That sure looks like a scary situation. How the heck are the Avengers going to get out of that one? punching things
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Sheldrake posted:hahahahhahahaa Who the hell is that even supposed to be? The shield chick? Why is she on the poster and not... literally anyone loving else? Is she an Avenger now?
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ruddiger posted:Who the hell is that even supposed to be? The shield chick? Why is she on the poster and not... literally anyone loving else? Is she an Avenger now? That's Scarlet Witch. You can tell from the red, and the magic.
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CaptainHollywood posted:I was thinking low-budget Iron Man, but this is much better. Well, with the colour scheme, it's appropriate someone's doing the Dreamworks Eyebrow. In the spirit of AVENGERS 2: Not-So Super Supers. SuperItalianMan and his amazing aerodynamic head!  Main superpower: Kickin' your honky rear end!  I have nothing to say that's funnier than Terrance Hills expression.  SuperNameCheckMan!  Nice suspenders, Super Ninja 1!  THRILL to eye-poking and head-boinking! Oops, wrong Stooge.  Estúpido que Supersonic Man!  If it wasn't for her Black Belt, this would be an NC-17 poster. 
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ruddiger posted:Who the hell is that even supposed to be? The shield chick? Why is she on the poster and not... literally anyone loving else? Is she an Avenger now? It's supposed to be Elizabeth Olsen. 
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net cafe scandal posted:That sure looks like a scary situation. How the heck are the Avengers going to get out of that one? Wow, previously they battled an army of generic hive-minded aliens. But now they are battling an army of generic hive-minded robots! This is going to be intense!
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Oh no! Not a superhero movie! Seriously guys the appeal of the last movie was seeing the various Avengers interact with each other. Even though it was weighed down by some bad action and irritating Whedon dialogue, it was still a lot of fun. I'm hopeful this one expands upon story more, sure, but what are you guys expecting? That they won't fight a bunch of bad guys and encounter action?
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I still can't get over how bad Scarlet Witch looks. This must be how everyone else felt about Quicksilver in Days of Future Past.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:I still can't get over how bad Scarlet Witch looks. This must be how everyone else felt about Quicksilver in Days of Future Past. It's like they couldn't decide on an approach to her traditional costume and just went "Eh, I dunno, I guess we'll just go with nothing."
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:I still can't get over how bad Scarlet Witch looks. This must be how everyone else felt about Quicksilver in Days of Future Past. Except that ended up being the best bit of the film and the costume ended up making sense for the character, he's some goofy teenager.
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Lizard Combatant posted:Except that ended up being the best bit of the film and the costume ended up making sense for the character, he's some goofy teenager. Oh I absolutely agree, I loved that Quicksilver design from the start and everyone thought I was crazy. Elizabeth Olsen is 25, but by dressing her up as a 17 year old circa 1996, they have made her look 45. It's pretty hilarious, I dunno, maybe they go with that. Also the eyes in that poster are amazing.
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Elizabeth Olsen as The Teenager You See At The Mall Food Court Like Every Weekend I Think She Works At Spencer's.
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CaptainHollywood posted:I was thinking low-budget Iron Man, but this is much better. I am sad to say this chick has a major role in Entourage. Why are we letting this happen?
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Requesting thread name change: Movie Posters - The good, the bad & The Expendables
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DarkSol posted:Shame his character's name isn't Maj. Grumpier, because that's what I first thought it said on his name tag. It's so weird because you have so many people involved cast-wise who lived the dream (in Expendables 1/2 at least), but everything about the marketing for Expendables 3 is like they gave the job of "make it look 80s/90s action movie stuff" to someone who has no idea what that is or means. Like it's being managed by a twelve year old kid or like a twenty-two year old hipster* who has like a huge collection of VHS tapes but never actually watched any of them. *I know I know the term means nothing now on the internet.
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I am seriously wondering if the neon colours are in part an attempt to distract and disguise the terrible photoshop-pasted-heads and boobs of some of the minor cast.
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kiimo posted:I am sad to say this chick has a major role in Entourage. Why are we letting this happen? This is a neat comment because the idea of something being beneath either a mixed martial artist trying to break into acting or the loving Entourage movie is so weird I honestly can't tell which you're lamenting.
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Calico Heart posted:Requesting thread name change: I second this!
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Sir Kodiak posted:This is a neat comment because the idea of something being beneath either a mixed martial artist trying to break into acting or the loving Entourage movie is so weird I honestly can't tell which you're lamenting. No man the Entourage movie is so great you should definitely buy a ticket and go see it because
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Ronda will be fine, being the only current legitimate star UFC has currently.
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