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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

I almost expected to scroll down and see he had grown to table breaking scary rear end Al Davis picture size. (http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/1089/r2m2.jpg)

So glad the blink is there.

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jul 24, 2014

# ? Jul 24, 2014 17:32

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 16:39

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

# ? Jul 24, 2014 17:40

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Volkerball posted:

This is sort of a trial run I've been working on a bit. I just wanted to see if I could do it and be happy with the result, so I kind of rushed through the whole "joke" part so I could see the finished product. Took goddamn forever, so I probably will only do this for things I think are brilliant, but I think I'll be able to make some gold with this. Plus it was a lot of fun.

This is completely awesome Volk, it gives me a very Sea Lab 2021/Frisky Dingo vibe. Please do more.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 17:46

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Toaster Beef posted:

Why isn't Nancy being killed? :v:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 17:49

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Toaster Beef posted:

oh my god that last panel :laffo:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 18:21

Mrit: Sep 26, 2007; by exmarx; Grimey Drawer

Toaster Beef posted:

awesome. very awesome.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 18:30

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Incredible. Bravo.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 18:40

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Toaster Beef posted:

You're alright Toaster Beef.

The satire and sarcasm that permeates TFF leaves me kind of :smith:

sometimes, but I'll be god-damned if you and Febreeze don't just make me smile.

Shout out to Volker too, because he did a comic-style thing and it was brilliant.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jul 24, 2014

# ? Jul 24, 2014 18:47

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Reid's hand and arm is blocked by a bottle of gatorade, so the KFC box was partially to cover that. I also originally planned on having the last frame being him silently munching on it, but it didn't end up going that way.

Febreeze posted:

I felt like it should have ended after the 3rd panel but the "chokin on something" redeemed it with high praise. This is a good idea, make more.

It probably should've, but if I couldn't have gotten shirtess Bray sitting down to look decent, I would've scrapped the whole concept. Just testing around a bit.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 19:02

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Volkerball posted:

Reid's hand and arm is blocked by a bottle of gatorade, so the KFC box was partially to cover that. I also originally planned on having the last frame being him silently munching on it, but it didn't end up going that way.

It probably should've, but if I couldn't have gotten shirtess Bray sitting down to look decent, I would've scrapped the whole concept. Just testing around a bit.

It's perfect man, don't let anyone tell you different.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 19:17

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Chilichimp posted:

It's perfect man, don't let anyone tell you different.

Don't get me wrong, I loved it. The stare down between Bray and Reid after the suckin dick joke slayed me, but this is definitely very rough, and just beginning to tap the potential.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 19:34

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Deteriorata posted:

I curious as to why they took the logos off the helmets.

Topps could not print the logos, no rights as mentioned, and Fleer could print the logos but not the players names.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 22:08

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

When football news breaks, I smile a little, because I know Febreeze, and now TB again, will have a comic about it.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 22:33

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

The thread is really just being amazing right now.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 23:07

TyroneGoldstein: Mar 30, 2005

Darth Brooks posted:

I found out that some of the original artwork and photographs used on old football cards are up online.

First, amazing...Second, It's absolutely amazing to me that more players didn't die on field during the first generation Astroturf era. I mean look at that, it's basically dirtier than a parking lot and looks about the same consistency. And I think that field was only a handful of years old at the time that picture was snapped...

# ? Jul 25, 2014 00:23

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Volkerball posted:

Reid's hand and arm is blocked by a bottle of gatorade, so the KFC box was partially to cover that. I also originally planned on having the last frame being him silently munching on it, but it didn't end up going that way.

It probably should've, but if I couldn't have gotten shirtess Bray sitting down to look decent, I would've scrapped the whole concept. Just testing around a bit.

I thought it was funny. Thought it was going to be a Chekov's gun.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 01:23

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

I'm just gonna go ahead and preempt everybody's requests

Magicpants fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jul 25, 2014

# ? Jul 25, 2014 01:52

Crunkjuice: Apr 4, 2007; That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!

Magicpants posted:

I'm just gonna go ahead and preempt everybody's requests

May I use this for my fantasy football teams logo toasterbeef?

# ? Jul 25, 2014 01:57

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Magicpants posted:

I'm just gonna go ahead and preempt everybody's requests

If I didn't love my av so much, holy poo poo.

Should probably go to a Ravens fan anyway.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 02:11

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

Crunkjuice posted:

May I use this for my fantasy football teams logo toasterbeef?

Silly to even ask, go right ahead dude

# ? Jul 25, 2014 02:13

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

"Beating her up while I'm going down.
Beating her up 'til she hit the ground."

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Jul 25, 2014

# ? Jul 25, 2014 04:59

KettleWL: Dec 28, 2010

TyroneGoldstein posted:

First, amazing...Second, It's absolutely amazing to me that more players didn't die on field during the first generation Astroturf era. I mean look at that, it's basically dirtier than a parking lot and looks about the same consistency. And I think that field was only a handful of years old at the time that picture was snapped...

There is a god drat car parked 10 feet from the endzone

# ? Jul 25, 2014 05:09

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

I feel like the number on the jersey can be interchangeable to any player you want.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 05:09

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Totally considering redface Snyder as my new avatar.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 05:15

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:35

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

OBVIOUSLY, a man should never hit a woman, BUT WOMEN, ya'll be doing some poo poo that makes men wanna HIT ya'll sometimes.

How can anyone interpret that into me saying women are asking for it? I was RAISED by women. WOMEN, are my dear, dear friend...

# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:44

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Toaster Beef posted:

Goddamn is it good to have you back man.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:57

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Handcuff that man to his desk. Glorious, TB.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:24

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

thankyou magicpants for realizing my dream of seeing headdress Snyder become a real, tangible, thing on a screen.

now I wanna see Stephen a and skip bots interview headdress Snyder and by the end, they're both malfunctioning and their heads are popping off because even they cant keep up

# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:51

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Toaster Beef posted:

This is very good.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:53

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Toaster Beef posted:

Can't wait for the ESPN commercial with Manningbot, Skipbot, and Smithbot.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:30

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Toaster Beef posted:

This is one of my favorites

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:36

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

I am back from the farm and have consistent internet now. Can someone help me out with making that avatar I want from Shad Khan's Cat? I was thinking of starting on Khan's worried face in the last panel, and then a fast pan and tilt out to dancing Jaxon.

In completely unrelated news, I also may be going to the Fullham/DC friendly at Everbank tomorrow if my neighbor is not going to use his free tickets he gets for being a season ticket holder.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 03:18

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Suspect Bucket posted:

In completely unrelated news, I also may be going to the Fullham/DC friendly at Everbank tomorrow if my neighbor is not going to use his free tickets he gets for being a season ticket holder.

I'll be there as well! If you see a tall fat guy wearing a t-shirt for the supporters group of an NASL team that doesn't even exist yet, it's probably me!

# ? Jul 26, 2014 03:32

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Hey I'm going to one of those tomorrow at Sports Authority. Man U/Roma. Only it's not a friendly, it's some cheesy cup thing, but whatever.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 03:50

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Toaster Beef posted:

I'm glad no one saw me when I saw TMM was back because what I did was rather undignified.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 12:00

cucka: Nov 4, 2009; TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

TB, again so glad you are back.

I think I'm gonna have to bust out my old laptop with functional mic ports to get my first session done, but it does add the benefit of mobility. Though if it overheats and crashes mid-session, I might throw it out the window.

Also, if my test session sometime when I have time this week goes well, I'm going to try and do re-records of SOME of the Browns Album so I actually have functional quality recordings to replace the god awful ones I made last year.

But first things first, I cast my sad and drunken eyes on the city of Detroit. It's streets, the 4 blocks of them that you can safely walk on, are calling to me. As if a million fans all saw a kickoff returned on the Lions at once, and resorted to whiskey and incredibly powerful drugs. It's players call to me, with an air of Sisyphus, of inevitability. No matter how close the stone gets to the crest, the siren will always call. And the stone will roll back.

But most of all, I roll back, as always, to the pre-season, to hope, and ultimately, inevitable failure. I welcome it. For it is through failure that we show strength. Let us fail together, Fartists. God I wish my roommate wasn't sleeping or I'd record now.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 12:28