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kinmik posted:The fact that someone can use "their" and "they're" three times in the same context and use it just once correctly is mind-boggling. When I see something like that I assume they actually have no idea which one is correct and when, and are just choosing randomly.
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Sagebrush posted:Here, have a mint julep! Do you have a bottle of Sprite and some sour mix? Good God, that first one sounds hideous.
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Otter Madness posted:Good God, that first one sounds hideous. Whoa, I'm not sure if you mean that one in particular, but Mint Juleps are loving awesome; if you like Mojitos you'll like them. /edit: Well now I know. She kinda screwed that up, didn't she? 
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Edmond Dantes posted:Whoa, I'm not sure if you mean that one in particular, but Mint Juleps are loving awesome; if you like Mojitos you'll like them. She didn't muddle it enough, yuck!
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Sagebrush posted:When I see something like that I assume they actually have no idea which one is correct and when, and are just choosing randomly.  's an emote for it, evenwhich is apparently ruined because the kerning isn't the same as when it was purchased, it's ever so slightly noticeable  e: And after posting it's not even on the same line as the rest of the text, but that might just be my monitor.
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Edmond Dantes posted:Whoa, I'm not sure if you mean that one in particular, but Mint Juleps are loving awesome; if you like Mojitos you'll like them. Sorry, I meant the first video, not Mint Juleps in general. She only managed to double the number of ingredients in a Mint Julep, so good for her, I guess.
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razorrozar posted:
Man, that sucks. That used to be such a funny smiley, and now it doesn't work at all. Somebody's gonna have to pay  for a new one.
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Jul 28, 2014 07:22
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 or maybe stop being the biggest baby in the universe
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Rad Tad posted:
I was going to say something about how pouring alcohol on an open wound is going to hurt way worse than pulling a Band-Aid off, but I guess if they're taking it off it's not an open wound anymore 
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Last time I was injured, I poured rum into the open wound. It didn't hurt, but I got really drunk and passed out shortly thereafter. Not sure if it was the lack of blood or the rum in my veins. Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRifHTK_9ng twoday has a new favorite as of 11:34 on Jul 28, 2014 |
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Jul 28, 2014 11:23
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Ahahaha this is the best moron  poo poo
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I don't get it. How is this a lifehack? Rad Tad posted:Ahahaha this is the best moron Tomato soup turns black when I forget to turn the burner off, too. How deep does this rabbit hole go?
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don't have a watering can? make a watering can don't use a cup what are you
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Remove a bandaid painlessly simply by taking a swim at your local pool.
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That is the nastiest goddamn carpet I've ever seen in my life. Doesn't he have a lifehack for getting out charred energy drink stains before showing your house to the entire world?
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Life hack: instead of boiling your energy drinks to... not find out very much about what's in them, read the nutritional information label on the can! Or look it up on the internet, even: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=monster+energy+drink
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twoday posted:This is also a a giant steaming pile of terrible advice: I loved the "wrapping tin foil around your spoon" one. Just so profoundly stupid.
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Yo gently caress everything else, I want to eat this dino-corn.
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Morpheus posted:Yo gently caress everything else, I want to eat this dino-corn. Yeah, this one actually owns really hard.
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twoday posted:This is also a a giant steaming pile of terrible advice: Ugh, this guy lives in my town and his videos are just grasping to loving hard these days. Why don't people like this realize when their "solutions" are MUCH more effort than the common alternatives.
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I think he realises that he got over 3 million views on that video and can make a decent amount of money off it and other lovely uploads.Insult Comic Barbie posted:That is the nastiest goddamn carpet I've ever seen in my life. Doesn't he have a lifehack for getting out charred energy drink stains before showing your house to the entire world? That's not a carpet lmao, though I am wondering about the encroaching damp in the corner.
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And it's gone, I guess we win? 
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Drowning In Terror posted:
You're right, I wasn't paying attention. I was probably high from all those chemicals in my morning coffee. Speaking of which:  Life hack: dilute your coffee with several ounces of chilled liquor to cool it down and make you less likely to care when you inevitably burn yourself.
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Lifehack: Wait several minutes for coffee to cool down so that you don't burn your mouth.
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My favorite thing about the tinfoil spoon is that he doesn't realize that the little hole on the sauce pan is specifically for that. You just jam the spoon in there instead fo loving about with tin foil. Or just... I dunno, put that poo poo down and wipe up after like a normal human being.
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Keep your pants on when you poo poo, no more messy bathroom experiences! One simple tip to cleaning your ceiling fans is to use the leg of your poo poo filled pants - slide the leg over the fan blade and then pull it off. Now you have dust stuck to the poo poo in your pants instead of the fan blade (mostly). An emotionally abused housewife in Sarasota has a great tip for getting the smell of dust covered poo poo out of your living room. Simply collect all of your vomit in used 2 liter soda bottles, and leave them on the porch in the sun. When you come home, the vomit fumes will form a crusty layer inside your airway, protecting you from the poo poo and dust smells inside! 17 shocking uses for old soda bottles filled with your vomit! Don't let them tell you they are only for poo poo and dust smell protection Used tampons as wolverine traps? This one will save you millions on wolverine control. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 21:13 on Jul 28, 2014 |
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If only there was something you could add to a liquid to cool it down, like frozen water or something... Also, another saliva-related tip, from an article debunked on Snopes: quote:If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. e: Is your drink either too hot or too cold? Spit in it to bring it closer to your body temperature!
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SerialKilldeer posted:e: Is your drink either too hot or too cold? Spit in it to bring it closer to your body temperature! Thanks for indirectly making me think about how much of my own spit I must be drinking over the course of a day. I'm going to go barf forever now.
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Phy posted:Thanks for indirectly making me think about how much of my own spit I must be drinking over the course of a day. I'm going to go barf forever now. It's produced by your own body and flows directly into your mouth with no contact with anything else. What's gross about that? Do you also dislike the taste of your palate?
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Phy posted:Thanks for indirectly making me think about how much of my own spit I must be drinking over the course of a day. I'm going to go barf forever now. Your intestinal tract is never not touching doody.
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razorrozar posted:It's produced by your own body and flows directly into your mouth with no contact with anything else. What's gross about that? Do you also dislike the taste of your palate? I've recently had some wisdom teeth issues which made my mouth taste like pus for the last week so yes to your question.
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Sociopastry posted:My favorite thing about the tinfoil spoon is that he doesn't realize that the little hole on the sauce pan is specifically for that. You just jam the spoon in there instead fo loving about with tin foil. Or just... I dunno, put that poo poo down and wipe up after like a normal human being. Not to poo poo on your life-hack parade, but that hole is so you can hang the pot on a hook.
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Really Pants posted:Your intestinal tract is never not touching doody. Your mouth is the start of one very long flesh-tube that leads all the way to your rear end in a top hat. You mouth and rear end in a top hat are linked together. Forever.
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Who What Now posted:Your mouth is the start of one very long flesh-tube that leads all the way to your rear end in a top hat. Your poop was delicious only a few short hours before. Life Hack.. it can be again.
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Really Pants posted:Your intestinal tract is never not touching doody. Topologically, though, the doody is never actually inside your body, only worming its way along the surface, so it's ok
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kazil posted:Not to poo poo on your life-hack parade, but that hole is so you can hang the pot on a hook. I am aware. Mostly I was just making fun of how loving stupid he is not to just be like I CAN PUT SPOON IN HOLE AS OPPOSED TO TINFOIL HERP.
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Who What Now posted:Your mouth is the start of one very long flesh-tube that leads all the way to your rear end in a top hat. Human Centipede IV: Life Hack
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Sociopastry posted:I am aware. Mostly I was just making fun of how loving stupid he is not to just be like I CAN PUT SPOON IN HOLE AS OPPOSED TO TINFOIL HERP. I think it's more stupid to try and jam a large spoon into the hole on a sauce pan handle. You should just get a spoon dish to rest it on, a cheap one is probably not expensive. Or just use a small plate or bowl! Life hacks
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