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Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Soul Diesel goes grocery shopping

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sick-nasty-beets/

# ? Jul 26, 2014 19:27

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 10:27

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Febreeze posted:

Soul Diesel goes grocery shopping

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sick-nasty-beets/

ray rice did nothing wrong

(thanks for the cameo!)

vv I love that panel so much

Sour Diesel fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Jul 27, 2014

# ? Jul 26, 2014 23:33

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Sour Diesel posted:

ray rice did nothing wrong

# ? Jul 27, 2014 00:09

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Ok here is the first verse of 2getha baby by Ghostface Killah and yes the only funny joke here is the song title pun

Yo, yo
Aiy yo it's John
Ballin like I brought home Lebron
Used to play the QB in College Station
Now I play big shot, Rock & Roll City
Spread champagne, pretend Drake ain't lovely
Catch planes, cocaine, I'm white so I'm gritty
It really doesn't matter cuz coach says I'm sitting
Come here Kyle, read option style
Shanahan son, less scary smile
He look like he run the read option (option)
That's right, Robert, just like Washington (Washington)
Or maybe he learned some caution (caution)
After you wound up sidelined, watchin (watchin)
Mon-ey ya give to me if they come see
Knew I was ballin, put me at QB
My jersey printin like money
They wanna put my name on the marquee

# ? Jul 27, 2014 04:30

animeluva1: Aug 9, 2003; Hopefully I'll have that
problem someday.

football fuckerman posted:

Spread champagne, pretend Drake ain't lovely
Catch planes, cocaine, I'm white so I'm gritty
It really doesn't matter cuz coach says I'm sitting

these lines are my favorite.

Two more conferences to go before the regular season. There better not be any drastic uniform changes during the regular season or my schedule :argh:

I think I'm making this play way more difficult than it needs to be.

Throwback - Tennessee Titans (n� Houston Oilers, Tennessee Oilers)

# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:55

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Holy poo poo

# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:06

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

animeluva1 posted:

That's amazing

# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:58

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Blitz7x posted:

Holy poo poo

# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:58

bhsman: Feb 10, 2008; by exmarx

animeluva1 posted:

these lines are my favorite.

Two more conferences to go before the regular season. There better not be any drastic uniform changes during the regular season or my schedule I think I'm making this play way more difficult than it needs to be.

Throwback - Tennessee Titans (n� Houston Oilers, Tennessee Oilers)

That looks awesome! I'll try to spread it to any Houston fans I know.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:13

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

animeluva1 posted:

these lines are my favorite.

Two more conferences to go before the regular season. There better not be any drastic uniform changes during the regular season or my schedule I think I'm making this play way more difficult than it needs to be.

Throwback - Tennessee Titans (n� Houston Oilers, Tennessee Oilers)

This is my poo poo right here god drat

# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:02

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

That makes me want to make some cool design incorporating the Space Needle and the old sadhawk logo.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:34

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

# ? Jul 28, 2014 17:55

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Toaster Beef posted:

Raiders fans have a justifiable bad reputation, but isn't it the San Francisco fans who have been all bludgeon-y and stabby as of late? It seems like both teams deserve each other.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 18:00

Dirt Worshipper: Apr 2, 2007; Paralithodes Californiensis

Yeah the SF fans have been more stabby as of late.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 19:32

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Well according to the editor it goes up tomorrow unless "Lebron murders Manziel" or something equally insane, so I guess now I can officially let people know what's happening. Every NFL team as a superhero.

It should be worth it for the Dolphins and Jags alone.

Also expect another Johnny & the King

# ? Jul 28, 2014 19:33

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Febreeze posted:

Well according to the editor it goes up tomorrow unless "Lebron murders Manziel" or something equally insane, so I guess now I can officially let people know what's happening. Every NFL team as a superhero.

It should be worth it for the Dolphins and Jags alone.

Also expect another Johnny & the King

I am envisioning the Jaguars are some lovely ancillary superhero that dies just because of our lack of fans.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 19:53

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Febreeze posted:

Well according to the editor it goes up tomorrow unless "Lebron murders Manziel" or something equally insane, so I guess now I can officially let people know what's happening. Every NFL team as a superhero.

It should be worth it for the Dolphins and Jags alone.

Also expect another Johnny & the King

dibs on the dolphins superhero as my avatar

# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:28

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

I do need a new Bears related AV

# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:31

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

"Technically, its just an upright," was a great cap to a drat good comic.

And Candlestick had troughs not urinals. Explain yourself :colbert:

# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:40

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

Spoeank posted:

And Candlestick had troughs not urinals. Explain yourself

Easy: I don't know poo poo about gently caress

# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:53

CPFortest: Jun 2, 2009; Did you not pour me out like milk, and curdle me like cheese?

In that vein, I'll call digs on an av of whatever the Packers end up being.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:12

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

I'm already a football superhero.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 23:01

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Spoeank posted:

"Technically, its just an upright," was a great cap to a drat good comic.

And Candlestick had troughs not urinals. Explain yourself

Troughs are loving disgusting, so maybe you should be more grateful for the benefit of the doubt that TB bestowed upon you. :colbert:

# ? Jul 28, 2014 23:40

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Probably Magic posted:

Troughs are loving disgusting, so maybe you should be more grateful for the benefit of the doubt that TB bestowed upon you.

They are loving disgusting. Levi's has rows and rows of gorgeous porcelain for you to stand at while you hold your junk in front of a stranger now. :swoon:

# ? Jul 29, 2014 00:15

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

I don't think troughs are legal code for buildings anymore.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 00:18

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Ehud posted:

dibs on the dolphins superhero as my avatar

I'd like dibs on the Texans one if no one else minds.

It's clearly time for a new avatar for me!

# ? Jul 29, 2014 00:19

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Oooooooo, I need a new avatar! Can't wait!

# ? Jul 29, 2014 00:37

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

I might have set everyone's expectations too high, some of these probably won't make good avatars

Although if Ehud takes the dolphin one I will never stop laughing

# ? Jul 29, 2014 00:38

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Febreeze posted:

I might have set everyone's expectations too high, some of these probably won't make good avatars

Although if Ehud takes the dolphin one I will never stop laughing

Are the Dolphins Aquaman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpopXL2h33U

# ? Jul 29, 2014 01:54

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

DangerKat posted:

I don't think troughs are legal code for buildings anymore.

Technically, Candlestick hasn't been a building for at least a decade.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:04

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Silly Burrito posted:

Are the Dolphins Aquaman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpopXL2h33U

Like a dumb version of aquaman

Yeah

# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:22

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

Febreeze posted:

Like a dumb version of aquaman

Yeah

So.... aquaman

# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:26

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Darth Brooks posted:

I found out that some of the original artwork and photographs used on old football cards are up online.

The below artwork is called Flexichrome. The Topps people would take B&W photos the teams would give them and colorize the images so they could print them. The scans that I found are greater quality images than the printed cards so I might be making more of the customs.

(Click for bigger)

Source of the painted images is here https://msbsportscards.com/msbsportscards although I've found a few images using google search.

I was home sick today so I remade a few of the cards. I'll print a copy out for myself just for giggles.

These aren't direct copies. The Jim Brown original is off center in multiple directions. Here it's squared up. Funny that he was called Jimmy Brown on the card. I'm sure he corrected that. The biggest pain in the butt was the newspaper on the back of Lynn Swann's card. All of the images will get a lot larger if you click thru.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:30

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Goddamn Lance Alworth is a goober-looking motherfucker, good to know Eli and Philip are here to carry his legacy.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:55

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Febreeze posted:

Well according to the editor it goes up tomorrow unless "Lebron murders Manziel" or something equally insane, so I guess now I can officially let people know what's happening. Every NFL team as a superhero.

It should be worth it for the Dolphins and Jags alone.

Also expect another Johnny & the King

Dibs on Pantherman.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

And they're up.

Chicago's is definitely the best.

Ain't even mad about Seattle's.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:16

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Hey, that's a low blow. Wildcat (as he's properly named, you rear end in a top hat) has been seen working out recently. You know, couple times a week. It'll pay off. One of these days.

Also, I think you forgot to post the Titans hero parallel.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:23