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Mr. Mambold posted:where'd you go I went to Montana OP, I've lost weight, I cut my hair, I got ripped. I'm not hideous, nor am I Liam Hetsworth. But my loving thing. It's so pathetic. 2 inches pressed, and my girth I can't fit a tape measure around. How loving sad is that? I just got embarrassed by a girl. I've known her for a long time; we were friends. We hung out, laughed, studied, the whole thing. Then all of a sudden, she wants to gently caress me. I told her no, I kept telling her no, and she just whipped down my pants and boxers and saw some nib of flesh covered by foreskin. She looked like a fish for a bit and I pulled my pants up and drove home. I texted her, asking what she was thinking. It's been two hours. You know how psychologically demeaning it is to have a micro? How you know you will never, *everplease anyone with your penis? Not even yourself. What the hell are you supposed to do with it? I dream about having a bigger cock. I've had emissions just dreaming about whacking it as an endowed man. I've never gotten off physically. I've done hypnotical masturbation. I , a dude, need to get hypnotized to cum. Or dream about it. I'm gonna die an old and alone virgin. No girl wants a loving light switch cock. Don't lie, I'm never going to get into a pusy, even if I don't scare them away with my loving macaroni noodle. I'm drunk right now. and planning to stay like that for a while.Maybe I'll die or something. Oh well
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African AIDS cum posted:Big open roads of the american west, have a bag of spits aka sunflower seeds that grez doesnt understand how to eat, and a bottle to spit the seeds in, just a chill vibe I drove to homebase today to buy some m8 screws i saw a load of skinny twink chavs w/ their shirts off
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Thirteenth Step posted:1018 hours / 42 days Currently In-Game
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Thirteenth Step posted:I drove to homebase today to buy some m8 screws U don't have any m8s
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African AIDS cum posted:I went to Montana OP, I've lost weight, I cut my hair, I got ripped. I'm not hideous, nor am I Liam Hetsworth. But my loving thing. It's so pathetic. 2 inches pressed, and my girth I can't fit a tape measure around. How loving sad is that? ....I see.
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Bape Culture posted:U don't have any m8s i do now!
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The Big Taff Man posted:Currently In-Game 
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idiot race is a professional truck driver and he has a laptop in his truck because he's trying to summon xzibit
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3186581&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1117#post432782834
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That is literally the fucktard republican dad megathread
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there is something beautiful about wanting to punch a woman because she isn't feminist enough or whatever, its almost beyond irony
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Ciprian Maricon posted:there is something beautiful about wanting to punch a woman because she isn't feminist enough or whatever, its almost beyond irony
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African AIDS cum posted:It is.... Epic this kid is inhuman
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hey bros, nice to see you all. feels just like the good old times. lets all buy a GMC Sierra 2500HD diesel pickup truck with an Allison brand transmission
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josip broz tifo posted:hey bros, nice to see you all. feels just like the good old times. lets all buy a GMC Sierra 2500HD diesel pickup truck with an Allison brand transmission No don't
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when i finally get this loving truck im going to tell everyone who will listen about my favorite tranny named allison
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Small Frozen Thing posted:i wasn't a very stable child. :nignog: I would have never guessed.
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Ciprian Maricon posted:I would have never guessed. Peep their first post in that thread. Bi and disabled.. Really good poo poo, probably lulzy
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African AIDS cum posted:Peep their first post in that thread. Bi and disabled.. Really good poo poo, probably lulzy dont talk to me about sports
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josip broz tifo posted:dont talk to me about sports lol that never stops being funny to me
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biggie lets go shoot pigs from a helicopter
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Ciprian Maricon posted:lol that never stops being funny to me its literally one of my best memes along with my best teams
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Ciprian Maricon posted:biggie lets go shoot pigs from a helicopter im down for this
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watched a documentary where they had a scene of them shotting wild pigs from a helo and i was like drat i bet they delicious if you pit roast them whole and let all the juices break down the cartilage and fats and all the flavors meld like w normal pigs. drat 
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mexican pit roasted pig is probably one of my top 10 foods. havent had it in so long. i need to start making friends w mexicans here so i can get invited to weddings imo
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aren't they just regular pigs that went buck wild? i bet they taste good PWM CON 2015 will be here http://www.helihunter.com/
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Ciprian Maricon posted:aren't they just regular pigs that went buck wild? i bet they taste good apparently but im not sure if they breed with wild boars when in the wild as well because i hear they have thick bone and cartilage plating on their necks and they might be mutts
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josip broz tifo posted:apparently but im not sure if they breed with wild boars when in the wild as well because i hear they have thick bone and cartilage plating on their necks and they might be mutts mmmmm
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that post was about steve, right? haha
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josip broz tifo posted:watched a documentary where they had a scene of them shotting wild pigs from a helo and i was like drat i bet they delicious if you pit roast them whole and let all the juices break down the cartilage and fats and all the flavors meld like w normal pigs. drat They are and they do but just the little ones.
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Suqit posted:They are and they do but just the little ones. like every other wild thing. i just need 35 pounds
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lol shooting animals out of a helicopter. wheres the fun
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fat greasy puto posted:lol shooting animals out of a helicopter. wheres the fun reread the first sentence you wrote
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now eating the pig im there. hell i just ate a pig last night, my wife lmao
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**in borat voice** MAI WAIFE
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Ciprian Maricon posted:**in borat voice** MAI WAIFE hahaha very naice
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think i might order some 15 round mags and a speed loader for the ol 92f because loading 10 rounds over and over is a pain.
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i badly need to gently caress... loving transition into a big blob w/o genitals
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actually i badly need college football season to get here
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Janis Sprukts posted:actually i badly need college football season to get here
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