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Inzombiac posted:Just use cocoa powder, you loving morons! But that doesn't have the sugar in it!
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Lifehack: You can cut off both of your hands at once by holding a hatchet in each hand and swinging them at each other at the same time in a crazy zig-zaggy way.
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Quiet Feet posted:Lifehack: You can cut off both of your hands at once by holding a hatchet in each hand and swinging them at each other at the same time in a crazy zig-zaggy way. I only had a pocket knife and a box cutter on-hand, but I think you're onto something here! 
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Rad Tad posted:hack your fatass quick before mom gets home Step 1: Get Oreos Step 2: Mash up Oreos Step 3: Disregard Oreos and get the pepper Step 4: Cover vanilla ice cream with freshly ground pepper before you eat it.
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Pneub posted:I only had a pocket knife and a box cutter on-hand, but I think you're onto something here! Lifehack: if you lose fingat, go to hospital and post mote later
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Step 1: Get Oreos That would make for a good prank. Here's a stupider food hack: 
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If you must grind up cookies in a pepper mill why use oreos? You are causing so much work for yourself since oreos have cream. The better choice if you must is to use wafers  Lifehack: If you are going to be fat and lazy be fat and lazy properly
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Optimist with doubt posted:If you must grind up cookies in a pepper mill why use oreos? You are causing so much work for yourself since oreos have cream. The better choice if you must is to use wafers Because you can then eat a bowl of oreo cream, duh.
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Jul 30, 2014 06:49
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I feel  as hell because I've been crushing Oreos by hand for my ice cream since forever ago.
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Jul 30, 2014 06:53
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Jul 30, 2014 07:20
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Why microwave it? That's a trip across the house and lots of waiting. Just eat it out of the jar. Don't forget to make a spoon rest out of a paper towel beforehand, though.
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Jul 30, 2014 09:26
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Why microwave it? That's a trip across the house and lots of waiting. Just eat it out of the jar. Don't forget to make a spoon rest out of a paper towel beforehand, though. If you're reduced to eating pork'n'beans you might as well just eat it out of the can like the homeless person you are or are about to become.
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Jul 30, 2014 09:29
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Lifehack: Never pay rent or utilities again, and increase your free time by 12-16 hours per day by becoming a hobo!
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Coffee And Pie posted:Lifehack: if you lose fingat, go to hospital and post mote later The pocket knife was barely heavy enough to break the skin with a chopping motion with my wrists at that angle, and forget about the box cutter. I'm gonna have to buy another hatchet, I'll keep you posted.
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lifehack use a razor to shave slivers of soap to take with you when you travel
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Jul 30, 2014 12:02
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You can store toilet paper more easily if you take it off the rolls and stuff it all into a large bag #lifehacks
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Optimist with doubt posted:If you must grind up cookies in a pepper mill why use oreos? You are causing so much work for yourself since oreos have cream. The better choice if you must is to use wafers You would be surprised how many people don't actually know that plain chocolate wafers are a Thing. There used to be a yearly DIY Christmas presents thread in GBS, and one of the popular recipes is Oreo truffles - it's basically crushed oreos mashed together with cream cheese and coffee liquor, then covered in chocolate. Every year, someone asks if they should leave the cream in the oreos or not (you're supposed to leave the cream). And every year, a handful of idiots admit that they spend the time separating the cookies and individually scraping the cream out of each one and then throwing it out. I don't know if they think the cookie bits of Oreo cookies have special powers or something, they're just normal cocoa biscuits. So there are people on this very forum who have taken the time to turn a whole package of Oreos into plain chocolate biscuits by hand because it never occurred to them that those exist as a product.
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Mmm, that's a good idea for when I have my 36 Oreo snack binges!
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I'm losing the ability to distinguish real life hacks from their parodies. Is there even a difference?     Rub mayonnaise and vinegar on your face #lifehack  Be an rear end in a top hat #lifehack  Store things on a shelf #lifehack   
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That's probably a handy tip if you are looking to stay on unemployment benefits a while longer but still need to send out resumes. Handy if I ever have to find myself prepping first-aid kits for a bunch of people in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. To that end, everyone should buy bars of silver. It's a better precious metal to invest in than gold because if the zombie apocalypse is werewolves instead, you'll be set.
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twoday posted:I'm losing the ability to distinguish real life hacks from their parodies. Is there even a difference? A drawer, technically - but next we'll be telling people how to put on their pants and calling it a lifehack. StrangersInTheNight posted:And every year, a handful of idiots admit that they spend the time separating the cookies and individually scraping the cream out of each one and then throwing it out. What. What. No. If you do not make a giant ball of pure diabetes and then scarf it down like the sad gently caress you know you are, then why even continue living. Why, I ask.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:You would be surprised how many people don't actually know that plain chocolate wafers are a Thing. There used to be a yearly DIY Christmas presents thread in GBS, and one of the popular recipes is Oreo truffles - it's basically crushed oreos mashed together with cream cheese and coffee liquor, then covered in chocolate. Can you get specifically Oreos without cream? I've known a couple weirdos who insisted store-brand or any type of chocolate cream sandwiches that weren't Oreos didn't taste good enough for their refined palates.
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An "oreo" is effectively just a chocolate wafer with cream in the middle. The example I posted above is one but there are others. Also regarding this As white trash as it is, it's a handy way to bring booze into a place with high booze prices.
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Don't mind me, nothing to see here, I'm just wandering around this music festival occasionally doing shots of Listerine
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I've seen weirder things at a music festival. I was thinking more along the lines of cruise ships.
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Lifehack: Put toothpaste directly on your toothbrush to better control how much you squeeze out.
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Lifehack: If you hide your booze inside a brown paper bag, no one knows you're drunk on the train.
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Tiggum posted:Lifehack: If you hide your booze inside a brown paper bag, no one knows you're drunk on the train. Lifehack: If you hide booze inside your body, you will be drunk and won't need to sneak your booze around! Boozehack: If you want to be drunk at work secretly, inject the booze directly into your anus. You can get drunk fast without having people smell alcohol on your breathe!
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Tiggum posted:Lifehack: If you hide your booze inside a brown paper bag, no one knows you're drunk on the train. Don't want to everyone on the train to know you're drunk? Simply drive your own car!
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Thesaurus posted:Boozehack: If you want to be drunk at work secretly, inject the booze directly into your anus. You can get drunk fast without having people smell alcohol on your breathe!
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SLOSifl posted:Nice try, but what if I happen to work as an anus model? They probably expect you to be drunk if your job's that lovely.
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im pooping! posted:I feel The ill deserved smugness of the half-ton goon
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This one isn't even right. They made "You" Person of the Year.
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Thesaurus posted:Boozehack: If you want to be drunk at work secretly, inject the booze directly into your anus. You can get drunk fast without having people smell alcohol on your breathe!
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twoday posted:I'm losing the ability to distinguish real life hacks from their parodies. Is there even a difference? This right here is real - I have a pair of jeans I use for riding where the zip falls down when you walk around, this trick saved me the price of a new pair. I mean, this hack hacked my life.
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The real life hack is only using jeans with buttons on the fly 
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Thesaurus posted:Boozehack: If you want to be drunk at work secretly, inject the booze directly into your anus. You can get drunk fast without having people smell alcohol on your breathe! Have you tried it? Because I have and it doesn't work. #HAX
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