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Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

I like it. It's a nice changeup of the same style.

Also, more Johnny & The King!

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/johnny-the-king-2/

# ? Jul 29, 2014 09:46

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 13:01

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Bolo Man lol

# ? Jul 29, 2014 10:42

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

The bears one might be the loving best. It's not even a drat gimmick, just straight up Mike Ditka in a Bears-branded sweater vest.

edit:

Febreeze, you're loving crazy if you think a large number of these aren't avatar worthy.

If I would just admit my huge Buc's fandom, I'd already be sporting the Tampa Two.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Jul 29, 2014

# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:23

Basil Hayden: Oct 9, 2012; 1921!

All I can think of looking at the Cardinals one is that I wasn't expecting anyone other than Iowa State to ever make the connection (?) between cardinals and cyclones.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:54

enigma105: Mar 16, 2004; His record...it's over 9-7!!!

JT Jag posted:

What Titans one? I only see three AFC South guys.

He's probably hanging out at his second home.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:10

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Is the Panthers one a nod to Johnny Fiveaces?

# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:53

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Breaky posted:

Is the Panthers one a nod to Johnny Fiveaces?

No, actually...I dunno.

I made these so long ago it's hard to remember what I was thinking at the time.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:20

Gandalf21: May 17, 2012

I definitely call dibs on the Colts one. I've needed a Colts avatar for way too long at this point.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:31

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

No, actually...I dunno.

I made these so long ago it's hard to remember what I was thinking at the time.

Riverboat Ron, mang. That's what I thought, anyway.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:48

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Who wants to see some rejected versions?

Texans - The Refiner

Had control over Oil, could synthesize oil out of nothing, is currently being held hostage by the US Government
Rejected for - They got skeptical about it being more Oilers than Texans. Fair enough.

Jags - HedgeTrimmer

Was a gardener who turned to vigilante justice and create sweet bush art.
Rejected for - Well he's pretty stupid. The Jags were hard to come up with a good idea for

Lions - Motor Man

Basically robocop on wheels. Young gun who got messed up, rebuilt as a cyborg, now super fast and fights crime
Rejected For - They didn't seem to get the Motor City references I was going for, so I literally just renamed him MotorTron to link it to megatron and made him huge.

Eagles - D-Cell

Flew really fast via a battery power pack strapped to his back, never ran out of energy as long as he was charged
Rejected for- being too mean to Philly. But they were okay with Mild-cat and were trying to push the Dolphins one into being an rear end in a top hat bully

Buccaneers - Contagion

Super villain who was infected with horrible disease and must live his life in a quarantine suit. Went nuts, now tries to destroy those who infected him, with no regard for anyone in his way.
Rejected for - Schiano got fired so the MRSA joke wasn't as funny now

Bills - Machine Gun Kelly

Crazy guy gets abandoned in the frozen tundra of upstate NY, adopts the theme of a buffalo and replaces his arms with Gatling guns.
Rejected for - Jim Kelly got cancer right as I finished it, thought to be insensitive

# ? Jul 29, 2014 17:11

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

The Falcons one is so spot on it's hilarious. Before I read the text, I thought to myself there is a Falcons superhero named "The Falcon" who is basically wearing an alternate jersey and has nothing special or appealing about him...nailed it!

e:

Rams guy looks like a Battle Beast...I approve.

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jul 29, 2014

# ? Jul 29, 2014 17:17

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

HedgeTrimmer actually looks pretty baller.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 17:23

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Bort Bortles posted:

I am envisioning the Jaguars are some lovely ancillary superhero that dies just because of our lack of fans.

Tinkerbell w/out clapping.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 17:51

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

I love the Raiders one

# ? Jul 29, 2014 18:28

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Is there a reason the Jaguars one couldn't have been Jaxon DeVille wearing a badly tied on 'human' mask? Anyhoo, all funny. Nice work!

# ? Jul 29, 2014 21:49

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

I love the Steelers one, I mean if we are going to be egotistical assholes at least I can imagine him being the Tony Stark brand of rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 22:07

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Febreeze posted:

Buccaneers - Contagion

Super villain who was infected with horrible disease and must live his life in a quarantine suit. Went nuts, now tries to destroy those who infected him, with no regard for anyone in his way.
Rejected for - Schiano got fired so the MRSA joke wasn't as funny now

This is loving great

# ? Jul 29, 2014 22:38

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Febreeze posted:

Eagles - D-Cell

Flew really fast via a battery power pack strapped to his back, never ran out of energy as long as he was charged
Rejected for- being too mean to Philly. But they were okay with Mild-cat and were trying to push the Dolphins one into being an rear end in a top hat bully

This is the best one of the whole lot, goddamn :allears:

# ? Jul 30, 2014 00:58

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Hockles posted:

I can't believe no one has taken this av yet.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:00

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Fenrir posted:

I can't believe no one has taken this av yet.

I totally would, I but am waiting for a Ravens fan take it.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:15

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004

Can someone make the Raiders one into an AV? I should probably buy one after being on this forum for over a decade.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:00

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The Bears one should have been just Ditka. Text: Ditka.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:05

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

achillesforever6 posted:

I love the Steelers one, I mean if we are going to be egotistical assholes at least I can imagine him being the Tony Stark brand of rear end in a top hat.

He hosed up by not making them a Super Villain called The Attention Stealer.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:17

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Chichevache posted:

He hosed up by not making them a Super Villain called The Attention Stealer.

Nah I'm pretty happy I missed that opportunity actually

# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:18

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

Febreeze posted:

Bills - Machine Gun Kelly

Crazy guy gets abandoned in the frozen tundra of upstate NY, adopts the theme of a buffalo and replaces his arms with Gatling guns.
Rejected for - Jim Kelly got cancer right as I finished it, thought to be insensitive

Could he never kill anyone, because his bullets always went wide right?

# ? Jul 30, 2014 06:13

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

MrLogan posted:

Can someone make the Raiders one into an AV? I should probably buy one after being on this forum for over a decade.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 08:50

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Someone actually put effort into this abomination. Spoiler, sbnation is a terrible, terrible place full of nightmares and unfunny jokes.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/7/30/5951183/gatorade-league-of-captains-flavors-mmmmmm

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:09

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jul 30, 2014

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:16

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

lol

The facepalm in the last frame. Nicely done, TB!

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:19

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Toaster Beef posted:

Perfection.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:20

Fhqwhgads: Jul 18, 2003; I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

Febreeze posted:

Who wants to see some rejected versions?

Eagles - D-Cell

Flew really fast via a battery power pack strapped to his back, never ran out of energy as long as he was charged
Rejected for- being too mean to Philly. But they were okay with Mild-cat and were trying to push the Dolphins one into being an rear end in a top hat bully

As I was going down the list, I was expecting a battery-related joke for the Eagles and was surprised it wasn't there. That explains it, but I like this guy better :v:

Toaster Beef posted:

Comic

Perfection as always

Fhqwhgads fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Jul 30, 2014

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:22

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

Fhqwhgads posted:

Panel 10, "bmild nature"? Typo?

_{_{you didn't see poo poo}}

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:23

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:25

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Deteriorata posted:

lmao

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:33

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

Those are my two favorite panels of TMM yet.

It hurts so good. :smith:

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:37

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004

Volkerball posted:

Thank you, sir.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:31

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

It got a little lost in the shuffle yesterday but yeah, more Johnny and the King

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/johnny-the-king-2/

Also if anyone else wants an avatar version of a hero just tell me which one and I'll make it for you

# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:35