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Aliquid posted:Austin's airport is the best because they only allow local places. they've got a fuckin' salt lick. never not go to salt lick when travelling through austin
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 07:07 |
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i was in austin last weekend but i drove there so no airport drinking for me also i just found a forum about goats and i have a strong affinity for those creatures so i am considering deleting my account that i use to post about horrible us politics and instead just post about goats all day
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 07:15 |
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illrepute posted:they've got a fuckin' salt lick. never not go to salt lick when travelling through austin Explain, for those of us who do not live in red states.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 07:39 |
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It's probably for dehydrated cows, is my guess.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 08:58 |
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Joementum posted:Obama should argue that he's a free man on the land and immune from prosecution because his name is printed in all caps on his berth certificate. Hedera Helix posted:I hate places that put TVs everywhere, they're so distracting. I want to be able to talk with the people I'm at the bar/restaurant/whatever with, instead of being drawn away by bright colors and moving things every five seconds. ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Jul 31, 2014 |
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skaboomizzy posted:My limited experience is that airports are purgatory incarnate and I don't care what's in them because my goal is to spend as little time as possible there. Several years ago I was flying home during one of the Xmases when it snowed in Seattle, and my flight was delayed, like, forty-five minutes. Well, that meant I was going to miss my connection in Portland, so they put me on a direct flight... in five hours. Proceed to the airport Wolfgang Pucks. I got up at 3:30am for a 7:00 flight (due to weather and such, needed to leave plenty of time). At this point, it was around 6:30. I ordered Bloody Marys until 9:00 rolled around, at which point I did the math, said "it's not noon, but I've been up for five hours, so it's okay to switch to beer" and ordered a microbrew. When I ordered, the waitress asked if I'd like a shot with that. I turned to her and said "really? Is that what this looks like?" and she replied, "oh, no, it's just that if you order a beer, you get a shot for $1." "Oh, well, then, of course I want a shot." And that is how I ended up getting a very healthy buzz on drinking microbrews and shots of Glenlivet before a noon flight.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 10:29 |
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I just got home after work and saw this. Mothahfuckah, even Peter O'Toole gotsta get paid, son.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 10:32 |
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ReindeerF posted:If he really wants to troll them he should just add gold fringes to the hemline on his jacket's arms. "In a stunning announcement today, President Obama declared himself to be the nautical President of the United States."
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 10:34 |
Pope Guilty posted:"In a stunning announcement today, President Obama declared himself to be the nautical President of the United States." there are no term limits underwater obama 2021 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5SiJM4sbqI
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 10:39 |
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Thanatosian posted:I just got home after work and saw this. In other news: https://news.yahoo.com/why-is-rand-paul-reaching-out-to-black-voters-082701361.html quote:Why is Rand Paul reaching out to black voters?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 11:12 |
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Swan Oat posted:i was in austin last weekend but i drove there so no airport drinking for me This man knows his priorities!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 11:46 |
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So, serious question: which potential presidential candidate do you think is most likely to be an alien wearing a human suit? (This is serious)
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:50 |
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Potential as in future? Or ever?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:53 |
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As in like in 2016 I guess.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:54 |
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Not Mitt, he's a human wearing a human suit.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:56 |
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Newt could be wearing an ill-fitting human suit a'la Vincent D'Onofrio in Men in Black. His interest in the moon and fondness of zoos is also suspect in this regard.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:57 |
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If Cruz is an alien, we might be in trouble because he's already pledged that his alien army will never surrender.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:11 |
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I just want to know who Obama will run as to achieve his third term.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:14 |
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For my lifetime I'll go with Steve Forbes. For 2016, too soon to say. Joementum posted:If Cruz is an alien, we might be in trouble because he's already pledged that his alien army will never surrender.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:18 |
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As an alien, I'm pleased to see Ted Cruz has been so well received in your nation.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:26 |
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Joementum posted:Newt could be wearing an ill-fitting human suit a'la Vincent D'Onofrio in Men in Black. His interest in the moon and fondness of zoos is also suspect in this regard. There's a gag in Men in Black where they show a bunch of celebrities who are actually aliens, and Gingrich is one of them.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:19 |
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I totally forgot about that, for some strange reason!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:21 |
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MIB is still Will Smith's best movie. The third one wasn't terrible either.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:45 |
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Cheekio posted:MIB is still Will Smith's best movie. The third one wasn't terrible either. It's actually Six Degrees of Separation.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:47 |
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moller posted:It's actually Six Degrees of Separation. I would have accepted Enemy of the State.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:50 |
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Majorian posted:Explain, for those of us who do not live in red states. The Satlt Lick is a fantastic bbq place in Austin. Their sausage is fuckin' amazing.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:18 |
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Independence Day is Will Smith's best movie you weirdos.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:22 |
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Swan Oat posted:also i just found a forum about goats and i have a strong affinity for those creatures so i am considering deleting my account that i use to post about horrible us politics and instead just post about goats all day A good plan
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:25 |
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Swan Oat posted:Independence Day is Will Smith's best movie you weirdos. Followed by Wild Wild West.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:42 |
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Was MIB 2 the one with a lingerie model and wire-fighting? I forget.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:45 |
DemeaninDemon posted:Followed by Wild Wild West. WWW was fabulous. And awful. But really funny.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:56 |
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Wild Wild West was the first film I saw at a cinema. The only thing I remember are the giant mechanical spider and parts of the song. Good poo poo.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:59 |
R. Mute posted:Wild Wild West was the first film I saw at a cinema. The only thing I remember are the giant mechanical spider and parts of the song. Good poo poo. There's also the hot tub scene and the magnetic collars!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:01 |
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silvergoose posted:There's also the hot tub scene and the magnetic collars!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:04 |
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Cheekio posted:I would have accepted Enemy of the State. "Accepted"? That is the best. An amazingly prescient take-down of the surveillance state. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u6KdHmoMbw&t=193s Remember the 1990's, when people were concerned with security overreach? I wonder what happened in the early 2000's to make that go away for almost a decade.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:04 |
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I have a dim memory that I liked the villain and that Salma Hayek was really really really flat (acting-wise), even for her, which is saying something. That song is up there with "welcome to Miami" as Will Smith's worst songs, which is also saying something.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:05 |
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Has anyone seen A Most Wanted Man? I think I'm going to go this weekend if I can get the time off work.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:07 |
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If you have any friends that for god knows what reason like steampunk, just constantly remind them that Wild Wild West is steampunk and watch them sputter in rage.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:07 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:If you have any friends that for god knows what reason like steampunk, just constantly remind them that Wild Wild West is steampunk and watch them sputter in rage. loving Steampunk. Difference Engine was okay, and some of the Final Fantasy games featuring it were nice; otherwise, it's a bad, bad genre, and people should be ashamed about it. Also vampires. gently caress vampires. And zombies. gently caress them, too. (not literally)
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:15 |
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Wasn't The Difference Engine all about how the rich have the same mindset as in the Victorian Era, the only difference is they have access to more powerful technology?
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