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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm just wondering if the strip is going to have the balls to include a DR KAPUHT ARRESTED FOR CHILD PORN headline.

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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

EasyEW posted:

The Sorrows Of The Immaculately Pure Artist




I read this as "chick fucks" the first time.

Also:

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...



Probably funnier in my head.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Heathcliff

Grandpa did not sign on for this indignity.



Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm


For some reason, I thought communist rusky versions of disney movies would be funny.
I was wrong.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Johnny Walker posted:


Rex Morgan MD



Aaaahh!! Run, June, RUN! Never, ever side with feuding academics if you want to keep your sanity (if not job)!

While the storyline of the Omen-daughter who gets millions of dollars and chauffeured limos irks me, the academic plotline actually stresses me out. The funnies are supposed to be escapism, not reminders of the muppetrons I deal with on a daily basis. :argh:

On the other hand, this is the woman who's agreed to take on a lecturing post at the same time she's working a full time job somewhere else, expecting a baby, and writing a PhD thesis on the side, so, sure, fine, go ahead and actually try to inject reason and logic into a departmental feud, especially one led by the dean.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


What? For some reason all I can think about is Brigadier General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove, and his insane theories about Purity of Essence.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Maybe it's playing on the old wives tale that cat's steal people's breath as they sleep, combined with the running joke of the dad's bad breath.

scarycave posted:

For some reason, I thought communist rusky versions of disney movies would be funny.
I was wrong.

Stalin is not a czar.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Green Intern posted:

What? For some reason all I can think about is Brigadier General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove, and his insane theories about Purity of Essence.

Mr. Squishy posted:

Maybe it's playing on the old wives tale that cat's steal people's breath as they sleep, combined with the running joke of the dad's bad breath.

It's just something that that weird-rear end cat does. It's gotten off on Rose's garlic breath too, whatever the hell that's supposed to indicate. Probably indicative of yet another fetish of the cartoonist's.



Pretty good, Wiley, pretty good. :)

Heavenly Nostrils has finally caught up.





Wait a minute. Since when has it been that, apparently, everyone can see Marigold? I thought it was only Phoebe, unless Marigold lifted the Veil of Boringness?

9 Chickweed Lane 8/3/2003



Just Brooke starting up with the gams again. Nothing to see here.

Zits



Good luck with that.



Sure. Whatever.

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet
Everyone can see Marigold, its just that no one really recognizes her splendor unless she lifts the veil of boringness.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Wait a minute. Since when has it been that, apparently, everyone can see Marigold? I thought it was only Phoebe, unless Marigold lifted the Veil of Boringness?
Pretty sure that specifically just makes it so everyone thinks a unicorn isn't anything special.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Oh, I thought she was invisible to everyone but Phoebe, or Dakota when she chose. I see now.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County






Ripley's

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Enjoy having all of your dishes broken!

Dr. Dos
Aug 5, 2005

YAAAAAAAY!

Well, at least it saved them some time when WWII came around.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts (August 6, 1967)



Cocoa and hickory smoke. A flavor that can't be beat.

The Heartbreakingly Beautiful Saga Of The Immaculately Pure Artist contemplates a man's inability to communicate with his fellow man. Or maybe he's thinking about cancerwife, because...well y'know, black borders.



Unacceptable bullshit. Les has too big a support group at home to pull that "oh lonely boy" crap.

Classic Popeye Sunday (c. 1942)



Pogo takes a break from brick chunkin' cats to go fishing. (July 27, 1969)



First-Gen Blondie tries getting fresh with us. (c. 1942)





Out Our Way (May 29-30, 1925)



EasyEW fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Aug 3, 2014

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this


BlankIsBeautiful posted:



Sure. Whatever.

If it weren't for Mother Goose and Grimm I'd say this is the most halfassed joke I've seen in a while.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Zachary Nixon Johnson


ZNJ was apparently cancelled back on the first, so whatever. Few more months and we're done with this.

Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I'm willing to drop my comix if everybody else will do the same and this can just be the Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Megathread

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Inspector Danger has never heard of anti-fog spectacle sprays; a repeat offender escapes the justice while an innocent man goes to jail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPiPZLRnj7k

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Intelligent Life



Skip may be the most inherently hateable comic character ever created.

Big Nate



That's actually a pretty clever way to do cartoon censorship. Can anyone figure out what the bubble says?

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise





Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





Unplug the lawnmower? The past really was a terrible place.

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


I thought for sure it was because the left side of the thief's head was turned away from the home owner the whole time, so he couldn't have seen the earring.











I wonder what Inspector Danger would make of this.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Julet Esqu posted:

Unplug the lawnmower? The past really was a terrible place.

Corded lawnmowers are an actual thing, they're lighter and quieter than the gas kind. People with small yards use them.

Also, who the hell doesn't like popcorn shrimp?

Blhue
Apr 22, 2008

Fallen Rib

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Has there ever been one of these "something was stolen/destroyed and the owner was the only witness" ones that hasn't been the owner faking the whole thing?

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

I like how Inspector Danger's hatred for modern art is so great that even the empty space where the painting used to be fills him with intense loathing.

Emmy Lou


The Phantom


Sunday Rip Haywire


Classic Prince Valiant

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

That drat singing sword is cursed.

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.
TJ has such great food truck business sense, having a lovely menu and parking his truck in what appears to be an all but abandoned park where his only potential customers are a random white trash couple and some kid who wouldn't have the money for his crappy food anyway

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Wanamingo posted:

Corded lawnmowers are an actual thing, they're lighter and quieter than the gas kind. People with small yards use them.

I just think of how often I run over the cord when I'm vacuuming and I know that a corded lawnmower would be a disaster for me.










Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Julet Esqu posted:

I just think of how often I run over the cord when I'm vacuuming and I know that a corded lawnmower would be a disaster for me.

I swear to god, there was a comic strip that had the exact same thing you described as a punchline. If I could only remember which strip it was...

dismas
Jul 31, 2008



Good thing Spider-Man's spider-sense is still completely fuckin' worthless!

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

dismas posted:

Good thing Spider-Man's spider-sense is still completely fuckin' worthless!

Since he doesn't even seem to be checking all the doors I don't think the spider-sense is the issue here.

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


tiistai posted:

Since he doesn't even seem to be checking all the doors I don't think the spider-sense is the issue here.

Good point.

Good thing Spider-Man's still completely fuckin' worthless!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Still not as bad as 60's cartoon Spider-Man.

Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Aug 4, 2014

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

dismas posted:

Good point.

Good thing Spider-Man's still completely fuckin' worthless!

I caught the Amazing Spider-man 2 the other day, the new reboot one and I couldn't figure out if they are channeling newspaper spidey or not, but man, that spidey is completely unlikable, does nothing but mess everything up and gets tricked in the simplest way by the most cartoonish bad guys around. It had to be a comedy right? Like it knew it was just going to "gently caress it all" territory.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


AxeManiac posted:

I caught the Amazing Spider-man 2 the other day, the new reboot one and I couldn't figure out if they are channeling newspaper spidey or not, but man, that spidey is completely unlikable, does nothing but mess everything up and gets tricked in the simplest way by the most cartoonish bad guys around. It had to be a comedy right? Like it knew it was just going to "gently caress it all" territory.

Wait, they made another one of those? Didn't nobody like the first one?

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BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Say Nothing posted:

Still no as bad as 60's cartoon Spider-Man.



Oh God, 60s Spiderman was just as retarded as he is in the current daily strips.

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