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I'm just wondering if the strip is going to have the balls to include a DR KAPUHT ARRESTED FOR CHILD PORN headline.
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EasyEW posted:The Sorrows Of The Immaculately Pure Artist I read this as "chick fucks" the first time. Also:
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 09:08 |
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy Probably funnier in my head.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 09:44 |
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Heathcliff Grandpa did not sign on for this indignity.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 09:53 |
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Tina's Groove Family Circus Rose is Rose One Big Happy Mother Goose & Grimm Foob Compu-Toon Bizarro Dilbert
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 11:32 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Mother Goose & Grimm For some reason, I thought communist rusky versions of disney movies would be funny. I was wrong.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 12:55 |
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Johnny Walker posted:
Aaaahh!! Run, June, RUN! Never, ever side with feuding academics if you want to keep your sanity (if not job)! While the storyline of the Omen-daughter who gets millions of dollars and chauffeured limos irks me, the academic plotline actually stresses me out. The funnies are supposed to be escapism, not reminders of the muppetrons I deal with on a daily basis. On the other hand, this is the woman who's agreed to take on a lecturing post at the same time she's working a full time job somewhere else, expecting a baby, and writing a PhD thesis on the side, so, sure, fine, go ahead and actually try to inject reason and logic into a departmental feud, especially one led by the dean.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 12:57 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Rose is Rose What? For some reason all I can think about is Brigadier General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove, and his insane theories about Purity of Essence.
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Maybe it's playing on the old wives tale that cat's steal people's breath as they sleep, combined with the running joke of the dad's bad breath.scarycave posted:For some reason, I thought communist rusky versions of disney movies would be funny. Stalin is not a czar.
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Green Intern posted:What? For some reason all I can think about is Brigadier General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove, and his insane theories about Purity of Essence. Mr. Squishy posted:Maybe it's playing on the old wives tale that cat's steal people's breath as they sleep, combined with the running joke of the dad's bad breath. It's just something that that weird-rear end cat does. It's gotten off on Rose's garlic breath too, whatever the hell that's supposed to indicate. Probably indicative of yet another fetish of the cartoonist's. Pretty good, Wiley, pretty good. Heavenly Nostrils has finally caught up. Wait a minute. Since when has it been that, apparently, everyone can see Marigold? I thought it was only Phoebe, unless Marigold lifted the Veil of Boringness? 9 Chickweed Lane 8/3/2003 Just Brooke starting up with the gams again. Nothing to see here. Zits Good luck with that. Sure. Whatever.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:00 |
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Everyone can see Marigold, its just that no one really recognizes her splendor unless she lifts the veil of boringness.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Wait a minute. Since when has it been that, apparently, everyone can see Marigold? I thought it was only Phoebe, unless Marigold lifted the Veil of Boringness?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:12 |
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Oh, I thought she was invisible to everyone but Phoebe, or Dakota when she chose. I see now.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:34 |
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Bloom County Ripley's
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:47 |
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Enjoy having all of your dishes broken!
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 16:01 |
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Darthemed posted:Ripley's Well, at least it saved them some time when WWII came around.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 16:11 |
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Peanuts (August 6, 1967) Cocoa and hickory smoke. A flavor that can't be beat. The Heartbreakingly Beautiful Saga Of The Immaculately Pure Artist contemplates a man's inability to communicate with his fellow man. Or maybe he's thinking about cancerwife, because...well y'know, black borders. Unacceptable bullshit. Les has too big a support group at home to pull that "oh lonely boy" crap. Classic Popeye Sunday (c. 1942) Pogo takes a break from brick chunkin' cats to go fishing. (July 27, 1969) First-Gen Blondie tries getting fresh with us. (c. 1942) Out Our Way (May 29-30, 1925) EasyEW fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Aug 3, 2014 |
# ? Aug 3, 2014 19:02 |
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The Dinette Set
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 19:04 |
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
If it weren't for Mother Goose and Grimm I'd say this is the most halfassed joke I've seen in a while.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 19:19 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 19:22 |
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Six Chix Zippy the Pinhead Nancy Arlo and Janis Andertoons Lost Side of Suburbia Zachary Nixon Johnson ZNJ was apparently cancelled back on the first, so whatever. Few more months and we're done with this. Dick Tracy Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 20:19 |
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I'm willing to drop my comix if everybody else will do the same and this can just be the Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Megathread
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 21:01 |
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Inspector Danger has never heard of anti-fog spectacle sprays; a repeat offender escapes the justice while an innocent man goes to jail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPiPZLRnj7k
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 21:01 |
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Intelligent Life Skip may be the most inherently hateable comic character ever created. Big Nate That's actually a pretty clever way to do cartoon censorship. Can anyone figure out what the bubble says?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 21:02 |
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Modesty Blaise
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 21:14 |
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Unplug the lawnmower? The past really was a terrible place. Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz I thought for sure it was because the left side of the thief's head was turned away from the home owner the whole time, so he couldn't have seen the earring. I wonder what Inspector Danger would make of this.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 21:31 |
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Julet Esqu posted:Unplug the lawnmower? The past really was a terrible place. Corded lawnmowers are an actual thing, they're lighter and quieter than the gas kind. People with small yards use them. Also, who the hell doesn't like popcorn shrimp?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 21:49 |
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Has there ever been one of these "something was stolen/destroyed and the owner was the only witness" ones that hasn't been the owner faking the whole thing?
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 21:54 |
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I like how Inspector Danger's hatred for modern art is so great that even the empty space where the painting used to be fills him with intense loathing. Emmy Lou The Phantom Sunday Rip Haywire Classic Prince Valiant
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:01 |
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That drat singing sword is cursed.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:04 |
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TJ has such great food truck business sense, having a lovely menu and parking his truck in what appears to be an all but abandoned park where his only potential customers are a random white trash couple and some kid who wouldn't have the money for his crappy food anyway
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:06 |
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Wanamingo posted:Corded lawnmowers are an actual thing, they're lighter and quieter than the gas kind. People with small yards use them. I just think of how often I run over the cord when I'm vacuuming and I know that a corded lawnmower would be a disaster for me.
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Julet Esqu posted:I just think of how often I run over the cord when I'm vacuuming and I know that a corded lawnmower would be a disaster for me. I swear to god, there was a comic strip that had the exact same thing you described as a punchline. If I could only remember which strip it was...
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:19 |
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Good thing Spider-Man's spider-sense is still completely fuckin' worthless!
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:08 |
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dismas posted:Good thing Spider-Man's spider-sense is still completely fuckin' worthless! Since he doesn't even seem to be checking all the doors I don't think the spider-sense is the issue here.
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tiistai posted:Since he doesn't even seem to be checking all the doors I don't think the spider-sense is the issue here. Good point. Good thing Spider-Man's still completely fuckin' worthless!
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:59 |
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Still not as bad as 60's cartoon Spider-Man. Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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dismas posted:Good point. I caught the Amazing Spider-man 2 the other day, the new reboot one and I couldn't figure out if they are channeling newspaper spidey or not, but man, that spidey is completely unlikable, does nothing but mess everything up and gets tricked in the simplest way by the most cartoonish bad guys around. It had to be a comedy right? Like it knew it was just going to "gently caress it all" territory.
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AxeManiac posted:I caught the Amazing Spider-man 2 the other day, the new reboot one and I couldn't figure out if they are channeling newspaper spidey or not, but man, that spidey is completely unlikable, does nothing but mess everything up and gets tricked in the simplest way by the most cartoonish bad guys around. It had to be a comedy right? Like it knew it was just going to "gently caress it all" territory. Wait, they made another one of those? Didn't nobody like the first one?
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Say Nothing posted:Still no as bad as 60's cartoon Spider-Man. Oh God, 60s Spiderman was just as retarded as he is in the current daily strips.
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