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Germstore posted:The dick funds only grow linearly, but the material cost will increase at the square of dick length assuming he keeps the cock properly proportioned and with appropriately thick lines. If the kickstarter gets enough funding it will bankrupt him. There's also the passing fact that he has to find somewhere to put it. If he got goonrushed and wound up with $10,000 he'd be drawing a penis almost 300 yards long.
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Jedit posted:There's also the passing fact that he has to find somewhere to put it. If he got goonrushed and wound up with $10,000 he'd be drawing a penis almost 300 yards long. Where the gently caress's Nonni when we need them?
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TetsuoTW posted:Even more recently there was that kid that painted a dick on his parents' house big enough to be visible on Google Maps. 100 inches is practically a micropenis by drawn dick standards. i think his point is "if i make enough money to add more inches to the penis drawing i will beat the record" because all the tiers involve making it bigger.
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signalnoise posted:http://www.gofundme.com/c6oagc Wow. The pitch is even his sister explicitly stating it's so she'll feel less bad about herself.
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signalnoise posted:http://www.gofundme.com/c6oagc I saw him mentioned several times on forums, but only now have watched one of his videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCvNdNKs-rg How does he and his sister survive?
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Oh man memories from college. North Berkeley is the only place I've offered a homeless man food and been told he was good
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Apparently the Air BNB brothers are at it again, with a new game despite not delivering the old one https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kilobite/knuckle-club Actually doesn't look bad but I imagine that's owing to the artists they've outsourced it to
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Alan Smithee posted:Apparently the Air BNB brothers are at it again, with a new game despite not delivering the old one And...it was just suspended. Man that whole renter situation seems like a nightmare.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/833792333/stopmee-first-wearable-monitor-device-never-need-c Y'know, a good scam is usually somewhat believable. e: quote:Wanting to give more is just not possible. In regard to rewards: Kickstarter's rules were not to make any promises unless the device was actually made. Once funded and the device is made we will be raffling off 3 wristband. Unfortunately I have to follow their rules and would have liked to do more, but for one thing I'm homeless with no funds. 
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TetsuoTW posted:I also like that KS doesn't offer any option in the report list for "this project is an obvious scam" It doesn't have to. Raffles are prohibited, report him for that.
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So what do you guys think of JIBO? The video reeks of snake oil, but the person behind it is an actual roboticist at MIT.
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Gao posted:So what do you guys think of JIBO? The video reeks of snake oil, but the person behind it is an actual roboticist at MIT. Strikes me as one of those products that actually exist, but will turn out poo poo. Like the OUYA.
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Gao posted:So what do you guys think of JIBO? The video reeks of snake oil, but the person behind it is an actual roboticist at MIT. And the video looks about as realistic as the old Siri adds. But I am not sure if I would call this kind of advertising pseudoscience.
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Cyril Sneer posted:Oh man, this is just sad and stupid: Get a load of his "risks & challenges" quote:1. If my laptop explodes, I may not be able to progress with editing photos. If this issue arises, I will switch to using my desktop. So basically, if his stuff fucks up he'll substitute it for something else and it will all be fine.
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RMZXAnarchy posted:Get a load of his "risks & challenges" Well, yeah. I mean, that's pretty obviously a joke and not something he really thinks is a risk. It's a bad joke, but it's a joke.
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Gao posted:So what do you guys think of JIBO? The video reeks of snake oil, but the person behind it is an actual roboticist at MIT.
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One of the most ridiculous kickstarters posted here was for a smart teddy bear that you can have a conversation with. It had clever ai, a fun voice, and attitude! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2117525416/supertoy-worlds-first-natural-talking-teddy-bear You'd think from the video people wouldn't fund such a thing, but boy did they! It got funded. People are loving stupid. It never came out, and all the comments are basically people acknowledging they got scammed. But the founder keeps posting updates, usually comparing any other product remotely similar to theirs as some sort of copyright infringement. Kinda fun to read. His updates are written in crazyspeak, talking about his dead sensei and how he gets invited to tons of tech talks 
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kirbysuperstar posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/833792333/stopmee-first-wearable-monitor-device-never-need-c This kind of poo poo makes me sick because Kickstarter's thorough screening process rejected my humorous yet serious kickstarter for raising funds to send the first elephant into space without giving me any reason why they rejected it.
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The Cybermatrix https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-tu01 I dare you to complete the video challenge (funding completed)
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Alan Smithee posted:The Cybermatrix Woah this dude is serious about his quantum turbine engine
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Hello Meow posted:Dude looks like he really has to pee he's legit autistic, that rocking back and forth is a really common behaviour
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The potato salad guy ended with $55,492 in pledges, no word yet on whether he actually received all of that. His latest update has information on how he's going to try and fulfill all the pledge rewards:quote:"Receive a bite of the potato salad" Part of every pledge reward tier was a promise of saying every backer's name out loud while he makes the potato salad and it looks like he intends to recite all 6,911 names.  As for whatever money is left over: quote:We are going to contribute a significant portion of the remaining money to the fund at the Columbus Foundation. This will create a permanent fund to help Central Ohio's non-profits end hunger and homelessness. These types of funds gain interest every year and grow over time, so, while our little internet joke will one day be forgotten, the impact will be felt forever.
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Alan Smithee posted:Uh, didn't someone say using it for charity was against the TOS? It's probably different when you do it after you've gotten way more money than you need and it's changed hands, as opposed to doing a kickstarter for a charity.
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Alan Smithee posted:The Cybermatrix Keep in mind, this is the third time he has tried to get this thing funded. Apparently dropping the funding goal to $500 was all he needed. Guess that's all that is needed for "Gaming of the future!"  His risks and challenges? "nothing special."
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Alan Smithee posted:The Cybermatrix Wow, it took a few tries but the Cybermatrix 100 actually made it. I'm really confused.
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Alan Smithee posted:Uh, didn't someone say using it for charity was against the TOS? Projects that set out to raise money for charity and mention it in the pitch or the pledge rewards would be in breach of the ToS but since his actual project wasn't anything to do with charity and he only backannounced the donation after the pledges had already came in he's safe. Also this has turned into the biggest promotional event for Kickstarter for years so there's no way they would have shut him down over something like that even if he had broken their rules.
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Alan Smithee posted:The Cybermatrix Man watching that video made me feel kinda bad for the guy but hey now he can eat for a month so oh well.
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cybermatrixguy posted:I LIVE IN ST LOUIS FOR ABOUT 18 YEARS NOW, AND I WAS RAISED IN A POOR HOUSEHOLD, GOT HOSPITILIZED 15 DIFFERENT TIMES AND I ALWAYS SPEND MONEY ON THINGS I ONLY WANT RATHER NEED. IN A HOUSE OF JUST MY PARENTS AND ME, HOWEVER I WAS RAISED IN ORLANDO, FL IN A HOUSE OF 2 OLDER SISTERS, AND ONE OLDER BROTHER. I WAS RAISED IN A LARGE SIZED FAMILY, BUT I LIVE ALONE WITH PARENTS THAT LOVES ME AND CARES FOR ME. I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM. 
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