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Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Glad Oliver actually clarified "Yo seriously, gently caress Mountain Dew. It's disgusting." because the advertisers don't mind tongue-in-cheek product placement that gives its stupid wink wink, nod nod.

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vote_no
Nov 22, 2005

The rush is on.
Then what about Diet Coke?

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

vote_no posted:

Then what about Diet Coke?

Pretty sure they had to use a viable product for that joke.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Bown posted:

Sort of a shame they've pussied out on Gaza at least twice now though. I mean I'm sure there are reasons and I don't let it bother me but it deserves more than just a small bit at the top of every episode.

John Oliver isn't going to talk about Israel, ever.

In addition to being a businessman, Levin [the president of HBO] is a philanthropist; he is a supporter of Jewish causes and engages in other charitable and philanthropic work as well. He is a trustee and supporter of the Museum of Jewish Heritage,[8] among other charitable organizations.

That's not to say this automatically makes Levin a Zionist. But who knows what Levin's views are? I doubt John Oliver wants to find out by starting to weigh in on the Israel/Palestine conflict.

Kelfeftaf fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Aug 5, 2014

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
If only someone talked about the Gaza conflict.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
It'd be funny, though, if he did a scathing analysis of Israel, claimed they weren't a legitimate country, and did a deconstruction of the media bias surrounding the conflict.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I don't even know what to say about people trying to claim that native advertising isn't a form of deception. It's completely bizarre.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I don't even know what to say about people trying to claim that native advertising isn't a form of deception. It's completely bizarre.

Say "Describe what a native advertisement looks like to me."

If it looks like a duck.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Powershift posted:

The USS constitution is still technically a comissioned warship in the US navy.

The argentinian navy does still have actual ships, it's not like that's what they use to defend their country.

The Greek navy has a trireme as a commissioned ship, too.

ufarn
May 30, 2009
I think Oliver's forté is in finding stories most people don't cover, and while the coverage of Israel-Palestine is very biased, it's not exactly a story flying under our radar, especially when you consider how social media are drowning out MSM coverage.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
John Oliver pulls out the British card a lot, and the fact remains that the creation of Israel was Britain's fault. That probably hurts.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


He frequently has said on the Bugle that the British were cartoon supervillains.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Propaganda Machine posted:

John Oliver pulls out the British card a lot, and the fact remains that the creation of Israel was Britain's fault. That probably hurts.

He's said in a previous episode that being British when discussing world history is like being a person who was black out drunk last night. You don't remember what you did but you accept that it was probably your fault.

VagueRant
May 24, 2012
I loving hate that Katy Perry song.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
He also had that great bit on the Daily Show last year where he was a 19th century explorer drawing arbitrary borders for the Middle East.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

Grand Fromage posted:

The Greek navy has a trireme as a commissioned ship, too.
The Royal Navy has the oldest commissioned ship, the HMS Victory. This was Nelson's flagship in the battle of Trafalgar and she remains the flagship for the First Sea Lord. However it's in dry dock so having a fancy pants title doesn't translate in to the First Sea Lord being able to sail anywhere.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

VagueRant posted:

I loving hate that Katy Perry song.

Me too. Dark Horse is a lot better. :colbert:

Norwegian Rudo
May 9, 2013

Cacator posted:

Me too. Dark Horse is a lot better. :colbert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU_9yi6xvRs

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

jojoinnit posted:

He also had that great bit on the Daily Show last year where he was a 19th century explorer drawing arbitrary borders for the Middle East.

Bahahaha. Is there a link?!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Propaganda Machine posted:

Bahahaha. Is there a link?!

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/kovgs5/sir-archibald-mapsalot-iii

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

"Calling me racist implies that I care enough to have bothered to learn things about these people in order to dislike them!"

:allears:

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Pablo Bluth posted:

The Royal Navy has the oldest commissioned ship, the HMS Victory. This was Nelson's flagship in the battle of Trafalgar and she remains the flagship for the First Sea Lord. However it's in dry dock so having a fancy pants title doesn't translate in to the First Sea Lord being able to sail anywhere.

Aside of such traditions, many navies use sailing ships to train officers. Germany's Gorch Fock, Italy's Amerigo Vespucci, Norway's Christian Radich, Japan's Kaiwo Maru...

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Starfleet's USS Republic...

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
Argentina should just go gun boat on his rear end and kidnap him or stalk his yacht with there real navy just because they should.

Grand Fromage posted:

He frequently has said on the Bugle that the British were cartoon supervillains.

The British aren't cartoon supervillains, they are real life supervillains as they where very good at world conquest.

Astro Nut
Feb 22, 2013

Nonsensical Space Powers, Activate! Form of Friendship!
The British Empire was a very mixed bag when it came to carving out its Empire. Sometimes, we'd be clever, and support local lords favourable to our cause, and then using both financial and military support, make them reliant on us to a point wherein we would simply wield de facto control before taking over (see: the Carnatic Wars, followed by the effective subjugation of the Mughal Lords). Sometimes, we'd, to paraphrase Blackadder, simply make sure that the enemy didn't have guns before going in. And sometimes, we'd still gently caress it up anyway because nobody had enough foresight (or enough care to have foresight) to double check where we drew country borders or how we had balanced economic systems (see again: India, specifically how we bled Bengal dry from the richest of India's provinces to one of its poorest, though time has healed some of the damage).

So yes, cartoon supervillains - starting out each episode's scheme somewhat conniving and tricky, before finding some way to stupidly screw it up in the most obviously avoidable fashion by the twenty minute mark so we could ultimately be thwarted.

On the episode itself, having just watched it (catching up from a week's holiday), I'm officially glad that we have a news organisation actually paid out of the TV license. Means we don't have to worry about advertising issues like these.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
Quite. We instead have to worry about the Tory party scaring them into being biased to the right.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
And then you had people like Lawrence who had a clue, but none of the higher ups listened to him

uublog
Jul 19, 2012

"World Champions. WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS." - Chase Utley, October 31, 2008; Broad Street, Philadelphia, PA
I, for one, am glad that the #PittsburghOlympics2024 campaign is finally underway

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Since I accidently posted in The Daily Show thread, here is what I posted.

Isn't there a PC version of Diplomacy?

Oh, THAT'S what Money Mutual is.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
Full list of suggested passwords:

freeblagojevich
johnmayer_egot
lazenbybestbond
mrlobsterbrownies
teamheigl
michaelbaymodernfellini
veganandinevermentionit
johnoliver=christiangrey
mrschrisbrown
kimye4ever
vassarfootball
moonitselfisfaked
1000fishbutts
rieslingdelicious

uublog
Jul 19, 2012

"World Champions. WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS." - Chase Utley, October 31, 2008; Broad Street, Philadelphia, PA

DivisionPost posted:

Full list of suggested passwords:

freeblagojevich
johnmayer_egot
lazenbybestbond
mrlobsterbrownies
teamheigl
michaelbaymodernfellini
veganandinevermentionit
johnoliver=christiangrey
mrschrisbrown
kimye4ever
vassarfootball
moonitselfisfaked
1000fishbutts
rieslingdelicious

Oh my god thank you. Some of these are really brilliant. Like I'm a huge fan of Vassar football and John Mayer's valiant effort for the EGOT (if that rear end in a top hat from Maroon 5 can get a movie role, then anyone can, and from there, anything's possible)

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
I call Dingo!

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
This episode seemed less funny than usual. A Twilight joke? Really?

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

If that becomes a new recurring joke on this show, I approve.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

DivisionPost posted:

Full list of suggested passwords:

freeblagojevich
johnmayer_egot
lazenbybestbond
mrlobsterbrownies
teamheigl
michaelbaymodernfellini
veganandinevermentionit
johnoliver=christiangrey
mrschrisbrown
kimye4ever
vassarfootball
moonitselfisfaked
1000fishbutts
rieslingdelicious

These would all make great usernames.

I liked the piece on payday loan companies too - though it's depressing to see how stacked the Texas state legislature is.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Bown posted:

This episode seemed less funny than usual. A Twilight joke? Really?

Part of me suspects he actually just read them.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Propaganda Machine posted:

John Oliver pulls out the British card a lot, and the fact remains that the creation of Israel was Britain's fault. That probably hurts.

On the Bugle he called the British Museum "the world's largest active crime scene."

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

DivisionPost posted:

Full list of suggested passwords:

freeblagojevich
johnmayer_egot
lazenbybestbond
mrlobsterbrownies
teamheigl
michaelbaymodernfellini
veganandinevermentionit
johnoliver=christiangrey
mrschrisbrown
kimye4ever
vassarfootball
moonitselfisfaked
1000fishbutts
rieslingdelicious

Unfortunately there plenty of women out there who still want to be Mrs. Chris Brown.

Cool Cherry Cream
Jun 15, 2013
I've always wondered how those benign Pay Day Loan commercials worked and how they were probably scams. And now I know thanks John!

Bown posted:

This episode seemed less funny than usual. A Twilight joke? Really?
Eh yeah. It seemed less 'informative in a funny way' and more 'informative and then be funny'. If that makes sense. That's why it ended on a overtly goofy note. It didn't even have an "And Now" segment, did it?

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Astro Nut
Feb 22, 2013

Nonsensical Space Powers, Activate! Form of Friendship!

BigRed0427 posted:

Since I accidently posted in The Daily Show thread, here is what I posted.

Isn't there a PC version of Diplomacy?

Oh, THAT'S what Money Mutual is.

There is literally a game series called Diplomacy, which mostly deals with internal politics rather than international relations, and is basically winnable if you throw on a carbon emissions tax from the get go, since you'll eventually generate enough money to budget anything.

I may have also poked John's official twitter about checking it out, though I will admit to doubting if he'll see it.

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