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Writer Cath posted:Down in front! Writer Cath, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from posting in this thread.
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TMMadman posted:Writer Cath, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from posting in this thread. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it. I made a special cake for you to ruin. It's over there.
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Aug 6, 2014 05:20
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Do over Ham posted:Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it. I made a special cake for you to ruin. It's over there. It's not Magaggie's birthday?
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Aug 6, 2014 06:29
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MondayHotDog posted:It's not Magaggie's birthday? See? This thing is all screwed up! Who the heck is 'Margaret' Simpson?
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Aug 6, 2014 06:33
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Everything Counts posted:See? This thing is all screwed up! Who the heck is 'Margaret' Simpson? Oh, oh yes, Homer and Marge Simpson. Oh, and these must be Bart, Lisa and, uh, Expecting.
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Aug 6, 2014 06:36
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TMMadman posted:And talk about a preachy book, everybody's a sinner! I've done everything the bible tells me! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff. I even kept kosher to be on the safe side! Alternative quote: "Have you actually read this thing? It's a sin to even go to the bathroom." Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Aug 6, 2014 |
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Aug 6, 2014 06:42
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Aug 6, 2014 06:44
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Oh bad dog! I condemn the to hell! Good boy, don't stop the music, bad dog!!
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Aug 6, 2014 06:47
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MondayHotDog posted:Oh, oh yes, Homer and Marge Simpson. Oh, and these must be Bart, Lisa and, uh, Expecting. Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife, Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles! Mind if I come in? I brought chocolates.
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Aug 6, 2014 06:50
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mrfart posted:Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife, Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles! Mind if I come in? I brought chocolates. YABA-DABA-DOO!
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Aug 6, 2014 06:56
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mrfart posted:Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife, Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles! Mind if I come in? I brought chocolates. HotDog, MondayHotDog He's the greatest goon in history From the Simpsons Quote Thread He's about to post a "ban me"
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Aug 6, 2014 07:09
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MondayHotDog posted:It's not Magaggie's birthday? Now where's that Cake?!
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Aug 6, 2014 07:18
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gingerberger posted:Now where's that Cake?! I pickled the figs myself. 
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Aug 6, 2014 08:20
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Facepalm Ranger posted:YABA-DABA-DOO! I LIKE TALKING TO YOU!
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Aug 6, 2014 08:25
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Now, Mr. Rude, I just want you to know I'm a good sport, so if you want to make fun of my legendary love of cashews, you have at it!
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Aug 6, 2014 09:23
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TMMadman posted:Writer Cath, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from posting in this thread. How long was that?
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Aug 6, 2014 12:44
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Writer Cath posted:How long was that? Eh, it's worth a Pabst.
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Aug 6, 2014 14:07
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Writer Cath posted:How long was that? You're right, Writer Cath. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!
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Aug 6, 2014 15:09
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Oh bad dog! I condemn the to hell! Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one! The one that mauled Jimmy!
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Aug 6, 2014 16:04
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TMMadman posted:You're right, Writer Cath. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again! Just make sure your father eats all his meals over a tarp. ...but not the good tarp.
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Aug 6, 2014 16:41
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Red posted:Just make sure your father eats all his meals over a tarp. If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.
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Aug 6, 2014 16:52
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The Dennis System posted:Now, Mr. Rude, I just want you to know I'm a good sport, so if you want to make fun of my legendary love of cashews, you have at it! Oh, what's the use? I'll never be a popular, beloved billionaire like gingerberger.
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Aug 6, 2014 17:20
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After The War posted:If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl. Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
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Aug 6, 2014 17:22
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CatchrNdRy posted:Oh, what's the use? I'll never be a popular, beloved billionaire like gingerberger. I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that.  Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!
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Aug 6, 2014 17:46
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IMJack posted:I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that. Ha ha! Why would you need to see it? You're the genius that invented the product in question.
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Aug 6, 2014 18:07
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IMJack posted:I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that. Okay you're you, I'm me.
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Aug 6, 2014 18:24
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CatchrNdRy posted:Okay you're you, I'm me. I'm Me...?!?!
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Aug 6, 2014 18:41
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gingerberger posted:I'm Me...?!?! Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Turmericfarmer," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
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Aug 6, 2014 18:58
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gingerberger posted:I'm Me...?!?! (Sigh) Now when I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. "Hello, Mr. Thompson."
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Aug 6, 2014 18:58
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gingerberger posted:I'm Me...?!?! Listen, why don't YOU play Carl Reiner, and let ME play gingerberger? I hate Carl Reiner! 
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Aug 6, 2014 21:24
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TMMadman posted:Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Turmericfarmer," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. ThNextGreenLantern posted:(Sigh) Now when I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Oh Bart, quote threads don't have to be 100% realistic!
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Aug 6, 2014 22:59
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After The War posted:Oh Bart, quote threads don't have to be 100% realistic! The beautiful thing about quote threads is you don't have to pay the posters squat! And you can change them and nobody can tell the diddly-ifference.
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Aug 6, 2014 23:16
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CatchrNdRy posted:Oh, what's the use? I'll never be a popular, beloved billionaire like gingerberger. We're both wealthy industrialists. We both made shells for the Nazis. But mine worked, damnit!
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Aug 6, 2014 23:17
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jscolon2.0 posted:We're both wealthy industrialists. We both made shells for the Nazis. But mine worked, damnit! We'll all be rich. Rich as Nazis!
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Aug 6, 2014 23:20
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Do over Ham? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium. No, you see when I said he sleeps with the fishes I meant....
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Aug 6, 2014 23:32
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jscolon2.0 posted:We're both wealthy industrialists. We both made shells for the Nazis. But mine worked, damnit! What's a battle?
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Aug 6, 2014 23:45
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Mister Kingdom posted:We'll all be rich. Rich as Nazis! We'll live like kings! drat hell rear end kings!
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Aug 6, 2014 23:47
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Drink-Mix Man posted:We'll live like kings! drat hell rear end kings! How many monkey butlers will there be?
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jscolon2.0 posted:We're both wealthy industrialists. We both made shells for the Nazis. But mine worked, damnit! What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train which I could also afford? 
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gingerberger posted:What's a battle? Did that goon just say "what's a battle?"
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