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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Updated poster for Plutarch:

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

rawillkill posted:

More Hunger Games stuff:

District 13 character posters














They forgot the "Ultimatum"!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Kinda hoping that District 13 features parkour masters.

Neowyrm
Dec 23, 2011

It's not like I pack a lunch box full of missiles when I go to work!

Gonz posted:

Kinda hoping that District 13 features parkour masters.

Bless

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Don't leave your uncle Tee-bag hanging!

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Almost certainly screening this as part of this week's Friday Night Flicks. Doubly so after being told it has James "Uncle Phil" Avery in the cast.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Updated poster for Plutarch:



That's not funny. :smith:

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
Oh God no poor Effie, she just wants to be fancy. :smith:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Jonny Angel posted:

Oh God no poor Effie, she just wants to be fancy. :smith:

Yeah, that looks oddly heartbreaking.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Unused John Alvin posters for Jurassic Park



:wtc:

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Bit spoilery to show the only 6 survivors right out of the gate, I can see why they cut it

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Laura Dern got that giraffe neck.

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
That lightning-ghost T-rex looks fuckin badass though

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

victorious posted:

That lightning-ghost T-rex looks fuckin badass though

It makes me think that someone submitted just that as a drawing and someone in advertising demanded a poster with it as the center piece.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Bit spoilery to show the only 6 survivors right out of the gate, I can see why they cut it

That plus the potential horror of seeing people's heads growing out of the gate.

But yeah, victorious is right that the lightning-ghost T-Rex does look pretty cool.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

It's looks awesome but its made of clouds, not lightning.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

When I glance at it I keep seeing Hammond with a tiny body holding a guitar like KK Slider.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Goldblum doesn't even look like himself and looks like he could fit into any 80s comedy.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Goldblum doesn't even look like himself and looks like he could fit into any 80s comedy.

He looks like the star of a show called C.S.I.G.O.L.D.B.L.U.M.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Sam Neill got some heavy brow action like Frankenstein's Monster.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The last 4 in the link are pretty awesome.


I mean that part didn't really happen, but it's close enough and looks awesome.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




These posters look like they're the kind of thing that was airbrushed onto the sides of dodgy funfair rides circa 1995.

Necrothatcher fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Aug 8, 2014

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Mr. Flunchy posted:

These posters look like they the kind of thing that was airbrushed onto the sides of dodgy funfair rides circa 1995.

Yep. All that JP poster needs is MC Hammer, Jim Kelly, Dan Marino and some of the Goonies.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Skwirl posted:

The last 4 in the link are pretty awesome.


I mean that part didn't really happen, but it's close enough and looks awesome.

I guess the concept is semi decent but the execution looks like runny poo poo to me. The T-Rex looks doofy.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

PriorMarcus posted:

I guess the concept is semi decent but the execution looks like runny poo poo to me. The T-Rex looks doofy.

T-Rex's have tiny baby arms and massive underbites. T-Rex's have always looked doofy. That's why nature selected it for extinction.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

PriorMarcus posted:

I guess the concept is semi decent but the execution looks like runny poo poo to me. The T-Rex looks doofy.


They're basically an 8 ton chicken that wants to eat you what part of that isn't terrifying?

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Gonz posted:

T-Rex's have tiny baby arms and massive underbites. T-Rex's have always looked doofy. That's why nature selected it for extinction.

The worst thing the Discovery Channel ever did to my childhood was produce Valley of the T-Rex.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Does anyone have the post handy where SMG (I think?) makes a convincing case for the final Jurassic Park poster being the greatest ever made?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Probably not a hippy movie.

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

The MSJ posted:

Probably not a hippy movie.



The first one was cute, but I'm not really sure why it necessitates a sequel. I hear it was a big hit in the UK?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Everyone's mums really enjoyed it.

NarkyBark
Dec 7, 2003

one funky chicken
My poppy hated it though.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
There's another brit-India romcom this year, produced by Spielberg. New genre?

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

effectual posted:

There's another brit-India romcom this year, produced by Spielberg. New genre?

With the amount of money Marigold Hotel made, probably. I also think Grand Budapest Hotel did quite well, so that's not gonna help things.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



axleblaze posted:

With the amount of money Marigold Hotel made, probably. I also think Grand Budapest Hotel did quite well, so that's not gonna help things.

New genre: Movies with the word "hotel" in the title. Hotel For Dogs 2 incoming.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

How long before a Fawlty Towers reboot?

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Hotel Rwanda 2.

It would just be about tourists visiting Rwanda and feeling sad after visiting some memorials, but generally having a nice time.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


By the colors and the flowers I thought it was a Day of the Dead movie...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Desperado Bones posted:

By the colors and the flowers I thought it was a Day of the Dead movie...

Many of the characters are old people so...

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Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Almost certainly screening this as part of this week's Friday Night Flicks. Doubly so after being told it has James "Uncle Phil" Avery in the cast.

Quoting myself to say...

The poster lied. :argh:

Seriously one of the least comprehensible slices of 80's kinda-ALIEN, kinda-BLADE RUNNER, lots of-ELECTRIC DREAMS sci-fi I've seen recently. And glacially paced to boot.

We followed it up with Eric Roberts and James Earl Jones having a scenery-eating contest in THE AMBULANCE, and all was right with the world again.

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