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I thought the fish died.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 23:02 |
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it wouldn't be surprising, if the guy was taking the chat's advice to use food to make it swim around more or move toward certain buttons
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 23:07 |
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But that would be cheating~
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 08:04 |
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http://www.dailystormer.com/western-feminists-attack-indians-for-photoshoot-glamorizing-gang-rape/ Is the daily stormer some neonazi site or really painful satire or what? quote:A fashion shoot in India is coming under international fire for featuring a woman getting groped by men on a bus, apparently purposefully referencing the infamous 2012 Delhi gang-rape case. And the Indian photoshoot are also the idiots. What the hell.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 08:47 |
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I'm guessing with a name like "Daily Stormer" that yes, it is a neonazi site. And what the gently caress with that photo shoot, messed up. Oh look, their front page has a section for news stories categorized as the "Jewish Problem" 54 40 or fuck has a new favorite as of 13:19 on Aug 10, 2014 |
# ? Aug 10, 2014 13:13 |
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It took me to long to notice that was the women's arm an hand and not a penis around those....legs? Still a little confused.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 14:35 |
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Red's full text was: "Now now Robby, you're supposed to be a liberal ... It's not their fault i'm sure that all that government assistance certainly can't be enough and a job out of the question.., they might miss the Jerry Springer show .."
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:55 |
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N. Senada posted:
I wonder what the sermon was about during mass. I bet it was that time Jesus was like "gently caress poor people, they smell. Being rich is the only way to get into heaven."
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:10 |
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It's a good church like that.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:13 |
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kazil posted:I wonder what the sermon was about during mass. I bet it was that time Jesus was like "gently caress poor people, they smell. Being rich is the only way to get into heaven." FYGM Jesus is my favorite Jesus.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:29 |
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:58 |
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kazil posted:I wonder what the sermon was about during mass. I bet it was that time Jesus was like "gently caress poor people, they smell. Being rich is the only way to get into heaven." Assuming this is Bellevue, Wa., that's probably right. Bellevue is mostly for people who have money and don't want to deal with the poors in Seattle, but don't have enough money for Mercer Island.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:48 |
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mng posted:I liked when that one sov-cit guy got tased like a bitch. "I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT TO!" P. Barnes won't take any of your poo poo.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:58 |
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Deltasquid posted:What the hell. You don't get it plebe, he's being sexy and provocative, and not in any way crassly cashing in on a controversial subject to bathe in the limelight while not having in any way to bear the consequences of the rape he's using to become a superstar.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:06 |
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kazil posted:I wonder what the sermon was about during mass. I bet it was that time Jesus was like "gently caress poor people, they smell. Being rich is the only way to get into heaven." This is a legitimate* and rising interpretation of Christianity. Any affluent area church is probably preaching about why it's ok to be rich, it's not unheard of or even uncommon. *as in, it's a real thing If you want to have a laugh, listen to them try to explain away the "eye of a needle" thing.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:18 |
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Varjon posted:If you want to have a laugh, listen to them try to explain away the "eye of a needle" thing. I actually had this one explained to me as a kid. The pastor said it was a famous mistranslation, and Jesus actually said it was easier for a camel's hair to pass through the eye of a needle. Then he told us that needles back then were much, much bigger, and it was actually pretty easy to put a camel's hair through the eye of a needle.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:30 |
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SodomyGoat101 posted:I actually had this one explained to me as a kid. The pastor said it was a famous mistranslation, and Jesus actually said it was easier for a camel's hair to pass through the eye of a needle. Then he told us that needles back then were much, much bigger, and it was actually pretty easy to put a camel's hair through the eye of a needle. That's...marginally better than the typical explanation which is there was a really narrow gate in Jerusalem called the Eye of the Needle and in order for a merchant to get a camel through they had to take off some the stuff it was carrying. So you see, what Jesus was really saying was that you couldn't be TOO rich, just kinda rich. No prize for guessing how much historical evidence there is for this supposed gate in Jerusalem.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:34 |
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1stGear posted:That's...marginally better than the typical explanation which is there was a really narrow gate in Jerusalem called the Eye of the Needle and in order for a merchant to get a camel through they had to take off some the stuff it was carrying. So you see, what Jesus was really saying was that you couldn't be TOO rich, just kinda rich. Funny, because elsewhere he specifically advocated giving away all your worldly possessions and becoming a bum. You'd think that would suggest he didn't value 'riches'.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:37 |
19"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20"But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in or steal;… From Matthew ch6. Seems pretty clear to me
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:44 |
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So be a job creator with your money (to make more money) and also you can kill thieves if you want. That's what I'm getting at least.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:53 |
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SybilVimes posted:Funny, because elsewhere he specifically advocated giving away all your worldly possessions and becoming a bum. You'd think that would suggest he didn't value 'riches'. That isn't in the bible my pastor reads to me from his hand picked verses.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:11 |
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Breaky posted:19"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20"But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in or steal;… Earth = where the poor plebs live Heaven = where the rich masters live
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:22 |
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For every Bible verse that agrees with your belief, there are two that disagree.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:34 |
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SpliffClavin posted:For every Bible verse that agrees with your belief, there are two that disagree. Where are all these bible verses about how rich people are awesome and need to focus on getting even more money
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:38 |
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In the Book of Mormon
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:56 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Where are all these bible verses about how rich people are awesome and need to focus on getting even more money The great thing about the Bible is that it's really vague. You can interpret the verses to suit your needs. God hardly ever shows up to clarify himself.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:02 |
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SpliffClavin posted:God hardly ever shows up to clarify himself. He does, it's called the new testament
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:03 |
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It's a bit meta, but the other day a journalist wrote 1,400 words about how he doesn't care that some people blocked him. At least he isn't calling the Block Bot some ultra-misogynist evil like some people are?
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:11 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:He does, it's called the new testament And then people kept asking for more clarification, so He wrote the Qu'ran.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:29 |
Don Gato posted:And then people kept asking for more clarification, so He wrote the Qu'ran. It was a this point He basically said "Okay that's it, no more prophets, stop bugging me jfc"
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:37 |
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Deltasquid posted:http://www.dailystormer.com/western-feminists-attack-indians-for-photoshoot-glamorizing-gang-rape/ Haha so aside from the obvious racism this guy is arguing that gang rape is part of christian morality. And that's a good thing.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:42 |
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swampland posted:Haha so aside from the obvious racism this guy is arguing that gang rape is part of christian morality. And that's a good thing.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 22:35 |
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EdibleBodyParts posted:Assuming this is Bellevue, Wa., that's probably right. Bellevue is mostly for people who have money and don't want to deal with the poors in Seattle, but don't have enough money for Mercer Island. It's in the Greater Cincinnati area, fyi.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 22:37 |
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Comedy gold.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 02:16 |
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i didn't want to believe this was real, but apparently, it is http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...isney-days.html then i found out they did a marge simpson version
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 02:49 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Where are all these bible verses about how rich people are awesome and need to focus on getting even more money No joke there are people who think that this is what the Parable of the Talents means.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 02:52 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:It was a this point He basically said "Okay that's it, no more prophets, stop bugging me jfc" What about Joseph Smith?
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 02:57 |
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I blocked that Joshua Feuerstein moron and literally everything & everyone having to do with him from my Facebook. Even anyone who likes him or shares his videos once is getting blocked. He is literally THE most annoying person I have ever seen on the Internet and that requires some kind of award. I'm not even being hyperbolic when I say that. e: this is an example of him at his finest for anyone curious. His videos are super popular among the evangelical Christian set and are regularly shared with tens of thousands of likes. Captain Mog has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Aug 11, 2014 |
# ? Aug 11, 2014 03:40 |
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This is more like Assholes on Social Media but whatever.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 04:53 |
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AnonymousNarcotics posted:This is more like Assholes on Social Media but whatever. I'll hazard a guess that they're not talking about the two women in that photo.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 05:00 |