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change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

I thought the fish died.

# ? Aug 9, 2014 23:02

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# ? May 24, 2024 13:46

Excels: Mar 7, 2012; Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

it wouldn't be surprising, if the guy was taking the chat's advice to use food to make it swim around more or move toward certain buttons

# ? Aug 9, 2014 23:07

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

But that would be cheating~

# ? Aug 10, 2014 08:04

Deltasquid: Apr 10, 2013; awww...
you guys made me ink!

THUNDERDOME

http://www.dailystormer.com/western-feminists-attack-indians-for-photoshoot-glamorizing-gang-rape/

Is the daily stormer some neonazi site or really painful satire or what?

quote:

A fashion shoot in India is coming under international fire for featuring a woman getting groped by men on a bus, apparently purposefully referencing the infamous 2012 Delhi gang-rape case.

The feminists are having seizures.

...

What the glamorization of a rape scene shows is that rape is a deeply embedded, genetically-determined aspect of Indian sexuality. These people are not the same as us, and their minds do not function in the same way. Just as animals �rape� one another as a normal method of breeding, so do many humans.

But the feminist blogosphere is outraged by the images. Because outrage is their livelihood.

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It is ridiculous that the White Western World wishes to enforce their morality on these savage brown people. Morality is a function of the social order, designed to make it work. If Indians can maintain a functional social order while celebrating gang-rape, whose business is that? Some teenage feminist on Tumbler? Even if they can�t maintain their social order by promoting gang-rape, whose problem is that?

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Why do we think it is our job to go fix these people? Is there anything more condescending than going to brown countries and trying to tell the people how to live their lives? Isn�t that the exact same thing that the evil White colonizers get accused of doing?

If it is different, liberals, than what exactly is the difference?

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Your only possible argument would be that feminist morality is objectively better than Christian morality, and that would be a fallacy because by definition morality is an abstraction which can only be deemed objective in nature when being defined by an stable social paradigm. In other words, inflicting any type of moral imperative on a foreign culture is a condescending social invasion.

Another difference is that during the colonial period, we didn�t already know that it is impossible to get brown people to abide by civilized Western codes of conduct. We now have hundreds of years of this fact being repeatedly demonstrated. End your Jihad against thousands of years old perverted Indian weirdness, and do something about the black rape epidemic in America, or the Muslim rape epidemic in Europe.

And the Indian photoshoot are also the idiots.

What the hell.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 08:47

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

I'm guessing with a name like "Daily Stormer" that yes, it is a neonazi site. And what the gently caress with that photo shoot, messed up.

Oh look, their front page has a section for news stories categorized as the "Jewish Problem" :shepface:

54 40 or fuck has a new favorite as of 13:19 on Aug 10, 2014

# ? Aug 10, 2014 13:13

Darth Freddy: Feb 6, 2007; An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

It took me to long to notice that was the women's arm an hand and not a penis around those....legs? Still a little confused.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 14:35

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Red's full text was:

"Now now Robby, you're supposed to be a liberal ... It's not their fault i'm sure that all that government assistance certainly can't be enough and a job out of the question.., they might miss the Jerry Springer show .."

# ? Aug 10, 2014 15:55

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

N. Senada posted:

Red's full text was:

"Now now Robby, you're supposed to be a liberal ... It's not their fault i'm sure that all that government assistance certainly can't be enough and a job out of the question.., they might miss the Jerry Springer show .."

I wonder what the sermon was about during mass. I bet it was that time Jesus was like "gently caress poor people, they smell. Being rich is the only way to get into heaven."

# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:10

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

It's a good church like that.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:13

Ninjasaurus: Feb 11, 2014; This is indeed a disturbing universe.

kazil posted:

I wonder what the sermon was about during mass. I bet it was that time Jesus was like "gently caress poor people, they smell. Being rich is the only way to get into heaven."

FYGM Jesus is my favorite Jesus.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:29

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# ? Aug 10, 2014 16:58

EdibleBodyParts: Dec 27, 2005; Body Parts...that are edible

kazil posted:

I wonder what the sermon was about during mass. I bet it was that time Jesus was like "gently caress poor people, they smell. Being rich is the only way to get into heaven."

Assuming this is Bellevue, Wa., that's probably right. Bellevue is mostly for people who have money and don't want to deal with the poors in Seattle, but don't have enough money for Mercer Island.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:48

Kraps: Sep 9, 2011; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

mng posted:

I liked when that one sov-cit guy got tased like a bitch. "I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT TO!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

P. Barnes won't take any of your poo poo.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:58

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Deltasquid posted:

What the hell.

You don't get it plebe, he's being sexy and provocative, and not in any way crassly cashing in on a controversial subject to bathe in the limelight while not having in any way to bear the consequences of the rape he's using to become a superstar.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:06

Varjon: Oct 9, 2012; Comrades, I am discover LSD!

kazil posted:

I wonder what the sermon was about during mass. I bet it was that time Jesus was like "gently caress poor people, they smell. Being rich is the only way to get into heaven."

This is a legitimate* and rising interpretation of Christianity. Any affluent area church is probably preaching about why it's ok to be rich, it's not unheard of or even uncommon.

*as in, it's a real thing

If you want to have a laugh, listen to them try to explain away the "eye of a needle" thing.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:18

SodomyGoat101: Nov 20, 2012

Varjon posted:

If you want to have a laugh, listen to them try to explain away the "eye of a needle" thing.

I actually had this one explained to me as a kid. The pastor said it was a famous mistranslation, and Jesus actually said it was easier for a camel's hair to pass through the eye of a needle. Then he told us that needles back then were much, much bigger, and it was actually pretty easy to put a camel's hair through the eye of a needle.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:30

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

SodomyGoat101 posted:

I actually had this one explained to me as a kid. The pastor said it was a famous mistranslation, and Jesus actually said it was easier for a camel's hair to pass through the eye of a needle. Then he told us that needles back then were much, much bigger, and it was actually pretty easy to put a camel's hair through the eye of a needle.

That's...marginally better than the typical explanation which is there was a really narrow gate in Jerusalem called the Eye of the Needle and in order for a merchant to get a camel through they had to take off some the stuff it was carrying. So you see, what Jesus was really saying was that you couldn't be TOO rich, just kinda rich.

No prize for guessing how much historical evidence there is for this supposed gate in Jerusalem.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:34

SybilVimes: Oct 29, 2011

1stGear posted:

That's...marginally better than the typical explanation which is there was a really narrow gate in Jerusalem called the Eye of the Needle and in order for a merchant to get a camel through they had to take off some the stuff it was carrying. So you see, what Jesus was really saying was that you couldn't be TOO rich, just kinda rich.

No prize for guessing how much historical evidence there is for this supposed gate in Jerusalem.

Funny, because elsewhere he specifically advocated giving away all your worldly possessions and becoming a bum. You'd think that would suggest he didn't value 'riches'.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:37

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

19"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20"But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in or steal;�

From Matthew ch6. Seems pretty clear to me

# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:44

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

So be a job creator with your money (to make more money) and also you can kill thieves if you want. That's what I'm getting at least.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:53

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

SybilVimes posted:

Funny, because elsewhere he specifically advocated giving away all your worldly possessions and becoming a bum. You'd think that would suggest he didn't value 'riches'.

That isn't in the bible my pastor reads to me from his hand picked verses. :smug:

# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:11

Gimnbo: Feb 13, 2012; e m b r a c e t r a n q u i l i t y

Breaky posted:

19"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20"But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in or steal;�

From Matthew ch6. Seems pretty clear to me

Earth = where the poor plebs live
Heaven = where the rich masters live

# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:22

SpliffClavin: Jul 31, 2007; oh geez rick

For every Bible verse that agrees with your belief, there are two that disagree.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:34

Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

SpliffClavin posted:

For every Bible verse that agrees with your belief, there are two that disagree.

Where are all these bible verses about how rich people are awesome and need to focus on getting even more money

# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:38

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
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In the Book of Mormon

# ? Aug 10, 2014 20:56

SpliffClavin: Jul 31, 2007; oh geez rick

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Where are all these bible verses about how rich people are awesome and need to focus on getting even more money

The great thing about the Bible is that it's really vague. You can interpret the verses to suit your needs. God hardly ever shows up to clarify himself.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:02

Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

SpliffClavin posted:

God hardly ever shows up to clarify himself.

He does, it's called the new testament

# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:03

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

It's a bit meta, but the other day a journalist wrote 1,400 words about how he doesn't care that some people blocked him.

At least he isn't calling the Block Bot some ultra-misogynist evil like some people are? :shrug:

# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:11

Don Gato: Apr 28, 2013; Actually a bipedal cat.; Grimey Drawer

Lottery of Babylon posted:

He does, it's called the new testament

And then people kept asking for more clarification, so He wrote the Qu'ran.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:29

Segmentation Fault: Jun 7, 2012

Don Gato posted:

And then people kept asking for more clarification, so He wrote the Qu'ran.

It was a this point He basically said "Okay that's it, no more prophets, stop bugging me jfc"

# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:37

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Deltasquid posted:

http://www.dailystormer.com/western-feminists-attack-indians-for-photoshoot-glamorizing-gang-rape/

Is the daily stormer some neonazi site or really painful satire or what?

Haha so aside from the obvious racism this guy is arguing that gang rape is part of christian morality. And that's a good thing.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 21:42

Deceitful Penguin: Feb 16, 2011

swampland posted:

Haha so aside from the obvious racism this guy is arguing that gang rape is part of christian morality. And that's a good thing.

Well, it is more economical if you can split up the 50 shekels paid to the dad for it.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 22:35

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

EdibleBodyParts posted:

Assuming this is Bellevue, Wa., that's probably right. Bellevue is mostly for people who have money and don't want to deal with the poors in Seattle, but don't have enough money for Mercer Island.

It's in the Greater Cincinnati area, fyi.

# ? Aug 10, 2014 22:37

bean_shadow: Sep 27, 2005; If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Comedy gold.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 02:16

Excels: Mar 7, 2012; Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

i didn't want to believe this was real, but apparently, it is

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...isney-days.html

then i found out they did a marge simpson version :gonk:

# ? Aug 11, 2014 02:49

Jolyne Cujoh: Dec 7, 2012; It's not like I've got no worries...
But I'll be fine.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Where are all these bible verses about how rich people are awesome and need to focus on getting even more money

No joke there are people who think that this is what the Parable of the Talents means.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 02:52

LaughMyselfTo: Nov 15, 2012; by XyloJW

Segmentation Fault posted:

It was a this point He basically said "Okay that's it, no more prophets, stop bugging me jfc"

What about Joseph Smith? :smuggo:

# ? Aug 11, 2014 02:57

Captain Mog: Jun 17, 2011

I blocked that Joshua Feuerstein moron and literally everything & everyone having to do with him from my Facebook. Even anyone who likes him or shares his videos once is getting blocked. He is literally THE most annoying person I have ever seen on the Internet and that requires some kind of award. I'm not even being hyperbolic when I say that.

e: this is an example of him at his finest for anyone curious. His videos are super popular among the evangelical Christian set and are regularly shared with tens of thousands of likes.

Captain Mog has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Aug 11, 2014

# ? Aug 11, 2014 03:40