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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

maffew buildings posted:

Ask a friend who has been to prison. These come standard when you grow up in the Central CA valley, so you might not have one.

So your source is some guy that probably wanted to sound tough about the time he was stamping license plates.

'Wife beater' sounds pretty typical for prison.

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Basically I could see WM getting hosed up for being an antagonistic weirdo. I don't the spousal abuse would have any bearing.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

origami posted:

Basically I could see WM getting hosed up for being an antagonistic weirdo. I don't the spousal abuse would have any bearing.

According to who exactly? Internet forums?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Marching Powder posted:

According to who exactly? Internet forums?

You're reading it here, goon.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

origami posted:

According to who exactly? Internet forums?

origami posted:

So your source is some guy that probably wanted to sound tough about the time he was stamping license plates.

'Wife beater' sounds pretty typical for prison.

origami posted:

Basically I could see WM getting hosed up for being an antagonistic weirdo. I don't the spousal abuse would have any bearing.

You appear to have a weird amount of investment in believing wife beaters don't get poo poo on in prison.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
nope.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Cool, shut the gently caress up about it then.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I base all of my opinions on internet forums. According to them,

[we really need a new b-league thread. I'll do it myself if necessary but I can't vouch for the accuracy of it since I haven't watched b-league in months and there's no way I'm typing "what's Paul Daley up to?" into google.]

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


get individual865 to do it he's a B-Z league glutton

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@DogBountyHunter · 6m
@WarMachine170 your now In my World your a FUGITIVE & I Am a BOUNTY HUNTER !! YOU NEED TO FEEL SHAME !! Be a MAN SURRENDER TO AUTHORITIES

attention whoring and grasping at relevancy from dog the bounty hunter

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

masato tatanka posted:

get individual865 to do it he's a B-Z league glutton

A lazy one though. Yuriy, you do it.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

individual865 posted:

A lazy one though. Yuriy, you do it.

i will cannibalize my b-league write up and list relevant orgs and how to watch them but im not doing any fighter write ups or w/e if i do it

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
ken pavia, still a oval office as of an hour ago

quote:

@KenPavia 1h @jennajameson @WarMachine170 do you really believe that is what happened? As is often the case there is more to this story.

in response to

quote:

@jennajameson 2h
@KenPavia @WarMachine170 cutting himself and blaming others.WHO nearly killed Christy?Who crushed her face?Keep showing what you're made of!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

ken pavia, still a oval office as of an hour ago


in response to

was war machine listening to a lot of papa roach? :emo:

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

LobsterMobster posted:

was war machine listening to a lot of papa roach? :emo:

i think he means when the blade broke away from the handle

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

origami posted:

According to who exactly? Internet forums?

I work with the department of corrections in California.

gimpsuitjones
Mar 27, 2007

What are you lookin at...
I still don't know how to read
Twitter

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

"That's what jails are for, to keep society safe from War Machine" - Dave Meltzer

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Gregor Samsa posted:

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

Idgi, is Nevada just hilariously/depressingly women hating?

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

willie_dee posted:

Idgi, is Nevada just hilariously/depressingly women hating?

Nevada judges always gently caress up decisions.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

willie_dee posted:

Idgi, is Nevada just hilariously/depressingly women hating?

3 judges will score this trial
Adelaide Byrd
Sal D'Amato
Cecil Peoples

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

willie_dee posted:

Idgi, is Nevada just hilariously/depressingly women hating?

Judges, Vegas, judging, one judge (implying, say 3)sentences the wrong person, bad judging... Any of these working for you?

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I may have looked a bit too deeply into it at first, I get it now, thanks

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

willie_dee posted:

I may have looked a bit too deeply into it at first, I get it now, thanks

It's because over there the guys who screw JT are called magistrates.

02-6611-0142-1
Sep 30, 2004

The only part of the story I don't believe is that war machine won two fights in a row

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder
Play by play of the Warmachine - Mack fight.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

quote:

War Machine is in the crosshairs of the Las Vegas PD ... TMZ has learned there are multiple warrants for his arrest in connection with the alleged beating of porn star Christy Mack.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... there are 7 arrest warrants issued for the MMA fighter --

-- 2 felony batteries, 1 for strangulation
-- 2 felony domestic violence with great bodily injury
-- felony coercion with the threat of force
-- felony assault with a deadly weapon
-- misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon

Six felonies.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

at least have the decency to make a good joke out of it

mewse
May 2, 2006


Ha ha 4chan is the greatest!

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@arielhelwani · 4h
Coker told me yesterday Carano hasn't signed w BMMA. Whatever the case, the reaction to yesterday's rumors proves she's still quite popular.

dang

ariel is saying they have an announcement for today but its not "major"

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay/ look at the feed of war machines equally lovely brother

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

masato tatanka posted:

https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay/ look at the feed of war machines equally lovely brother

i will not

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

@shaunalshatti posted:

Doug Marshall vs. Melvin Manhoef will headline Bellator 125 on Friday, September 19th in Fresno, CA.

Scott Coker, ladies and gentlemen

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

yea ok posted:

i will not

I wish I hadn't.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

-Atom- posted:

Scott Coker, ladies and gentlemen

lmfao, between this and the mexecutioner getting a title shot this is everything i wanted and more

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

War Machine's brother...holy gently caress.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ty1990 posted:

War Machine's brother...holy gently caress.

I hope their parents have been sterilized to keep this from ever happening again.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

coconono posted:

I hope their parents have been sterilized to keep this from ever happening again.

war machine's dad died when wm was 13 (wm tried and failed to cpr his dad back to life), so i think we're good

except he's got sisters, i believe?

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
I hope that War Machine and the sport of kickboxing has proven the point that it's not a good idea to teach troubled kids martial arts.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Most kickboxers won't livetweet their suicide note, tho

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