Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

I think the NASCAR googly eyes were funny and you guys are being really weird with some wacky double standards

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
For the record I wasn't really against the googly eyes, that was just my honest reaction when I first saw it. I still think the Pryce thing was really bad though.


It was the longer version that was the whole game's worth of clips. I love Hank Stram.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

anybody got some fuckin' googly eyes

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Declan MacManus posted:

I think the NASCAR googly eyes were funny and you guys are being really weird with some wacky double standards

the only thing that could make it better would be cartoon birds flying around the dead guy

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
The Pryce video was truly awful but how could I not after...

Alouicious posted:

I mean at least it's not the Tom Pryce gif

Alouicious posted:

yeah really super don't look that up it's the worst


Everyman must learn a hard lesson himself.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The Pryce video was truly awful but how could I not after...




Everyman must learn a hard lesson himself.

a man's body is literally reduced to chunky salsa, seriously guys I'm not joking or trying to pique your curiosity

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not watching it because I'm pretty squeamish towards peoples bones turning into confetti after snapping my arm in half as a kid, but is it worse than Johnny Knox, because :barf:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Volkerball posted:

I'm not watching it because I'm pretty squeamish towards peoples bones turning into confetti after snapping my arm in half as a kid, but is it worse than Johnny Knox, because :barf:

Well Johnny Knox got hit by a linebacker going 10 mph. Pryce gets hit by a race car going 100 mph.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Uh, Pryce was the one driving at 170 mph. The extinguisher the dude he hit was carrying hit him square in the helmet and snapped his neck.

(This is what happens when you look up names on Wikipedia first :eng101:)

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
170 according to wiki. And as luck/physics would have it the fire extinguisher he was carrying flew right into Pryce's head. Things don't bend the wrong way so much, they just end up as not...right.

Read about the incident and then watch if you want to know.

e:fb, but yeah read first.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Agronox posted:

anybody got some fuckin' googly eyes



I can't help you good sir, but god damned if I didn't laugh to the point I had to cover my mouth to avoid waking my roommate. I think it was the facial expressions.

E:

Kurt "Put me in coach, I'm already dead!"
Robin "You think you got it rough, I have to do a show in Gaza."

E2: I'm not sure that's coherent, but Robin drank, so gently caress it, if he were as drunk as I usually am, he'd write a joke about that well. So gently caress it.

E3: I confused Kurt Russell and Patrick Swayze. hahahahaha

E4: Leaving it. It made me laugh when I realized how dumb I was.

cucka fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Aug 12, 2014

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Volkerball posted:

I'm not watching it because I'm pretty squeamish towards peoples bones turning into confetti after snapping my arm in half as a kid, but is it worse than Johnny Knox, because :barf:

I AM NOT JOKING ABOUT THE CHUNKY SALSA PART

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
hey guys it's 2:38am, it must be 4:20 somewhere.

:wow:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Alouicious posted:

I AM NOT JOKING ABOUT THE CHUNKY SALSA PART

He really isn't :(

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Johnny & the King 3, has it gotten old yet

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/johnny-the-king-3/

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
byob + drugs


No, definitely not old.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Is JFF really into anime or something? It seems weird to party with bears. Are they his spirit animal? Because, if so, he should have been drafted by the Bears, so he could be amongst his people.

Yet another thing Jay Cutler doesn't give a poo poo about, JFF's spirit animal.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


partybear fuckin' owns

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
You got brain confusion? I’m CK9!
If I were Jim Caldwell I'd be tellin you everything is sunshine,
things in Detroit are just fine.
While ignoring the secondary, little something just
to confuse you with. And like a bad draft pick,
I got conundrums. your empty head they gonna fill in.
Still in effect, the mock you made:
my patience isn't infinte when the skills are displayed?
It’s alright, I took it as a premonition.
Should gently caress a fat chick, why won't I listen.
Which Wilfort was that? I can’t recollect.
Saw fingerprints on the internet. He did a yogi bear impression
He stole Hey Hey (boo boo)
Which Wilfork was that? I couldn’t say.
Was it MC Fake Spike to get the win? I remember him.
Vinny Testaverde, did he ever really win?
Now I know I seen his video up on The Box,
with the dirty-rear end beak, calling Terry Bradshaw a cock.
Got a bad test like josh Gordon.
For how the league reacts, he deserves to see a warden [they're wrong, weed owns]
But I can’t recall if it was him or not.
(Pssst! It was NFL Needscashalot.)
Was it MC Gordon? Was it OHHH Such fine cush
Was it MC Jeff George AKA ohhh what a lush?
Was it MC Pain-in-my-ears-just-to-listen (aka Troy Aikman)?
(If it was him I wouldn’t miss him.)
Was it MC Elephant, that would be relevant
‘cause of how my memory got crooked, now it’s hella bent.
Lemme think, I’ll figure out:
what MC are they talking about?

They talking about that mc CK9, that dude who take tar and make fine wine. The dude around while you're shelved masses. All the thing the dude asks, is dude, raise your glasses. FOOTBALL IS HERE

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I will never get tired of Johnny and the King, but I'm totally biased.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Febreeze posted:

Johnny & the King 3, has it gotten old yet

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/johnny-the-king-3/

Sexy Rexy is now a Brown.

J&tK is about to get better, not old.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I'm not sure how Cleveland sports could get better outside of something improbable happening, like Ronaldo deciding to give American Sports a go and starts 2nd base for the Indians.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Chilichimp posted:

I'm not sure how Cleveland sports could get better outside of something improbable happening, like Ronaldo deciding to give American Sports a go and starts 2nd base for the Indians.

Well, they could win some games. Or would that ruin it?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Athanatos posted:

Sexy Rexy is now a Brown.

J&tK is about to get better, not old.

:unsmigghh:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Slate Action posted:

Well, they could win some games. Or would that ruin it?

I think "winning games" falls under the umbrella of improbability I was referring to.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Slate Action posted:

Well, they could win some games. Or would that ruin it?

Cleveland was at the top of their division for a while last year and was still near the bottom of the league in terms of attendance, to the point where the players themselves started calling out the fans. Cleveland doesn't give a poo poo about baseball, and their interest in basketball will only last as long as Lebron is there. For better or worse it's 100% a football market.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
What city holds the record for most consecutive sellouts in the MLB? I forget

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
oh poo poo the red sox passed it. Welp indians had it for a while!!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


That's fair, I guess I'm thinking more recent.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
The red sox cook their books with their sellout number.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

So did the Indians. Attendance numbers are a scam.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
still, it shows cleveland fans will show up for other sports if the team is doing well. they're just loving tired of losing and they're not going to buy into a team that won't win unless it's the browns.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

football fuckerman posted:

still, it shows cleveland fans will show up for other sports if the team is doing well. they're just loving tired of losing and they're not going to buy into a team that won't win unless it's the browns.

Yeah, man, there have been some really nice football teams in Cleveland the last 15 years. Too bad none of them were named "The Browns".

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Chilichimp posted:

Yeah, man, there have been some really nice football teams in Cleveland the last 15 years. Too bad none of them were named "The Browns".

Hey now, the Cleveland Gladiators are in (and hosting) the Arena Bowl! :v:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
They used to have it in a fixed location, but Orlando almost couldn't pay the rent for the ArenaBowl last year, so they decided to foist it onto the teams instead this year.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Reposting this, since it's relevant again.



Qwijib0 posted:

So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Hockles posted:

Reposting this, since it's relevant again.

I listen to this every few weeks. I learned how to make a youtube channel so I could save off the hilarious poo poo people put in this thread.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Febreeze posted:

Johnny & the King 3, has it gotten old yet

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/johnny-the-king-3/
That last panel is great.

Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

Febreeze posted:

Johnny & the King 3, has it gotten old yet

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/johnny-the-king-3/

Not only is it not old, it's better than ever.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I don't see Rex as a lager guy. Maybe he is into Brown Ales now though.

  • Locked thread