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Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Lifehack: Do some research before you post on Facebook about that new awesome cancer cure that BIG PHARMA is hiding from you. Snopes and/or Wikipedia will normally do the trick!

I wish my friend's girlfriend posts this sort of stuff - all she posts about is alternative medicine, OMG stop arms trade, and animal rights. She is a vegan too :( And fat

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


C:

twoday has a new favorite as of 10:45 on Aug 12, 2014

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I would think the plastic outside would melt before the inside. Then again I wouldn't be putting dice in the oven in the first place so I'm probably not an expert at life hacking.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
What's the point anyway, are there games where everyone gets to use their own pair of dice?

Oh my god who cares davidspackage

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

davidspackage posted:

What's the point anyway, are there games where everyone gets to use their own pair of dice?

Oh my god who cares davidspackage

I'm picturing some fedora-clad brony arguing at length with a vegas craps dealer about how they need to let him use his own, slightly burnt, deformed pair of dice and if not he'll report them to the BBB, loving fascists and what, hey don't you loving dare touch me, you can't throw me out I'm a sovereign citizen, I know my rights man :rant:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Dungeons & Dragons, yo. :smaug:

Why you'd "set" your dice to 5 and 2 I don't know, because 7 is exactly the average on 2d6 anyway. Maybe if you want to cheat but not draw attention to your results and also be really ineffective at it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Hard plastics like dice are made from thermosetting plastics which do not melt. It'll chard and burn, but it won't melt.

So not only is the dice hack stupid on its face, it's also patently unworkable.

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

drat that'll be a fun 10 minutes at work until everyone is tired of you and your stupid dice

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Need that flat stomach before the end of beach season? Contract food poisoning! The lack of calories from your now non-existent appetite along with the core crushing workout of throwing up every 15 mins will leave you with that beach body you've always desired in no time.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Sounds like an excuse to play a drinking game involving dice. :getin:

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


cyberia posted:

Because these 'life hacks' are mostly just 'mildly helpful advice' and often veer into 'batshit retarded idiocy' so seeing them presented in such smug image-macro form triggers the raging ape cortex in my brain like nothing else.

The worst are the ones that are borderline or straight up harmful or dangerous for the sake of being really cheap (such as the toothpaste mints.)

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Noobody's ever seen dice games being played like, on the sidewalk or anything?

NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002

Choco1980 posted:

Noobody's ever seen dice games being played like, on the sidewalk or anything?

What, like OUTSIDE?

Weirdo.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Choco1980 posted:

Noobody's ever seen dice games being played like, on the sidewalk or anything?

I don't think the existence of dice games is what people are questioning

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Nerd trap about to be sprung: I heard about the heat-up-dice trick back when I started to roleplay, and since most roleplayers bring their own dice to games, it makes a little more sense to load them. That said, even if this trick worked (and the version I heard used the microwave, which seems even less plausible), it'd be nigh-instantly obvious. Use this ONE NEAT TRICK to get kicked out of your D&D group without having to just admit you don't like those dudes anymore!

Namarrgon
Dec 23, 2008

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!
You are a special type of loser if you feel the need to cheat at your role playing games by the way.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

I'd imagine people would catch on fairly soon after your first 20 rolls are all identical.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Also most six sided dice you get in games like Monopoly or whatever are already weighted towards 6's. This is why Casino dice are specially drilled or printed flat. The one side has the least material drilled from it ergo it is the heaviest.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Idiots. Everyone knows that if you want the dice to roll the right way you keep them in your ~girlfriend's~ bra*.

*If girlfriend not available, the person at the intersection between largest boobs and lowest self-esteem will substitute.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Alouicious posted:

Why do you people get so angry about this poo poo

:spergin:

RCarr posted:

I'd imagine people would catch on fairly soon after your first 20 rolls are all identical.

Nah man, those 20 were all natural.

Pomp has a new favorite as of 20:21 on Aug 12, 2014

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Namarrgon posted:

You are a special type of loser if you feel the need to cheat at your role playing games by the way.

One of my friends lied about his dice rolls in a DnD sesh. Yes, it was that important to him.

Lifehack: If winning at fantasy tabletop games is so important to you that you're willing to cheat, kill yourself simply falsify your report to the table instead of melting your fancy prancy nerd dice

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":


lifehack: someone did something

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

This family put a special skylight window in their son's bedroom so he witness the void.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




finalellipsis posted:



lifehack: someone did something

While this may be true, there's several companies that make beach accessible specialty wheelchairs for exactly that purpose.

Lifehack: DiY something for probably close to the same cost as one that is specially designed for beach usage and built by professionals!

Yngvai
Dec 27, 2005
Indeed i am the fastest
Poker hack: carry around an extra set of chips under the table to give you advantage and shoot everyone in the table when they confront you about it.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I really don't think he's feeling much at all.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
Why couldn't they just put a pfd on him and carry him out to the water to feel it? :confused:

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

13Pandora13 posted:

While this may be true, there's several companies that make beach accessible specialty wheelchairs for exactly that purpose.

Lifehack: DiY something for probably close to the same cost as one that is specially designed for beach usage and built by professionals!

Karma Monkey posted:

Why couldn't they just put a pfd on him and carry him out to the water to feel it? :confused:

You guys are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for stuff to complain about here.

For content have an Onion series making fun of dumb life-hacking videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=275VsDVauN8

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Karma Monkey posted:

Why couldn't they just put a pfd on him and carry him out to the water to feel it? :confused:

Because even people who use wheelchairs are fans of dignity? Also depending on what his needs are carrying him may be dangerous or painful. But really the main thing is, would you enjoy being treated like luggage? So why would he?

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

All dice favor certain numbers anyway due to subtle differences in their composition created by random errors. All you'd have to do is run a whole load of trials to find out which side is favored the most.

Seems like a lot of life hacks are just finding solutions to problems that never actually existed in the first place and preferably solving them by sawing ice cream tubs in half and oreos.

toxicsunset
Sep 19, 2005

BUY MORE CRABS
It would be really funny if someone found a stupid "life hack" for how to make your wife and kids not leave you haha, and posted it here. like if they thought you were a bad father and husband and were going to leave you

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

C.M. Kruger posted:

Courtesy of the OSHA thread, One Crazy Trick That Big Battery Doesn't Want You To Know:
http://imgur.com/gallery/6fPoL

Sorry but I still dont understand the issue with this one. He replaced the existing cells with replacements.. soldered everything properly I assume and rebuilt it using the same case. How is that dangerous as long as he was competent in all his connections?


El Estrago Bonito posted:

Also most six sided dice you get in games like Monopoly or whatever are already weighted towards 6's. This is why Casino dice are specially drilled or printed flat. The one side has the least material drilled from it ergo it is the heaviest.

Yeah Casino dice are awesome. Actually machined out on a milling machine and each dot is drilled then refilled with an identical but white plastic to ensure weight distribution.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

13Pandora13 posted:

While this may be true, there's several companies that make beach accessible specialty wheelchairs for exactly that purpose.

Lifehack: DiY something for probably close to the same cost as one that is specially designed for beach usage and built by professionals!

Also many beaches have one or more of them that you can borrow if you show up with someone in a wheelchair.

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

toxicsunset posted:

It would be really funny if someone found a stupid "life hack" for how to make your wife and kids not leave you haha, and posted it here. like if they thought you were a bad father and husband and were going to leave you

Yeah I need to know this too. Uh, for a friend.

ShrimpToast
Dec 26, 2011


Also:
Ice cube tray hacks
http://www.top-food.net/the-23-genius-ways-to-use-an-ice-cube-tray

ShrimpToast has a new favorite as of 20:41 on Aug 13, 2014

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

This just made me throw up a little, not even at my most stoned ever would I think thats a good idea.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
People using loaded dice is actually a pretty big problem at major Warhammer tournaments. Probably at minor ones too.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Master Twig posted:

People using loaded dice is actually a pretty big problem at major Warhammer tournaments. Probably at minor ones too.

Why don't they force you to use dice provided to you?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

toxicsunset posted:

It would be really funny if someone found a stupid "life hack" for how to make your wife and kids not leave you haha, and posted it here. like if they thought you were a bad father and husband and were going to leave you

Learn how to give good oral?

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theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Pomp posted:

Why don't they force you to use dice provided to you?

Probably because 40k players are fetishistic about their dice, actually believe that casino dice are "more random" and need literal handfuls of dice to accomplish anything, meaning that trying to provide enough house dice for a tournament would be prohibitively difficult and would lead to a crazy amount of nerd whining (the worst kind of whining).

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