The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

jscolon2.0 posted:

Stage directions? Highly dubious!

If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it. :colbert:

# ? Aug 14, 2014 08:18

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# ? May 17, 2024 13:46

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh, then I guess everything is wrapped up in a neat little package.

What? I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic

# ? Aug 14, 2014 09:46

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

The Dennis System posted:

What? I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic

Gimme the fife.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:07

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.

You mean there's a better way?!?!

# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

You mean there's a better way?!?!

We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie The Squealer.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:46

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

TMMadman posted:

You mean there's a better way?!?!

IT'S WHISPER QUIET!

# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:07

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie The Squealer.

I ain't sayin' nothing.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:51

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

DrBouvenstein posted:

I ain't sayin' nothing.

I didn't do nothin'!

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:38

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Tokelau All Star posted:

I didn't do nothin'!

Wuzzle Wazzle?

EDIT:

Red posted:

Cancel the ham!

The SituAsian fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Aug 14, 2014

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:41

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Oh, good.

Cancel the ham! :mad:

# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:57

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Red posted:

Oh, good.

Cancel the ham!

That's bad.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:29

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The SituAsian posted:

Wuzzle Wazzle?

If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room. :geno:

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:34

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

I didn't do nothin'!

I didn't ask her for no water! She's lying, Homer, she's lying. I -- she told me you were dead, that's the only reason I -- I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! :supaburn:

# ? Aug 14, 2014 23:06

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I didn't ask her for no water! She's lying, Homer, she's lying. I -- she told me you were dead, that's the only reason I -- I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'!

Ahh geez, I wasn't really gonna kill ya...I was just gonna cut ya.

Awwwww...forget it.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 23:47

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

TMMadman posted:

Ahh geez, I wasn't really gonna kill ya...I was just gonna cut ya.

Awwwww...forget it.

I thought a man with two wives would be happy.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 01:10

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

I thought a man with two wives would be happy.

Chop chop, dig dig

# ? Aug 15, 2014 01:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

gingerberger posted:

Chop chop, dig dig

Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 02:48

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Root Bear posted:

Digibot, Gogogomon has the Crystal Life Ball! :japan:

# ? Aug 15, 2014 02:48

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.

Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:28

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.

The knee bone's connected to the something,
The something is connected to the red thing,
The red thing is connected to my wrist watch --
Uh oh.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:33

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

The knee bone's connected to the something,
The something is connected to the red thing,
The red thing is connected to my wrist watch --
Uh oh.

I left my Porche keys inside Mrs. Glick!

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:45

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

The knee bone's connected to the something,
The something is connected to the red thing,
The red thing is connected to my wrist watch --
Uh oh.

What the hell is that?

# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:14

Radio Nowhere: Jan 8, 2010

MondayHotDog posted:

What the hell is that?

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:22

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I left my Porche keys inside Mrs. Glick!

It is a candy dish, Drink-Mix Man. Ninety dollars.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 05:16

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Do over Ham posted:

It is a candy dish, Drink-Mix Man. Ninety dollars.

Why did he have to move in on my territory? Look at him; just because he led the free world he can act like a big shot...

# ? Aug 15, 2014 05:27

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Do over Ham posted:

It is a candy dish, Drink-Mix Man. Ninety dollars.

Well I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there...

# ? Aug 15, 2014 15:10

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there...

Filthy! But genuinely arousing.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 15:26

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there...

No! Just candy, DrBouvenstein. Ninety dollars.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 15:33

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

TMMadman posted:

Filthy! But genuinely arousing.

No! I refuse to share a bed with someone who thinks I'm crazy. :mad:

Unless you're feeling... amorous?

Rrrr! :smug:

# ? Aug 15, 2014 15:45

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Red posted:

No! I refuse to share a bed with someone who thinks I'm crazy.

Well! I won't quote in the same thread with a goon who thinks I'm lazy!

I'm going to go to Something Sensitive, register an account, post an OP...

Eh, goodnihht.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 16:05

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Red posted:

No! I refuse to share a bed with someone who thinks I'm crazy.

Unless you're feeling... amorous?

Rrrr!

Red, you know I'm usually good for a triple-X throw-down. But between those goons and going to Uncle Tyrone's, we can't be alone.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 16:15

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well! I won't quote in the same thread with a goon who thinks I'm lazy!

I'm going to go to Something Sensitive, register an account, post an OP...

Eh, goodnihht.

You'll be back! And you, and you...

...and YOU!

# ? Aug 15, 2014 16:16