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Someguy
Jul 15, 2001

by Lowtax

Inevitable posted:

He already has a plat grenade on his neck.

truly a sign of the most shameful and pathetic goon

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Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

yeah sure, i fuggin' hit her, judge, but aren't we fuggin' ignorin' the real crime here? did you know slurpees have dress codes?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
best case, war machine jumps the bar and puts the judge in a chokehold, screaming "im fighting for my life bro!!"

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
If you don't watch MMA this will mean nothing for you. If you do, then it's lol.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Chapel take some brain damage?

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Also today I learned Christy Mack has the most unimaginative porno name possible. There's a distinct lack of rape and malfunctioning dicks in the complaint.

http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/war-machine-criminal-complaint.pdf

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Kirk Johnson posted:

If you don't watch MMA this will mean nothing for you. If you do, then it's lol.



did he knock him out with one hit or something
I want to see

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kirk Johnson posted:

If your job involves going home and feeling the multiple rancid loads of creepy LA parolees settling in your stomach you've taken a wrong turn somewhere. You ain't fuckin smart.

Sounds way better than my job

Lets! Get! Weird!
Aug 18, 2012

Black King Bazinga

etalian posted:

Asa Akira is pretty smart

You're so loving racist.

Asia Carrera was the smart one.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Lets! Get! Weird! posted:

You're so loving racist.

Asia Carrera was the smart one.

she played video games

that right there proves she wasn't smart

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i follow several porn stars ion twitter

landy.
Jan 20, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Kirk Johnson posted:

Also today I learned Christy Mack has the most unimaginative porno name possible. There's a distinct lack of rape and malfunctioning dicks in the complaint.

http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/war-machine-criminal-complaint.pdf

How would she prove that his dick broke in court?

Also, wtf with that open or gross lewdness charge?

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Kirk Johnson posted:

Also today I learned Christy Mack has the most unimaginative porno name possible. There's a distinct lack of rape and malfunctioning dicks in the complaint.

http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/war-machine-criminal-complaint.pdf

I thought his name was legally War Machine?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Bull Runner posted:

How would she prove that his dick broke in court?

Also, wtf with that open or gross lewdness charge?

in nevada sexual assault (the nv legal term for rape) requires penetration, open or gross lewdness is the next closest thing

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

General Bort posted:

I thought his name was legally War Machine?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Cream_Filling posted:

in nevada sexual assault (the nv legal term for rape) requires penetration, open or gross lewdness is the next closest thing

Oh, tell us how you found that one out :allears:

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
passing the bar and being a lawyer in the state of nevada, duh

why? what does your evil, corrupted, rape-orientated mind think?

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
I do alpha judicial poo poo

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
war machine has such plump kissable lips~

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Inevitable posted:

Oh, tell us how you found that one out :allears:

Pretty much the same everywhere. Need penetration with a penis ever so slight to be rape.

Lets! Get! Weird!
Aug 18, 2012

Black King Bazinga

ilikedirt posted:

war machine has such plump kissable lips~

Those DSLs were wasted on straight porn.

Guess his useless dick was too.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lets! Get! Weird! posted:

Those DSLs were wasted on straight porn.

Guess his useless dick was too.

he probably didn't make any money off it since he always had to pay the finisher

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Don Tacorleone posted:

she played video games

that right there proves she wasn't smart

Hey, she also created and managed her own website in the early 2000s. And it wasn't some bullshit "geocities join my webring" but an actual functional website.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Hopper posted:

So they don't want to serve him his slurpee and to spite them he throws his slurpee (they never served him) on the floor? Wouldn't they have to serve him first?

It's self serve you just have to pay for it

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Sasha Grey is pretty smart and I mean properly intelligent and not in a "annoying and ignorant as gently caress undergraduate rear end in a top hat" kinda way:

Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Aug 17, 2014

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Actually, scratch that.

quote:

Sasha Grey says she was lured into porn by a violent and abusive ex-BF-- who convinced her he was a military spy who needed her for "cover" ... and now she fears he's come back to hurt her.

Grey claims in new court docs Ian Cinnamon subjected Grey to years of abuse and sexual assaults -- starting in 2005 when she was 16 and he was 29.

Grey claims it was Cinnamon who convinced her to become a porn star, telling her he was a covert agent and she would be the perfect "cover" for him. And get this -- he convinced her he worked for the DIA.

Grey claims Cinnamon got physically abusive. On one occasion she told him she forgot to check one of her porn sex partner's STD test and he flew into a rage, hurling household objects at her.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/08/sasha-grey-restraining-order-porn-boyfriend-spy-agent-dia/#ixzz3AfHXlPQd

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
the world isnt so sasha black or sasha white. i think ull find most of the time things are sasha grey

Lets! Get! Weird!
Aug 18, 2012

Black King Bazinga

Kirk Johnson posted:

Sasha Grey is pretty smart and I mean properly intelligent and not in a "annoying and ignorant as gently caress undergraduate rear end in a top hat" kind away:



Asia Carrera is literally a genius.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Bu...but I thought porn stars exclusively chose that career out of their own free will and do it to become empowered?

All these broken people make me feel like I'm a bad person for watching porn. :ohdear:

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Kirk Johnson posted:

Sasha Grey is pretty smart and I mean properly intelligent and not in a "annoying and ignorant as gently caress undergraduate rear end in a top hat" kind away:



"Check out this smarty pants book I own and totally read because I'm super smart and in no way trying to convince myself or others of that fact despite my glaring shortcomings." - every person with a selfie holding a remotely academic book ever

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
Sasha gray licked assholes and took loads under the belief it was helping national security, she should get a plot at Arlington for her service imho

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

Kirk Johnson posted:

Sasha Grey is pretty smart and I mean properly intelligent and not in a "annoying and ignorant as gently caress undergraduate rear end in a top hat" kind away:



30 minutes after this selfie was taken she was being double-penetrated while also gagging on a cock.

It's academic.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

jalopybrown posted:

Sasha gray licked assholes and took loads under the belief it was helping national security, she should get a plot at Arlington for her service imho

i'd bury my soldier in her cemetary if you know what im sayin

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Randler posted:

Bu...but I thought porn stars exclusively chose that career out of their own free will and do it to become empowered?

All these broken people make me feel like I'm a bad person for watching porn. :ohdear:

It's p. funny that there is literally no middle ground between "choose to be a porn star because I'm super well-adjusted" and "choose to become a porn star because I'm extremely mal-adjusted."

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
Where's that one stripper chick from Canada that used to post in the A/T forum all the time? She was like the stripper / sex worker white knight.

I'm surprised she hasn't showed up yet to defend the integrity of sex-workers everywhere.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kirk Johnson posted:

Actually, scratch that.

Not to grey knight her but she was 16. At that age you are functionally retarded.


Also who the gently caress cares what porn people do. It's not like you guys wouldn't bury your bone in ten thousand gaps. Some girls just want ten thousand bones buried in theirs.


Not me though that's just gross. I only bang Asian senior high school, skinny, double d, pretty, girl virgins.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

PromethiumX posted:

Where's that one stripper chick from Canada that used to post in the A/T forum all the time? She was like the stripper / sex worker white knight.

I'm surprised she hasn't showed up yet to defend the integrity of sex-workers everywhere.

she was actually a fat man from liverpool

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Lufiron posted:

passing the bar and being a lawyer in the state of nevada, duh

why? what does your evil, corrupted, rape-orientated mind think?

Well, this IS a goon we're talking about. Most times an assumption of sex-criminal is hardly misplaced.

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Juxtaposition:

quote:

The book veers from the sexy poses of the provocative professional to seedy shots on a grubby roadside mattress. She [Grey] also seems keen to both shock and titillate. Interspersed with the photo shoots are several mini essays, which explore her views on sex and the adult industry, referencing thinkers such as Sartre and Nietzsche (a nod to her teenage nihilism), with nods to Freudian superegos and Jungian modalities, and veer from the philosophical to what seems to be sexual self-help.

Discussing Sartre's philosophy of the gaze, Grey writes: "As individuals we are what others perceive us to be. They objectify us, and in turn we objectify ourselves. What's important is how we redefine ourselves, allowing us to be free. Whether it is the cameraman, my partner, or the consumer 'gazing at me', I don't allow preconceived notions, stereotypes, judgments, or disagreements to define who I am."

NSFW: http://www.xvideos.com/video4390908/sasha_grey_drinks_her_own_pee

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Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp

PromethiumX posted:

Where's that one stripper chick from Canada that used to post in the A/T forum all the time? She was like the stripper / sex worker white knight.

I'm surprised she hasn't showed up yet to defend the integrity of sex-workers everywhere.

There's an actual, real, well-known, currently working director of pornos who posted from time to time in A/T and goons (including some stripper rear end in a top hat - I assume it's the same one) pretty much ruined the threads by either rabbiting on about themselves or bombarding the guy with questions about how trannies and gays who refuse to have STD tests are wrongfully vilified in the industry. Like having an in-depth discussion and insider's view of porno would be an interesting thing but nope; lemme tell you about how I also know about pornz because I get my tits out and also why don't you shoot trannies, bigot? Dude was too nice of a guy to tell them to shut the gently caress up.

Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Aug 17, 2014

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