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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Pornographic Memory posted:

i was born in 1989 and since what you said is p much true i barely remember poo poo from the '90s, especially not anything that wasnt a cartoon or toy, but then i have people younger than me who post poo poo about "ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET THIS" on my facebook and im just like smh guys really??

&then its like spongebob or some other dumb poo poo from like nov. 1999

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Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
At least there probably won't be any 00s kids.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Serious post:

Although the jury of history sometimes takes a long time to deliberate, historians will probably judge the 1990s as one of the most pleasant times to live in the United States.

Between about World War I and now, the only times that the United States didn't face either a) external war, or threat of war or b) economic crisis or other domestic disturbance or c) both was between...1920 and 1929, and between 1992 and 2001. And on top of the economic prosperity and lack of conflict, the 1990s were also a time when there was a lot of culture to choose from, and people's minds were really getting opened. It really was incredible when we went from "computers are monochrome boxes that you might have if you are rich, and you can play a few games on them" to "everyone in the world can use the internet!", and to do it in six or seven years. I mean, the difference between the internet of 1992 and 1998 was incredible. So yeah, the 1990s were pretty awesome.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Kelfeftaf posted:

At least there probably won't be any 00s kids.

you say that but if you stay on the internet long enough im sure youre gonna see image macros of planes flying into the twin towers saying "ONLY 00'S KIDS WILL GET THIS"

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the most underappreciated thing from the nineties was the computer game "Battle Chess"

it had human/monster figures that stood in for the chess pieces on the board. they could do all kinds of rad poo poo, like the queen was a sorceress that could fry dudes w lightning, the king could kill the queen by flashing her his dick, the bishops had secret spearpoints on their shepherds crooks and also could burn dudes alive with magic, the rooks were stone golems that crushed poeople to death

also bishops could open holes in the board with magic into which dudes fell to their death

it was super violent and gory for a chess game

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zippy the Bummer posted:

the most underappreciated thing from the nineties was the computer game "Battle Chess"

it had human/monster figures that stood in for the chess pieces on the board. they could do all kinds of rad poo poo, like the queen was a sorceress that could fry dudes w lightning, the king could kill the queen by flashing her his dick, the bishops had secret spearpoints on their shepherds crooks and also could burn dudes alive with magic, the rooks were stone golems that crushed poeople to death

also bishops could open holes in the board with magic into which dudes fell to their death

it was super violent and gory for a chess game

there's a new one, apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmlik3y_Wso

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I dont think it was under-appreciated. Didn't they make like 20 versions of it like "Star Wars" etc? It was pretty popular.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Philthy posted:

I dont think it was under-appreciated. Didn't they make like 20 versions of it like "Star Wars" etc?

wow really? i stopped playing it when my dad ditched our ancient magnavox desktop and never ever heard anything about it again from anyone

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

Zippy the Bummer posted:

the most underappreciated thing from the nineties was the computer game "Battle Chess"

it had human/monster figures that stood in for the chess pieces on the board. they could do all kinds of rad poo poo, like the queen was a sorceress that could fry dudes w lightning, the king could kill the queen by flashing her his dick, the bishops had secret spearpoints on their shepherds crooks and also could burn dudes alive with magic, the rooks were stone golems that crushed poeople to death

also bishops could open holes in the board with magic into which dudes fell to their death

it was super violent and gory for a chess game
I remember Battle Chess and loving it.

Born 1980.

Best part of 90s is grunge music. No less than 3 singers died of heroin/suicide ie Kurt Cobaine, Layne Staley and that guy from Blind Melon (Shannon something too lazy to google)

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
also Commander Keen

that jumping wolfman was a regular character in my dreams as a child

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Runaktla posted:

I remember Battle Chess and loving it.

Born 1980.

Best part of 90s is grunge music. No less than 3 singers died of heroin/suicide ie Kurt Cobaine, Layne Staley and that guy from Blind Melon (Shannon something too lazy to google)

GG Allin's death cast a pall over summer camp in '93, I remember.

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830

lmao I just noticed it has one of those monks from that lovely "chant" album

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

glowing-fish posted:

Serious post:

Although the jury of history sometimes takes a long time to deliberate, historians will probably judge the 1990s as one of the most pleasant times to live in the United States.

Between about World War I and now, the only times that the United States didn't face either a) external war, or threat of war or b) economic crisis or other domestic disturbance or c) both was between...1920 and 1929, and between 1992 and 2001. And on top of the economic prosperity and lack of conflict, the 1990s were also a time when there was a lot of culture to choose from, and people's minds were really getting opened. It really was incredible when we went from "computers are monochrome boxes that you might have if you are rich, and you can play a few games on them" to "everyone in the world can use the internet!", and to do it in six or seven years. I mean, the difference between the internet of 1992 and 1998 was incredible. So yeah, the 1990s were pretty awesome.

We were so close to a New World Order, and then Bush. Then 9/11. Then the Dark Times.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i bet if you play that image in vlc the mp3 would be playing that new age mix album commercial

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

redshirt posted:

We were so close to a New World Order, and then Bush. Then 9/11. Then the Dark Times.

can't wait for america to be restored

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
The 90's...




Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Aug 18, 2014

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
The Gay Nineties > the gay 90s.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Since I was a clueless dork in the 90's who got all his "culture" from video games and cartoons, my introduction to PWEI was this game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2wKbELWCSg

R... S... V... P!

(also that game was Mid-90's Edgy as gently caress)

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

glowing-fish posted:

Serious post:

Although the jury of history sometimes takes a long time to deliberate, historians will probably judge the 1990s as one of the most pleasant times to live in the United States.

Between about World War I and now, the only times that the United States didn't face either a) external war, or threat of war or b) economic crisis or other domestic disturbance or c) both was between...1920 and 1929, and between 1992 and 2001. And on top of the economic prosperity and lack of conflict, the 1990s were also a time when there was a lot of culture to choose from, and people's minds were really getting opened. It really was incredible when we went from "computers are monochrome boxes that you might have if you are rich, and you can play a few games on them" to "everyone in the world can use the internet!", and to do it in six or seven years. I mean, the difference between the internet of 1992 and 1998 was incredible. So yeah, the 1990s were pretty awesome.

True

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Hello Windows 98, the last good windows version

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


Zippy the Bummer posted:

the most underappreciated thing from the nineties was the computer game "Battle Chess"

it had human/monster figures that stood in for the chess pieces on the board. they could do all kinds of rad poo poo, like the queen was a sorceress that could fry dudes w lightning, the king could kill the queen by flashing her his dick, the bishops had secret spearpoints on their shepherds crooks and also could burn dudes alive with magic, the rooks were stone golems that crushed poeople to death

also bishops could open holes in the board with magic into which dudes fell to their death

it was super violent and gory for a chess game

The thing I remember most about this game was the insane anti-piracy measures it had. Whenever you started up (via DOS prompt if I remember correctly) it would flash a code and then you had a code book and you had to find the password in the book to match the code. Huge pain in the rear end. Eventually I lost the codebook and was never able to play again.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The original Unreal Tournament barely snuck in under the wire to be 90s so thats cool

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Flippycunt posted:

The thing I remember most about this game was the insane anti-piracy measures it had. Whenever you started up (via DOS prompt if I remember correctly) it would flash a code and then you had a code book and you had to find the password in the book to match the code. Huge pain in the rear end. Eventually I lost the codebook and was never able to play again.

huh, i don't remember that at all...different version maybe

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Remember that dumb Tomorrow People show on Nickelodeon? I was so into that for some reason.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Flippycunt posted:

The thing I remember most about this game was the insane anti-piracy measures it had. Whenever you started up (via DOS prompt if I remember correctly) it would flash a code and then you had a code book and you had to find the password in the book to match the code. Huge pain in the rear end. Eventually I lost the codebook and was never able to play again.

Lots of games had that, back to the commodore 64 if I remember correctly.
Games all coming with "code wheels" or some poo poo.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Don Tacorleone posted:

Hello Windows 98, the last good windows version

Looks like the parents are asleep, time to boot up Virtua Girl on the family computer...



:eyepop:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Check this poo poo out. CLUB 90S.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8e9b2ON8s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYU_acj2uc8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSdaagf6MZQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1jzVJjk32E

Philthy fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Aug 18, 2014

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
It was fun until everyone finished school, tried to find a job, and found out that everyone's parents are still working and not planning on retiring anytime soon. so your opportunity for advancement is stalled and you're stuck working an entry-mid level position waiting for gramps to retire(or die) not being able to afford anything close to what your parents had at your age and have to constantly face them and society as a whole as they ask "why don't you have kids yet?" "when are you going to move out?" "when I was your age I was a manager already. whats wrong with you?" and you have nothing to say. you could blame society or your parents or the economy or all the loving baby boomers still clinging tenaciously to their precious jobs. time for you to retire and make room for the next generation assholes. if you were born between 1946 and 1964 its time to hang it up old man. you've had 35+ years time for some fresh blood. you're a blight a burden and nobody appreciates you hanging around. you are the reason the economy is stalled, why your children can't find work and are still living with you. If it continues like this we will have a nation of failures raised by failures born of idiots who don't know when to stop working.

also, does anyone remember "mutant league"? I loving loved that show.

4 The Cause
Aug 10, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 692 days!
The 90's were the only time I was ever happy. I was born in 88 but we lived in Las Vegas and I ran with older kids. Music and film was so amazing back than. I remember having sleepovers and watching Kids and being freaked out by the rape scene. I remember stumbling upon Fire Walk With Me and not being able to sleep for a week. I remember the girl who's parents died in a car crash, and she was forced to live on her own. She ended up prostituting and another friends dad would pick her up, and tell us about when he got home.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

4 The Cause posted:

I remember having sleepovers and watching Kids and being freaked out by the rape scene. I remember stumbling upon Fire Walk With Me and not being able to sleep for a week. I remember the girl who's parents died in a car crash, and she was forced to live on her own. She ended up prostituting and another friends dad would pick her up, and tell us about when he got home.

are these supposed to be fond memories? wtf

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna
The most vivid thing about that I remember about the 90's in the 90's was that in my elementary school there were paper numbers on the wall of all the classrooms to tell us what year it was. I distinctly remember the teachers changing it from 1997 to 1998 and that's about all I actually cared about the 90's at the time. Hard to get nostalgic about something I barely comprehended; I might as well say "childhood was cool or whatever."

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Kelfeftaf posted:

only there are like 100 white people in that picture and two black people, one of whom is a murderer

Hey you loving racist,

a lot of those white people are murderers too...

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Oncogene posted:

lmao I just noticed it has one of those monks from that lovely "chant" album

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
The World, possibly the universe peaked in 1994. Science can prove it, probably. The Downward Spiral was released that year. Best metric I can think of.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

genghis.khan posted:

didnt this guy kill/rape hundreds of kids in colombia and only got 20 years or something? hosed up imo
A lot of other countries have really strange murder sentencing guidelines.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Millions of Crows posted:

The World, possibly the universe peaked in 1994. Science can prove it, probably. The Downward Spiral was released that year. Best metric I can think of.

FACT.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Escape from L.A. is basically the summation of the 90's in film form.

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
silver age of american animation.

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