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Messyass posted:here you go: probably what it would end up being. the bing browser.
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AtomD posted:2) Flow this would get a lot of traction because of the tie-in to the "Fast and Fluid" messaging not even joking just suggest will.i.am or will smith for the rap part because old white people love rappres named will and you're set
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:49 |
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Number19 posted:current microsoft qa status: real bad if you're involved in graphics print this out and stick it on your desk to give the neckbeard it guy who wanders by and mutters about how photoshop works just as fine on windows than a Mac and you shouldn't be a special flower
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:27 |
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tbf if you're in a production enviroment and just installing every update that comes willy nilly you are asking for problems.
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pagancow posted:tbf if you're in a production enviroment and just installing every update that comes willy nilly you are asking for problems. i have a minimum 1 week testing period for security updates so thankfully this only get installed on my test stations i feel bad for all the home users who won't hear about this and will be stuck in bluescreen hell
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:31 |
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what's this black screen nonsense? I done care if they changed the color, it will always be a blue screen.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:33 |
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windows 8/8.1 will sometimes just ist at a black screen with no error at all if there's a problem with updates it still has a blue screen where it shows you a sad face and a more "user friendly" error message
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:39 |
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Number19 posted:windows 8/8.1 will sometimes just ist at a black screen with no error at all if there's a problem with updates this is true and its a v improved user experience
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windows 8.1: a bsod is still better than metro
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:58 |
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duTrieux. posted:probably what it would end up being. the bing browser. was going to suggest that too. it's so bad it must be what they choose
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:50 |
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maybe just shorten it to the binger open up the binger and go to msn.com!
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:50 |
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mod sassinator posted:open up MSN .NET and go to msn.com!
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 20:42 |
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http://instagram.com/p/r2jjTdhQFx/
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 21:20 |
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I LOVE THIS
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 21:23 |
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Athletic Footjob posted:DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVECLIPPY CLIPPY CLIPPY CLIPPY
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http://www.theverge.com/2014/8/18/6033963/steve-ballmer-is-very-excited-to-be-the-new-owner-of-the-la-clippers video embeded of the speech
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 22:14 |
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Steve Balmer has found his new place. Sports is where he needs to be, this speech is incredible
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 22:17 |
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looking forward to ridiculous prop bets between him and mark cuban
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 22:18 |
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the ballmer is the best wwf wrestler that never was
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:the b-17 ballmer is the best wwf wrestler that never was
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:the ballmer is the best wwf wrestler that never was i think him playing ceo of a wwe type thing would literally get me watching wrestling
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Number19 posted:current microsoft qa status: real bad like try 200+ machines in the building my office is in. Thankfully for some reason the majority did it last friday. We just had our student workers go and redeploy them since we were going to do that anyway, and it takes all of 10 seconds to start.
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:the ballmer is the best wwf wrestler that never was sorry, he's Steve The Embalmer Ballmer
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AtomD posted:windows is utter garbage just fuckin rebuild it from the ground up
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Fabricated posted:Yeah, "some" machines idk, works for me
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:29 |
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duTrieux. posted:probably what it would end up being. the bing browser. of course if they wanted to do that they should have done it when they first launched bing but if it wasn't half-assed it wouldn't be microsoft
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 08:10 |
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duTrieux. posted:microsoft's messaging department is basically just surgeon simulator 2013 but with a word processor instead of a human body
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 10:32 |
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Number19 posted:it still has a blue screen where it shows you a sad face and a more "user friendly" error message i loving hate cutesy error messages like that. windows xp had the perfect tone for the error messages with "shitapp has encountered a problem and needs to close." all kinds of "aww, snap", "bad panda", "" and even "well, this is rather embarrassing" errors just feel like the program or web page is condescending me. "aww, baby got a boo boo? baby can't handle a real error message?" those things could happen after i lose a significant amount of work, like this essay i'm writing in right now
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 13:07 |
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Paul's on vacation, but that doesn't mean he can't provide insightful commentary into the complex technology industry.quote:Take, for example, The Motley Fool. This site, aimed at the financial investment community, has just declared that Microsoft should "concede" the smart phone market to Android and Apple. Except that it wasn't written like that. It was written like "Apple and Android." It's apparently important that Apple be first for some reason. Even though Apple is a distant second. It's not even alphabetically first.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 13:08 |
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lol he mad
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 13:17 |
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It's great how MS allows a user to set an .lnk open with a default program, like Excel for example, and the only way to fix it is download some loving registry file to fix it. also I hate my users.
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:It's great how MS allows a user to set an .lnk open with a default program, like Excel for example, and the only way to fix it is download some loving registry file to fix it. you haven't truly cj'ed until you've seen this happen with EXE files. fun things happen when that occurs
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 13:44 |
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hello i'm internet explorer and today i will be popping a save dialog and closing whenever you try to open a web page
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 13:46 |
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ms is trying so hard to make the xbone appealing to gamerz that their new video player actually plays mkvs im a guy who made the wrong decision 6 months ago: xbox play demolition underscore man dot seven twenty pee dot scene dot em kay vee. hehe bet your ps4 cant do that
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 13:50 |
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tbh if i was gonna buy a console id probably buy the xbone just because it would be exciting to see how bad a decision it would turn out to be over the course of 5 years not even joking im really that dumb
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sony does what xbon't
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