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TVarmy posted:Never mind! Wikihow had my back and now I can perform a courtesy pee. It's NSFW if your boss is a weirdo who hates tasteful sketches of women urinating through their panties. Who is this even for besides internet creeps. I like the tip near the bottom that suggests doing it with a bunch of your girlfriends all in a circle so you can watch everyone piss all over themselves. What's wrong with just finding a large bush and not walking around with piss smelling shorts the rest of the afternoon?
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quote:Some running shorts are often manufactured with a minimal brief inside them and these are designed specifically to allow rapid transfer of moisture but only if you don't wear underwear with them. You may still choose to wear underwear if you find you prefer the feeling of urinating through them, or in the case of running shorts that don't have a built-in brief. What no this is all completely normal and how everyone pees obviously. (who the hell can pee through denim?)
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Leper Residue posted:(who the hell can pee through denim?) People who practice, duh 
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CJacobs posted:Actually that tip is useful and I'm eating chips right out of the bag right now because I don't like wasting dishes on menial things, sorry guys. Need to eat up chips in a hurry? Dump a bag of chips on the floor and eat the chips off of the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo
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To whom is the "courtesy" part of "courtesy pee" referring? I don't think it's very courteous to anyone to walk around smelling of piss for a few hours. I guess it's a courtesy to weird internet dudes with a gross fetish?
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No. See, if you pee hard enough then the urine wont be in contact with your clothes long enough to soak in! Practice constantly until you get it right.
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Aug 19, 2014 06:48
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The illustrations in that page are pretty good considering that they were surely done one-handed.
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Aug 19, 2014 07:10
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Lifehack: Yellow is in front, and brown is in the back. Never again wear your underwear backwards like an animal you piece of poo poo.
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Aug 19, 2014 07:12
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 Brilliant.  Feel like a chef at a restaurant by grabbing a magnet and sticking your recipes onto range hoods over the stove. It's a convenient, hands-free way to cook all those delicious meals. Yeah, there's no way that's a fire hazard.  Practical jokes are now #lifehacks.  Why?!
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Maybe this is common knowledge, but I don't own a phone. What exactly is the zip lock baggie for?
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Yeah, no way this could backfire on you when the prankee slashes the poo poo out of their foot on mirror shards. Nope! None whatsoever!
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Leper Residue posted:Maybe this is common knowledge, but I don't own a phone. What exactly is the zip lock baggie for? Something to hang it from/in. It won't work very well.
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Aug 19, 2014 07:28
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I do this, except it's so I can use my phone in the shower. I'm literally terrible.
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Turfahurf posted:Something to hang it from/in. It won't work very well. So it's not in a backseat pocket in that pic? Where is the bottom half of the phone? Did they photoshop that off? Edit: It's being held sideways, I get it now. Leper Residue has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Aug 19, 2014 |
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Wanamingo posted:I do this, except it's so I can use my phone in the shower. Thanks for making me feel better about how often I use my phone.
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Wanamingo posted:I do this, except it's so I can use my phone in the shower. Maybe you should be, like, focusing on scrubbing your gooniness off or something instead.
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Turfahurf posted:Something to hang it from/in. It won't work very well. It's not such a bad idea. If you're watching a whole movie on the plane it might get annoying for some people to hold it up to your face the whole time. Phones aren't that heavy but still.
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Aug 19, 2014 09:18
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I just found this gallery of "mental lifehacks," and it's awful, enjoy
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twoday posted:I just found this gallery of "mental lifehacks," and it's awful, enjoy This is a lot less awful if you imagine that you're reading an instruction manual for an alien on how to interact with humans for the first time without raising suspicion.
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twoday posted:I just found this gallery of "mental lifehacks," and it's awful, enjoy I guess some of those are actually right like the whole "smiling makes you happy" Then again  Also be a manipulative rear end in a top hat by... faking you liking a person  bartering for favors  just act like you know it all because that never goes wrong 
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 "However, do make sure to use non-words like 'unconfident' and 'a thing' as that'll make people on the internet like you more." edit: Unconfident actually is a word? Huh. #Lifehack: Use the word 'unconfident' if you want to sound like a douchebag to all your friends.  I just like the picture for this one.
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Vordhosbn posted:
I do that. It's easy, the recipe is at eye-level, I don't have to use my hands to touch it and I don't have to run around looking what I have to do next. Besides, I'm standing right there cooking stuff, I think I'll notice a fire before it burns down my house. EDIT: I don't call it a life-hack though. Maybe I should start doing that 
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beedeebee posted:I do that. It's easy, the recipe is at eye-level, I don't have to use my hands to touch it and I don't have to run around looking what I have to do next. Besides, I'm standing right there cooking stuff, I think I'll notice a fire before it burns down my house. lifehack : call every single thing you do a lifehack and earn mad internet cred
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RandomFerret posted:The goons on the forums looked from lifehack tumblr to lifehack parody tumblr, and from lifehack parody tumblr to lifehack tumblr, and from lifehack tumblr to lifehack parody tumblr again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. Wer mit LifeHacks kämpft, mag zusehn, daß er nicht dabei zum LifeHack wird. Und wenn du lange in einem Parody blickst, blickt der Parody auch in dich hinein.
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Zemyla posted:Didn't a goon do something like that? Yup, something like that.
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If you use your own fertilizer, it won't cost you an arm and a leg. Or a fingat.
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Zemyla posted:Didn't a goon do something like that? I think that was a gamecube, and it ended up costing him one of his fingats.
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Someone on yospos made a terrarium out of a Dreamcast for the secret Santa exchange. It didn't have much or any vegetation, but plenty of worms.
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That is a real thing that students are taught in journalism school. Unseasoned communicators will fill in silence and that is generally where better information/quotes come from because it will take them off their script.
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I guess it's good to know that being an annoying journo is a learned thing, then.
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Ah, I just remembered, Zach, a game we used to play. Released February 17th in 2010, developed by Access Games and directed by Hidetaka Suehiro, also known as SWERY. It was a murder mystery that too place in a small town, with an eccentric FBI special agent as the protagonist. A real cult classic, with plenty of suspense and black humor. Sound familiar, Zach?
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Or you know, throw the cup in the trash and clean the spoon Really cool life hack: 
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Dirty cutlery lying all over the place? Store it in empty yoghurt containers! Want to watch a film, but can't be bothered showering? Due to a loophole in the law, you can actually go to the cinema in your pyjamas. They can't stop you!
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lifehack for all you dumb, soon-to-be-lonely fucks.
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Better lifehack: Don't get married in the first place because your inevitable divorce will cost you more money than your feelings are worth. edit: Also, you should post that in the poo poo that didn't happen thread too.
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Who What Now posted:Ah, I just remembered, Zach, a game we used to play. Released February 17th in 2010, developed by Access Games and directed by Hidetaka Suehiro, also known as SWERY. It was a murder mystery that too place in a small town, with an eccentric FBI special agent as the protagonist. A real cult classic, with plenty of suspense and black humor. Sound familiar, Zach? Life Hack: binge through the LP of this game. Wait that's actually good advice so never mind.
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Rad Tad posted:lifehack for all you dumb, soon-to-be-lonely fucks. So he's not selling timeshares or something right? Reddit's visual Teflon for me but it seems like this lifehack is "Invite people out, have friends." When the machines rise they'll just have to convince us that starving ourselves in the basement is a lifehack for awkward social situations and body image.
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Razorwired posted:So he's not selling timeshares or something right? Reddit's visual Teflon for me but it seems like this lifehack is "Invite people out, have friends." Yes that is exactly his hack. He just invites people to bars to have a couple friendly drinks. I'm not sure why no one else ever thought of that 
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