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made of bees
May 21, 2013
I like the big question mark in the northern Caucasus.

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PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

icantfindaname posted:

For the record I've never played a paradox game, maybe making this map is a sign that I'm the kind of person who should steer clear of them
This is exactly the wrong conclusion to draw. You need to pick up EU4 and then the Europa Gooniversalis mod, pronto.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SkySteak posted:

Come on dude, no independent Cornwall?

Also: Friesland isn't independent from the Netherlands in that map, and Belgium isn't two separate countries but got absorbed by the Netherlands and France. A shameful Balkanised Europe map :colbert:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

PittTheElder posted:

This is exactly the wrong conclusion to draw. You need to pick up EU4 and then the Europa Gooniversalis mod, pronto.

Or just save yourself the time and buy all of the current games except hearts of iron 3.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


ekuNNN posted:

Also: Friesland isn't independent from the Netherlands in that map, and Belgium isn't two separate countries but got absorbed by the Netherlands and France. A shameful Balkanised Europe map :colbert:

Well it's more of an irredentist/nationalist map than balkanized per se. Hence Germany absorbing Austria :godwinning: and Belgium and Switzerland being dismantled. Independent cornwall is a pretty big oversight though, my mistake. Is there a significant Frisian independence movement in the Netherlands?

vvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Low German / High German. Also Protestant/Catholic is about the same line, although I think western Germany is Catholic so not quite

icantfindaname fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Aug 20, 2014

made of bees
May 21, 2013
What's the line going through Germany? Protestant/Catholic divide?

ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.

Edible Hat posted:

The Tuvans are a Turkic people whose language and culture more closely resemble Mongolia's than China's. Most Tuvans practice Buddhism. In fact, when the leader of Tuva instituted Buddhism as the state religion, the USSR orchestrated a coup and put in a place a Stalinist puppet.

Here is the pretty rad flag of independent Tuva:


One of my favorite bands, Yat-Kha, is from Tuva. I got into Tuvan music after seeing "Genghis Blues", a documentary about a blind American songwriter who learned Tuvan throat singing and entered a contest in Tuva. Genghis Khan's greatest general, Subotai, was from Tuva.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

SkySteak posted:

Come on dude, no independent Cornwall?

Excuse me it is called Kernow. :colbert:

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Why not just divide England into the medieval Heptarchy while you're at it? Imagine that! An independent Wessex in this modern day!

Radio Prune
Feb 19, 2010
I get Brittany and Occitania, but what's the area in France bordering Switzerland?

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
Recreate 17th century Holy Roman Empire. 100+ new nations instantly created out of the current German borders.

Edible Hat
Jul 23, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Radio Prune posted:

I get Brittany and Occitania, but what's the area in France bordering Switzerland?

That is the French region of Rhone-Alpes. A large number of Franco-Provencal speakers live there (and in Switzerland and Italy.) Franco-Provencal is one of the three Gallo-Romance languages recognized by the French government. I honestly don't know if a large enough number of speakers exists or that the region has a strong enough identity to constitute a separate country.

3peat
May 6, 2010

Amused to Death posted:

Recreate 17th century Holy Roman Empire. 100+ new nations instantly created out of the current German borders.

Ah yes, the land where conquering every province gives you country level infamy because every province is a country! I hated that whole area in EU3 and when playing Ottomans, Napoli or France I would just ignore it and conquer around it. Oh, also annoying was when you declared war on someone and then you got 100 pop-ups of "Worthlessburg/Fries Land/etc has declared war on you"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Kennel posted:

During the cold war communist used to have 15-25%

Finland's the last place you'd expect that. Stockholm Syndrome?

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

Phlegmish posted:

Finland's the last place you'd expect that. Stockholm Syndrome?

It's just one of those places, where communism rose in late 19th century/early 20th.
We even started with a civil war between Capitalistic-pig-dogs (whites aka. Butchers) vs. Communists (reds) during the WW1.

Initial frontlines of the war:
Reds controlling the bigger cities and the south, whites controlling countryside.



Reds lost and got butchered by their captors, hence the "popular" nickname for whites.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Phlegmish posted:

Finland's the last place you'd expect that. Stockholm Syndrome?

Helsinki Syndrome, surely.

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!

icantfindaname posted:


Scandinavia is too peaceful and boring for me to bother drawing in the borders.


You could make a socialist breakaway state out of Northern Sweden, it's a D&D wet dream!



Falukorv fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Aug 20, 2014

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude

made of bees posted:

What's the line going through Germany? Protestant/Catholic divide?

From Wikipedia:




Religion, 2011 Census.

Yellow: Roman-Catholic
purple: Protestant
blue: non religious

dark color: absolut majority
light color: relative majority

Also, with any given map of Germany, you can always play "guess the GDR's borders"

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
What was the main religion in East Germany (before the GDR)?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Kurtofan posted:

What was the main religion in East Germany (before the GDR)?

Here's an 1895 map of religious people per 1,000 residents:



So, mostly Protestants.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

icantfindaname posted:

Is there a significant Frisian independence movement in the Netherlands?

Nah not really, although there is a Fryske Nasjonale Partij. From Wikipedia: The FNP is a left-wing nationalist party, which advocates a federalist political system in which Frisians get more autonomy. It calls for greater autonomy of the region, government use, protection and recognition of the Frisian language and Frisian control over its gas reserves.

Here's a map of active separatist movements in Europe. Red names indicate regions with movements that only claim greater autonomy within the actual state. Black names indicate regions with important secessionist movements, although both categories include moderate movements. The nations highlighted in colors are the territories claimed by the local nationalist groups, including areas out of the state's borders and cases of annexation to other states:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

computer parts posted:

Here's an 1895 map of religious people per 1,000 residents:



So, mostly Protestants.

The GDR really evened things out.

Basil Hayden
Oct 9, 2012

1921!

What the heck is Jan Mayen doing on here, isn't its entire population people running the weather/radio station

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Basil Hayden posted:

What the heck is Jan Mayen doing on here, isn't its entire population people running the weather/radio station
The polar bears demand autonomy.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Kurtofan posted:

The GDR really evened things out.

Also all the Protestant Germans leaving Poland after WWII.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Basil Hayden posted:

What the heck is Jan Mayen doing on here, isn't its entire population people running the weather/radio station

Population: 18

Demanding greater autonomy is probably some kind of in-joke among the scientists that run the volcanic polar bear radio station.

3peat
May 6, 2010

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!



Maybe a silly question, but did the person who made this forgot to remove European nations that make this EU superstate from ranking? I find it hard to believe that 80 year life expectancy in only 24th in the world without all those Western European socialist hellholes. Same for GDP per capita.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Disco Infiva posted:

Maybe a silly question, but did the person who made this forgot to remove European nations that make this EU superstate from ranking? I find it hard to believe that 80 year life expectancy in only 24th in the world without all those Western European socialist hellholes. Same for GDP per capita.
That was my first thought as well.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx

Corek posted:

Also all the Protestant Germans leaving Poland after WWII.

"Leaving" is putting it very mildly.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Disco Infiva posted:

Maybe a silly question, but did the person who made this forgot to remove European nations that make this EU superstate from ranking? I find it hard to believe that 80 year life expectancy in only 24th in the world without all those Western European socialist hellholes. Same for GDP per capita.

The European Union as a whole was 46th according to the world factbook and that's including the constituent parts of the EU.

(e: it was 46th in 2012, it's 35th now)

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


computer parts posted:

The European Union as a whole was 46th according to the world factbook and that's including the constituent parts of the EU.

(e: it was 46th in 2012, it's 35th now)

This answers my question, thanks.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
Lutherstadt Wittenberg was in old GDR territory, it'd figure that most of the old GDR was probably Protestant before 1945.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

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TEAM-MATE
Most of East Germany was formerly part of Protestant Prussia, so you would be right.

Mu Cow
Oct 26, 2003

Disco Infiva posted:

Maybe a silly question, but did the person who made this forgot to remove European nations that make this EU superstate from ranking? I find it hard to believe that 80 year life expectancy in only 24th in the world without all those Western European socialist hellholes. Same for GDP per capita.

Yeah, it looks like they didn't remove EU members from rankings. The EU ranks somewhere between 25th and 31st in GDP per capita when all countries are listed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28nominal%29_per_capita). When EU members are removed, it's between 15th and 19th place.

Stefu
Feb 4, 2005

ekuNNN posted:

I found it, but it looks a lot crappier than I remember :v:


Bit odd that they used KTP for Finland instead of SKP, which is a bit bigger.

http://www.skp.fi/

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Jesus Per Capita GDP is that low? What are they doing over there?

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Peanut President posted:

Jesus Per Capita GDP is that low? What are they doing over there?

GDP/capita in Dollars:

Romania: 13,200
Bulgaria: 14,400
Croatia: 17,800
Latvia: 19,100
Hungary: 19,800
Poland: 21,100
Estonia: 22,400
Lithuania: 22,600
Portugal: 22,900
Greece: 23,600
Cyprus: 24,500
Slovakia: 24,700
Czech Republic: 27,200
Slovenia: 27,400
Malta: 27,500

And the poorest of the "typical" Western European countries:

Italy: 29,600
Spain: 30,100

Now comes the EU aggregated: 34,500

And the countries that are richer:

France: 35,700
Finland: 35,900
United Kingdom: 37,300
Denmark: 37,800
Belgium: 37,800
Germany: 39,500
Sweden: 40,900
Ireland: 41,300
Netherlands: 41,400
Austria: 42,600
Luxembourg: 77,900


So the EU would be at rank 19 in GDP/capita if we don't count the 11 EU countries ahead of the whole European Union.

Of course GDP/capita isn't an exact science. I don't know if Americans are really 25% richer than the Dutch. Even if they are, are average Americans so much richer than average Dutch persons?

Torrannor fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Aug 21, 2014

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Torrannor posted:



Of course GDP/capita isn't an exact science. I don't know if Americans are really 25% richer than the Dutch. Even if they are, are average Americans so much richer than average Dutch persons?

GDP/Capita doesn't tell you much, at the least you have to look at GDP/Capita and Gini together.

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Peanut President posted:

Jesus Per Capita GDP is that low? What are they doing over there?

poo poo is expensive in EU and there are many developing countries in it also.



Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Aug 21, 2014

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