CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Gorman Thomas posted:

my favorite part of this is that zoe is a rapist by her own admission

a quintuple rapist, which i believe counts as monsterrape in unreal tournament

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:30

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:19

Shadoer: Aug 31, 2011; Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

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horriblePencilist posted:

IndieJuice is working on an article by collecting statement from game journalists and developers. To protect their identities, their names will be kept secret. There's a good chance we'll hear something new from that.

Well that's something at least.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:32

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

happyhippy posted:

Well I only sucked 4 dicks today and only got a metacritic score of 34 for my excel spreadsheet macro.

hmmmm, seems like your dicks/score ratio is all off. were they attached to prominent indie game hipsters?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:32

Falsum: May 10, 2013; Crazy for the Bros

The Brown Menace posted:

a quintuple rapist, which i believe counts as monsterrape in unreal tournament

In 2k4 it's ultra, monster is 6

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:33

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Alright, servers are down at work, so I decided to pump up my indie dev cred a bit. Here's my brand new game called Playing by Rules. It's a text-based game subverting and addressing many issues persistent in modern video games industry and community. Follow numbers in parentheses to reveal consequences of your actions (0)

0. You find yourself playing a game. It feels like you were playing it your whole life. You know every button in the control scheme and you know all the choices that the game presents you with. a) Kill self (1), b) Grind (6), c) Open menu (4)
1. You die and respawn at the beginning of the level. Your team hates you, because you're gay. (0)
2. It helps. You are now a regular person. Like many others. The system wins again. You lose. You always lose. (13)
3. You win. You've tricked the system. You've cracked the code. Nothing can stop you now. (0)
4. It's a port from consoles. There are no options. a) Smash monitor, (11), b) Close menu (0)
5. You should have grinded more. You stood no chance against [H4B4]*-ZOG_did_911-*. (1)
6. You gain a level a) Go back to your starting point (0) b) Grind some more (6) c) PvP (5)
8. No one cares about you, even though you are a very good person with ideals and dreams. Such injustice. a) Well, that's how it is then (13) b) Your struggle is real. You must show them! (0)
9. :goatsecx:

(0)
11. By smashing your monitor you smashed the system of oppression. a) Create a patreon, (8), b) Get help (2)
13. Remember, in the game of video games gamers are not the ones playing the game, but the ones who are played by video game developers into playing their video games.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:36

Shadoer: Aug 31, 2011; Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

Support a feminist today!

Paladinus posted:

Alright, servers are down at work, so I decided to pump up my indie dev cred a bit. Here's my brand new game called Playing by Rules. It's a text-based game subverting and addressing many issues persistent in modern video games industry and community. Follow numbers in parentheses to reveal consequences of your actions (0)

0. You find yourself playing a game. It feels like you were playing it your whole life. You know every button in the control scheme and you know all the choices that the game presents you with. a) Kill self (1), b) Grind (6), c) Open menu (4)
1. You die and respawn at the beginning of the level. Your team hates you, because you're gay. (0)
2. It helps. You are now a regular person. Like many others. The system wins again. You lose. You always lose. (13)
3. You win. You've tricked the system. You've cracked the code. Nothing can stop you now. (0)
4. It's a port from consoles. There are no options. a) Smash monitor, (11), b) Close menu (0)
5. You should have grinded more. You stood no chance against [H4B4]*-ZOG_did_911-*. (1)
6. You gain a level a) Go back to your starting point (0) b) Grind some more (6) c) PvP (5)
8. No one cares about you, even though you are a very good person with ideals and dreams. Such injustice. a) Well, that's how it is then (13) b) Your struggle is real. You must show them! (0)
9. (0)
11. By smashing your monitor you smashed the system of oppression. a) Create a patreon, (8), b) Get help (2)
13. Remember, in the game of video games gamers are not the ones playing the game, but the ones who are played by video game developers into playing their video games.

lol

And amazingly this is still a better game than depression quest.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:37

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

in the reddit AMA some dude said that now a new angle they're taking is that they're saying that there was a second, male developer working on depression quest, and that him being spared shows how sexist and misogynistic this whole ordeal is

the general response to this seems to be "there's a second developer?"

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:38

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

slowbeef posted:

Can I stay with "Anti Quinn folks are ISIS" dude is crazy and the other two are still weird for going, "What? That's not a death threat, it's a 4chan meme!"

A guy saying, "I hate you more than terrorists. That's not a joke. I think you will genuinely murder someone. No, that's not a joke either" on his public twitter (hell, there's even a link to his twitter on Badass Digest, the place he works at) is a bit more extreme than some random dude from the internet going "Watch your back :P"

Paladinus posted:

Alright, servers are down at work, so I decided to pump up my indie dev cred a bit. Here's my brand new game called Playing by Rules. It's a text-based game subverting and addressing many issues persistent in modern video games industry and community. Follow numbers in parentheses to reveal consequences of your actions (0)

Did you get 2 people to post this for you?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:39

Rad Tad: Jul 2, 2014

The Brown Menace posted:

a quintuple rapist

really, you're gonna skip out on that extra n

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:40

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Shadoer posted:

lol

And amazingly this is still a better game than depression quest.

You just say that as Paladinus slept with you.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:40

Ooze: Apr 21, 2007

Paladinus posted:

Alright, servers are down at work, so I decided to pump up my indie dev cred a bit. Here's my brand new game called Playing by Rules. It's a text-based game subverting and addressing many issues persistent in modern video games industry and community. Follow numbers in parentheses to reveal consequences of your actions (0)

0. You find yourself playing a game. It feels like you were playing it your whole life. You know every button in the control scheme and you know all the choices that the game presents you with. a) Kill self (1), b) Grind (6), c) Open menu (4)
1. You die and respawn at the beginning of the level. Your team hates you, because you're gay. (0)
2. It helps. You are now a regular person. Like many others. The system wins again. You lose. You always lose. (13)
3. You win. You've tricked the system. You've cracked the code. Nothing can stop you now. (0)
4. It's a port from consoles. There are no options. a) Smash monitor, (11), b) Close menu (0)
5. You should have grinded more. You stood no chance against [H4B4]*-ZOG_did_911-*. (1)
6. You gain a level a) Go back to your starting point (0) b) Grind some more (6) c) PvP (5)
8. No one cares about you, even though you are a very good person with ideals and dreams. Such injustice. a) Well, that's how it is then (13) b) Your struggle is real. You must show them! (0)
9. (0)
11. By smashing your monitor you smashed the system of oppression. a) Create a patreon, (8), b) Get help (2)
13. Remember, in the game of video games gamers are not the ones playing the game, but the ones who are played by video game developers into playing their video games.

I'd rather play a game like this � admittedly not fun, and even kind of ugly-looking � than play most triple-A games out there.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:40

Lobster Harmonica: Jul 15, 2005

The Brown Menace posted:

a new angle they're taking is that they're saying that there was a second, male developer working on depression quest, and that him being spared shows how sexist and misogynistic this whole ordeal is

did he also rape the cuckboy

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:40

slowbeef: Mar 15, 2005; Will Harvey hates you, and everything you stand for.; Pillbug

horriblePencilist posted:

a bit more extreme than some random dude from the internet going "Watch your back :P"

ok, I do not know all the memes so the sarcasm wasn't obvious

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:46

judge reinhold: Jul 26, 2001

The Gaming Caliphate.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:47

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

quote:

Zoe Quinn, Patrick Lindsey and Isaac Schankler

wiat, three people were involved in making depression quest? thats 2 more than made cave story.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:47

Junkfist: Oct 7, 2004; FRIEND?

Paladinus posted:

Alright, servers are down at work, so I decided to pump up my indie dev cred a bit. Here's my brand new game called Playing by Rules. It's a text-based game subverting and addressing many issues persistent in modern video games industry and community. Follow numbers in parentheses to reveal consequences of your actions (0)

0. You find yourself playing a game. It feels like you were playing it your whole life. You know every button in the control scheme and you know all the choices that the game presents you with. a) Kill self (1), b) Grind (6), c) Open menu (4)
1. You die and respawn at the beginning of the level. Your team hates you, because you're gay. (0)
2. It helps. You are now a regular person. Like many others. The system wins again. You lose. You always lose. (13)
3. You win. You've tricked the system. You've cracked the code. Nothing can stop you now. (0)
4. It's a port from consoles. There are no options. a) Smash monitor, (11), b) Close menu (0)
5. You should have grinded more. You stood no chance against [H4B4]*-ZOG_did_911-*. (1)
6. You gain a level a) Go back to your starting point (0) b) Grind some more (6) c) PvP (5)
8. No one cares about you, even though you are a very good person with ideals and dreams. Such injustice. a) Well, that's how it is then (13) b) Your struggle is real. You must show them! (0)
9. (0)
11. By smashing your monitor you smashed the system of oppression. a) Create a patreon, (8), b) Get help (2)
13. Remember, in the game of video games gamers are not the ones playing the game, but the ones who are played by video game developers into playing their video games.

Day 1 purchase would play/buy DLC.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:47

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Another mysterious person enters the quinnspiracy (lol)

who is hulioooo?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:47

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

jalopybrown posted:

wiat, three people were involved in making depression quest? thats 2 more than made cave story.

Programming, Music and Zoe Quinn.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:48

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

happyhippy posted:

You just say that as Paladinus slept with you.

I'm polyarmourous.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:49

Shadoer: Aug 31, 2011; Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

Support a feminist today!

happyhippy posted:

You just say that as Paladinus slept with you.

How dare you... HOW DARE YOU BRING OUT PERSONAL BUSINESS INTO THIS THREAD!

This is harassment of the highest order you sexist monster!

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:51

judge reinhold: Jul 26, 2001

GSIS (Gamer's State in Intellivision and Sega) made headlines today after beheading an anime pillow on Twitch livestream.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:51

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

horriblePencilist posted:

Another mysterious person enters the quinnspiracy (lol)

who is hulioooo?

First google link... at least it's gaming related:

http://gamebattles.majorleaguegaming.com/profile/Hulioooo

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:52

blainestereo: Jan 16, 2013

alejandro, alejandro

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:55

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

Mister Fister posted:

First google link... at least it's gaming related:

http://gamebattles.majorleaguegaming.com/profile/Hulioooo

That top word definitely does not end in an o, if you enlarge the image there is an obvious break, it's prob an h.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:56

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

horriblePencilist posted:

But yeah really for now she gets money for existing. It used to be stuff like "I need a new laptop that can keep up with my cutting edge games" or "I got mugged just when I was about to pay rent now I can't pay rent" without actually providing any evidence, but since patron she doesn't even have to pretend to need money for something specific.

We should all be given money for existing.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:56

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

a cop posted:

We should all be given money for existing.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:56

Junkfist: Oct 7, 2004; FRIEND?

If this person didn't exist a conservative MRA would create a fictional novella about her. This can't be a real person.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:56

Rad Tad: Jul 2, 2014

zoey quinn and hulioooooo down by the schoolyard

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:58

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

don't post addresses of places she worked for you fucktard

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:58

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

a cop posted:

We should all be given money for existing.

I agree, a guaranteed basic income is an excellent idea!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_income

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:58

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

haha holy poo poo

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:59

Rad Tad: Jul 2, 2014

didn't know zoey quinn was paul blart

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:59

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

lol her job at law enforcement was college security

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:59

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

That top word definitely does not end in an o, if you enlarge the image there is an obvious break, it's prob an h.

also in the second word the last letter seems to have a downwards stem and is not an "e", but that's not as clear as the n/h in the first name

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:59

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

zoe quinn is mentally ill

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:59

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

dMastri posted:

zoe quinn is mentally ill

no poo poo really?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:00

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

judge reinhold posted:

GSIS (Gamer's State in Intellivision and Sega) made headlines today after beheading an anime pillow on Twitch livestream.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:00

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

The Brown Menace posted:

in the reddit AMA some dude said that now a new angle they're taking is that they're saying that there was a second, male developer working on depression quest, and that him being spared shows how sexist and misogynistic this whole ordeal is

I guess people are just really upset over Depression Quest.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:01

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

dMastri posted:

zoe quinn is mentally ill

ban this ableist piece of sh*t please

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:01

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:19

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

The Brown Menace posted:

in the reddit AMA some dude said that now a new angle they're taking is that they're saying that there was a second, male developer working on depression quest, and that him being spared shows how sexist and misogynistic this whole ordeal is

the general response to this seems to be "there's a second developer?"

did he gently caress five guys too, this is very important

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:02

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