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Aug 28, 2014 00:56
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There's a guy at work who always talks about using a shopping cart for his grilling. Dude, I know how much money you make. You can afford to buy a grill.
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Aug 28, 2014 00:56
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Squallege posted:There's a guy at work who always talks about using a shopping cart for his grilling. Dude, I know how much money you make. You can afford to buy a grill. Bubbles doesn't approve.
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Aug 28, 2014 02:09
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cowboythreespeech posted:Don't be stupid #lifehack
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Aug 28, 2014 03:02
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Robot Jelly posted:
That's dumb, just use tape, it won't fall off if you bump it. You can even colour them with markers if you so choose. #customizablelifehack 
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Aug 28, 2014 06:05
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But what am I going to do with all these bread tags then? They aren't going to smugly use themselves.
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Aug 28, 2014 06:27
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PYF Really Stupid "Life Hacks": Don't be stupid
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Aug 28, 2014 06:36
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Of course using a chair isn't a good idea, that's why that pic came from some kind of ThereIFixedIt type site, not a lifehack site. Don't be stupid. You are really defensive about this were you abused by a grill or abused at some sort of backyard grilling event?
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Aug 28, 2014 07:05
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Darth Freddy posted:You are really defensive about this were you abused by a grill or abused at some sort of backyard grilling event? He had a bad experience in the back of a uhaul truck trying to use a wicker chair as tinder for grilling. Hasn't been the same ever since.
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Aug 28, 2014 07:26
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Darth Freddy posted:You are really defensive about this were you abused by a grill or abused at some sort of backyard grilling event? Nah I just get annoyed when people don't get how the thread works. Why post something that's obviously not a lifehack and laugh at what a bad lifehack it is? Go start a thereifixedit thread and repost the same photo of the pool with the floating sandal electrical grid over and over.
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Aug 28, 2014 11:10
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Nah I just get annoyed when people don't get how the thread works. I, in the OP, posted:Pre-emptive edit: It doesn't matter if somebody posts a fake one, they're still funny.
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Aug 28, 2014 12:06
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He had thought of everything  Lifehack : if you make an OP always assume goons are gonna complain about everything.
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Aug 28, 2014 12:10
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Lifehack: Read the drat OP.
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Aug 28, 2014 12:13
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Nah I just get annoyed when people don't get how the thread works. Why post something that's obviously not a lifehack and laugh at what a bad lifehack it is? Go start a thereifixedit thread and repost the same photo of the pool with the floating sandal electrical grid over and over. To be fair, that's a really great picture.
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Aug 28, 2014 12:32
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Picnic Princess posted:That's dumb, just use tape, it won't fall off if you bump it. You can even colour them with markers if you so choose. #customizablelifehack There are about a billion different types of label cable ties.   Great for those with OCD. But it means all my boxes full of old computer and A/V cables are so much easier to sort through. Lifehack: Give people with OCD the means to drive themselves insane by labelling everything.
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Aug 28, 2014 15:49
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Gorilla Salad posted:Lifehack: Give people with OCD the means to drive themselves insane by labelling everything wrong. ftfy
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Aug 28, 2014 15:52
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Nah I just get annoyed when people don't get how the thread works. Why post something that's obviously not a lifehack and laugh at what a bad lifehack it is? Go start a thereifixedit thread and repost the same photo of the pool with the floating sandal electrical grid over and over. Sorry a grill killed your mom and dad in crime alley that one time
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Aug 28, 2014 18:56
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 How is this in any way a life hack? "Too lazy to remove a single sticker? Doesn't matter, just shove the whole thing in your mouth"  Imagine staying overnight at a friend's place and walking into their bathroom to see this. I'd probably wake them up laughing.
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Aug 28, 2014 19:09
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Robot Jelly posted:
Who the gently caress has a toilet seat like this in their house anyway? Do they live in a shopping mall?
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Aug 28, 2014 19:16
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Gorilla Salad posted:Lifehack: Give people with OCD the means to drive themselves insane by labelling everything. My fake OCD led me to just color coding with electric tape. Just do a swatch at both ends. Now I don't yank the wrong external hdd. Lifehack: Be bored a lot so you invent solutions to meaningless problems. Then ate poo poo off the floor like an animal?
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Aug 28, 2014 19:19
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Parenting hack: Show your love for The Fifth Element while training your children to comply with the police during their inevitable drunk driving arrest And if the little bastards try to sneak out of their rooms at night, bring out the artillery:  Edit: I know that just looks like a lazy prank but it was honestly suggested as a parenting hack, I swear: http://diply.com/omg-facts/23-inventive-hacks-that-every-parent-should-know/37215/4
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Aug 28, 2014 19:31
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Robot Jelly posted:
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!!
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Aug 28, 2014 20:52
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FYI- Amazon has a free download today of "Real Clever Ideas and Solutions" for Kindle. I couldn't be bothered to setup a kindle account or whatever nonsense it required to view it, but it sounds ripe for the picking for this thread.
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Aug 28, 2014 23:34
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JD posted:I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!! I prefer raw jelly beans to snack on while wearing my boiled denim.
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Aug 28, 2014 23:47
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Robot Jelly posted:
See, this one is truly bullshit. Maybe the sticker is safe, but you still have to wash that fruit or vegetable, so you might as well rub the sticker off. What is wrong with people that they would think it was better to eat the sticker than remove it? Ugh.
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Aug 29, 2014 00:02
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mds2 posted:Who the gently caress has a toilet seat like this in their house anyway? Do they live in a shopping mall? College-owned housing, maybe?
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Aug 29, 2014 00:26
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mds2 posted:Who the gently caress has a toilet seat like this in their house anyway? Do they live in a shopping mall? Can't afford utilities at your home? Perform all your basic bodily functions at the nearest shopping mall. #lifehack
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Aug 29, 2014 01:55
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Need to keep your bathroom spotless? Poop in the corner of your bedroom like a animal you piece of poo poo.
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Aug 29, 2014 01:58
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Karma Monkey posted:See, this one is truly bullshit. Maybe the sticker is safe, but you still have to wash that fruit or vegetable, so you might as well rub the sticker off. What is wrong with people that they would think it was better to eat the sticker than remove it? Ugh. The glue may be safe, but what about the plastic the sticker is made from? Let's all just loving eat plastic. Need to eat your fruit-roll-up in a jiffy? Don't unroll it and just eat the plastic too, the extra chewing will work out your jaw muscles.
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Aug 29, 2014 02:02
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Picnic Princess posted:The glue may be safe, but what about the plastic the sticker is made from? Let's all just loving eat plastic. It's not digestible, so that means it is fiber. Fiber is good, right?
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Aug 29, 2014 02:10
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Karma Monkey posted:See, this one is truly bullshit. Maybe the sticker is safe, but you still have to wash that fruit or vegetable, so you might as well rub the sticker off. What is wrong with people that they would think it was better to eat the sticker than remove it? Ugh. It's just a little tidbit of vaguely interesting information. Like a little fact some people wouldn't know. Why are you so angry. It's not like anyone is literally too lazy to remove a sticker, come on.
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Aug 29, 2014 02:10
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Wandle Cax posted:It's just a little tidbit of vaguely interesting information. Like a little fact some people wouldn't know. Why are you so angry. It's not like anyone is literally too lazy to remove a sticker, come on. Uh, I'm not actually angry. I'm sorry if plain text confuses you. Perhaps you should try a comedy website forums where everything is punctuated with helpful smilies.  (I also think you might be missing the point of this thread. )
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Aug 29, 2014 02:25
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Wait, aren't stickers on most fruits on the peel? Apples, pears and mangos have the stickers on them, but the stickers most people think of are probably on Bananas, and who the hell eats a banana peel on?
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Aug 29, 2014 02:50
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twistedmentat posted:Wait, aren't stickers on most fruits on the peel? Apples, pears and mangos have the stickers on them, but the stickers most people think of are probably on Bananas, and who the hell eats a banana peel on? Kevin Spacey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5bvNVx1NqM
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Aug 29, 2014 02:56
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JD posted:I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!! They taste like sand!
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Aug 29, 2014 03:20
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Karma Monkey posted:See, this one is truly bullshit. Maybe the sticker is safe, but you still have to wash that fruit or vegetable, so you might as well rub the sticker off. What is wrong with people that they would think it was better to eat the sticker than remove it? Ugh. Wait, why do you have to wash the food first? Is your supermarket in the habit of selling food coated in bird poo poo and dirt? Because I think it might be time to find a better store. Lifehack: Don't shop at places which sell food coated in mud and faeces.
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Aug 29, 2014 03:39
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Gorilla Salad posted:Wait, why do you have to wash the food first? Is your supermarket in the habit of selling food coated in bird poo poo and dirt? Because I think it might be time to find a better store. Yes, fruit is dirty, it grows outdoors and is often sprayed with pesticides and yeah, sometimes comes into contact with dirt and feces. Wash your fruits.
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Aug 29, 2014 03:45
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Fruit processing plants coat the fruits with waxes and preservatives before they ship so they have the maximum sparkly shelf life, then they're in the back of a hopefully clean truck, then they're in a supermarket warehouse staffed by teenagers with probably mostly adequate hygiene. Or don't wash your fruit, that's cool too.
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Aug 29, 2014 03:52
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Gorilla Salad posted:Wait, why do you have to wash the food first? Is your supermarket in the habit of selling food coated in bird poo poo and dirt? Because I think it might be time to find a better store. hahaha You can't be for real.
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Aug 29, 2014 03:56
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Gorilla Salad posted:Wait, why do you have to wash the food first? Is your supermarket in the habit of selling food coated in bird poo poo and dirt? Because I think it might be time to find a better store. please tell me you don't live in the US
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